May 11, 2016

I know I've seen some stupid petitions but this one takes the cake!

Disney is evil... We've all made those kinds of jokes. This butthurt DC fan has taken it to an extreme: He's demanding that Disney stops paying critics from bashing non-MCU movies.

There is  growing evidence Disney has been continually paying critics to attack Non MCU movies. MCU movies are safe. They're not challenging at all. Just like a comic book movie is "supposed to be". They're not divisive or thought provoking. First they bashed Batman V Superman.They cleared BvS out of the way, gave Civil War (which wasn't a perfect film) an Oscar, now they're going to work on moving Apocalypse out the way...then they get offended when they're accused of accepting gifts. Films like Days Of Future Past did receive good reviews due to the fact it came out in 2014 when there was hardly any competition from  MCU films. Had the movie been released in 2015 against Ant-Man it would have gotten the Man of Steel treatment. Deadpool would have also suffered the same fate however it was released in February when there was no MCU movies being released at the time and was not an immediate threat. Films like the Force Awakens which essentially just a modern day rehash of the First Star Wars also get universal praise since Disney acquired the rights.We need to raise awareness of this global plan to keep our films creative or risk have everything fall under the Disney label. Each studio brings their own distinctive and creative work and Disney needs to stop being greedy and understand this. Support DC and keep Marvel at Fox.
This is the letter in the petition that, quite frankly is stupid as hell.

There is  growing evidence Disney has been continually paying critics to attack Non MCU movies. MCU movies are safe. They're not challenging at all. Just like a comic book movie is "supposed to be". They're not divisive or thought provoking. First they bashed Batman V Superman.
No, Batman v. Superman was ruined itself by Suck Snyder. I did enjoy it minus a few things: Mainly Snyder's inability to tell a cohesive story and the excessive killing done by these so-called heroes. (visually, Snyder is VERY GOOD, but directing the "talking bits" he is bad... Also the dialogue is a bit bad.) Subtlety, Snyder does not know this:

I mean: MARTHA!! 

Not thought Provoking? MCU movies? You know the ones dealing about Terrorists, Media Manipulation, Arms race, and the Policies against said Terrorism? (Most of the Ironman and Captain America Movies, including Civil War) And that Civil war managed the whole Super Powered Beings needing to be kept in check thing better than BvS. Oh but those were colorful and had the heroes doing heroic things while moving the plot forward. The Lagos scene in Civil War had more Heroisim in it than BvS's 2:39 runtime.
 They cleared BvS out of the way, gave Civil War (which wasn't a perfect film) an Oscar
But I thought the latest Academy Awards were Last February... you know when Leo DiCaprio FINALLY won an Oscar... Me thinks this dude is pulling a Sarkeezy move.

now they're going to work on moving Apocalypse out the way...then they get offended when they're accused of accepting gifts.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Apocalypse is getting mixed reviews and until I see it I cannot give a review and see where I stand with it. Trailers made it somewhat interesting but it did have a few things off...
Either Fox or Bryan Singer could be to blame here. We must take in part that this movie is a sort of soft reboot and prequel at the same time. Continuity errors will be chalked up to Wolverine's Time Travel Antics messing the timeline or something. ALSO 20th Century Fox. Remember X-Men Origins:Wolverine, Trankt4stic, Fantastic 4 II: Rise of the Silver Surfer, so Fox has a hit or miss track record with comic book movies... Oh yeah! Elektra! I knew I forgot a stinker!

Of course they'd get offended by a wild accusation like that... I mean Buzz Aldrin got offended when he was accused of NOT being on the moon.



Films like Days Of Future Past did receive good reviews due to the fact it came out in 2014 when there was hardly any competition from  MCU films.
Convenient... It has nothing to do with the movie being good.
Had the movie been released in 2015 against Ant-Man it would have gotten the Man of Steel treatment. 
Wait, wait, wait! Man of Steel got those reviews BECAUSE ZACK SYNDER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SUPERMAN AT ALL! I mean this is the same Superman movie where Pa Kent tells Clark that he should have let people die!!

Deadpool would have also suffered the same fate however it was released in February when there was no MCU movies being released at the time and was not an immediate threat.
Deadpool being a GOOD 20th Century FOX Movie is a bigger threat... The Sony made Amazing Spider-Man films sucking made it possible for Marvel's Poster child to return home. Deadpool being good is only delaying the return of the X-Men to where they belong.

Films like the Force Awakens which essentially just a modern day rehash of the First Star Wars also get universal praise since Disney acquired the rights
It got universal praise because, while it WAS kind of a Rehash of A New Hope, it FELT MORE LIKE STAR WARS unlike the Prequels. They went a familiar road just to show that they weren't going to Jar Jar it up!

We need to raise awareness of this global plan to keep our films creative or risk have everything fall under the Disney label. Each studio brings their own distinctive and creative work and Disney needs to stop being greedy and understand this. Support DC and keep Marvel at Fox. 
If you needed any proof that this comes from a butthurt DC fan... check out the bold parts...
Keep Marvel at Fox... Makers of Daredevil (The movie with Affleck), Elektra, which sucked so much ass that kissing Jennifer Garner is the equivalent of doing 3 rimjobs. Fantastic four (who only managed to have a decent Thing and Torch... Torchie later became Captain America) then we have the Rebooted Trankt4stic, that sucked major ass... and I mean almost Elektra bad, but Kate Mara's mouth doesn't have the same ass taste as Jen Garner's... Also the same fox that gave us Barakapool, and the Last Stand... Only 4 movies can be considered Decent (X-Men, X2, Wolverine 2 and Deadpool... and Wolverine 2 had a kinda mixed reception.)





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