Mar 6, 2026

Another FTC Civilians expansion ideas rant:

 I will keep insisting on this, because FTC has something good that needs to be nurtured. They could become the Go-To company for background characters... 

Will try to not get into super specifics, but I probably will:

We need more fat people.
We need more black people.
We need more women.
We need more clothes variety.
We need more ethnicities.
We need people with visible disabilities.

Before you scream WOKE!! hear me out:
Having a body with arm amputee options is not going woke... not when you can sell Cyber Arms as an accessory pack.
Having a body with the option of no legs, Cyber legs, or stuck on a wheel chair is custom fodder potential.

This has nothing to do with making a Pizzaface custom... I'm trying to get an OG PF to use his peg legs and maybe his head on a FTC fat buck...
The scary part will be hollowing the PF head to fit on the FTC Neck. But back on topic..

Fat people? Murica is full of those... i kinda want a fat kid... who I may or may not name Eric. If he's dressed in green and orange, he'll totally be an Otto. 
Fat females could reuse the fat male buck with a few new parts that would benefit both.
Yeah, like I wasn't gonna make a Big Mama reference.

Fat men with long pants and shoes is a given... or short pants and shoes.

So we tackled fat people and people with visible disabilities... and kinda more women... well not really... we need to tackle something in between.

Dad bod men;
I'm looking for pudgy bellies in otherwise slim bodies. Perfect excuse to bring forth the shorts and sandals for the slim body. Hell, sleeveless arms too.

Attire options:
I've spoken in other rants about the polo shirt upper torsos for the men, One piece leotard and braless mannequin bodies for the ladies.

I mentioned a while back some overlays, especially for the females. Well, I will go back on these and add more.
The onepiece leotard upper torso allows for painted turtleneck sweater looks, allows for sleeveless dresses.... with a new crotch overlay, a cheongsam or qipao dress for the hypothetical Asian ladies.

Using the thigh cut short shorts can be made. Body can be paint like wearing a romper
The mannequin torso can be used for tube tops and other strapless dresses... like the Diamond top... which in this case should be an overlay.


A sweater tied around the waist

Like that. Of course this can work on male figures with one made for males.

Speaking of overlays: Jackets...  normal amd cropped jackets/vests for the ladies, jackets/vests for the males. Leather jackets, denim jackets, letterman styled jackets.
Fanny packs can ba a crotch overlay for the guys and gals. Cooking apron could be another... but this one would be better as soft goods.

More women...
This is rather obvious:
Whiel we need more characters in general, the deck favors the guys too much.
Kids:
2 girls
3 boys

Slim adults:
4 women 
7 Men

Fat adults:
0 wonen
6 men

Of course I want more guys too, but we need some more women.

Right now the kids are better proportioned than the adults.

That's why Im proposing expanding the civilians beyond just Wrestling.

Now this leads to more ethnicities...
More ethnicities:
Thanks to 

I know that FTC Can do more skintones. So...
A slightly more yellowish light skin color for Asian characters, a slightly more olive-ish darker skin tone for middle eastern and mediterranean characters.

We need more black people
There's only 4 black people in the entire fans line and zero for the crew and law enforcement lines.

For example black dude with afro using Hunter's body with green hoodie, green long sleeved tshirt (cop arms on standard body)... or if we're lazy Joe face dark skin repaint with Orange blond hair... purple Brad hoodie. Using the Brad body.

Crazy characters:
Cowboy, Sumo Wrestler, Ninja, caricature crook, etc.

Fakong Filmatipn Documentary update:

 Not looking good. 
The latest update had some bad news:

Hi everyone,

I wanted to share a meaningful progress update on Faking Filmation, including where the film currently stands, an upcoming potential screening milestone, and an important clarification about one aspect of the original campaign.

The short version:

• The rough cut of the documentary is complete and the film is moving through final refinement and legal review.

• We are currently aiming for a screening at Power-Con 2026 in Cincinnati (https://thepower-con.com).

• Due to legal restrictions, we cannot distribute or facilitate access to The Return of Faker as part of this campaign.

• We are evaluating whether there are responsible ways to acknowledge that change for backers while the documentary itself moves toward completion.

Below is a more detailed update on where everything stands and what happens next.

Some encouraging news first

We are currently working toward a potential screening of Faking Filmation at Power-Con 2026 (September 12–13 in Cincinnati). https://thepower-con.com

While final details are still being worked out, the goal is to premiere the film for the community there if the project is in the right state to do so.

Whether that screening is a finished film or a work-in-progress preview will depend on where the legal and finishing process lands over the coming months — but it’s an exciting milestone we’re actively aiming toward.

Where the film stands

The rough cut of Faking Filmation is complete, and the film was very close to picture lock when my previous update was drafted.

However, since that time Andy Mangels has come on board as a producer, and his involvement has opened up access to additional archival materials and resources that significantly elevate the film. In several cases we now have the opportunity to replace temporary or lower-quality materials with better source elements and higher-quality archival assets.

Because of that, portions of the film are currently being refined and upgraded, which has required temporarily stepping back from the near-picture-lock state the film was approaching.

At the same time, we’ve begun a clearance process where we are attempting to license as much of the material used in the film as possible, rather than relying solely on fair-use doctrine. While fair use remains an important legal framework for documentary storytelling, licensing material where feasible helps strengthen the long-term release path for the film.

Once we determine which elements can be licensed and which must rely on fair use, the film will go through a formal legal pass to ensure everything sits on solid ground before final picture lock.

This step is standard for documentaries working with archival footage, commentary, and case-study material — but it does mean the finishing process takes a little longer in order to do it correctly.

Creatively, the film is where it needs to be — and I’m really proud of how clearly its core themes are coming through.

Unfortunately, there is some difficult news to share

Since this campaign first launched, the landscape around fan films has become more aggressive and significantly less forgiving. Enforcement actions have increased, tolerance has narrowed, and the environment has grown more cut-throat overall. In that context, even within a documentary, it’s essential that any use of fan-created material is clearly grounded in commentary, criticism, and transformation — not distribution.

There’s also an undeniable irony here. Faking Filmation documents a period when fan creativity was institutionally supported and licensed, even as the modern space for similar work has tightened while we were making the film. As we explored that history, the present-day reality became clearer: the very forces the film examines are still shaping what can and can’t exist now.

While early legal discussions explored potential ways the fan film might be handled within a documentary context, following subsequent legal review and in light of how the project now exists in the world, where we have landed is a clear and final boundary.

I can’t explain or elaborate on this further — but it’s important that I state it plainly and explicitly so there’s no gray area:

After subsequent legal review, and because Faking Filmation examines the legal gray area around fan films, at this time we cannot distribute or facilitate access to The Return of Faker. Any potential future release would require a separate license and rests solely with its creator, James Eatock.

That distinction matters, and it reflects the reality the film itself explores — the tension between fan creativity, intellectual property, and permission.

Why your support still mattered

It’s also important to say this clearly: even though we cannot distribute or facilitate access to The Return of Faker, the documentary did succeed in doing something meaningful.

By examining James’s story and the broader fan-film ecosystem, Faking Filmation helped raise awareness around this specific project and fan films more generally — contributing to a legitimate and significant outcome for The Return of Faker that exists entirely outside this campaign.

Many of you supported this project because the original cease-and-desist felt unjust. Your backing helped shine a light on that story, give it context, and ultimately change how it was understood. That impact is real, even if the form it takes isn’t what was originally imagined.

What Faking Filmation does include

While I cannot distribute the fan film itself, Faking Filmation is being delivered as a feature-length documentary, along with a substantial set of Additional Documentary Materials designed to deepen and expand the story.

These materials are framed as case studies and contextual analysis, and may include things like:

• Expanded examination of The Return of Faker as a creative and legal case study
• Spotlight segments on other fan filmmakers featured in the documentary, including their experiences navigating similar challenges
• Extended interviews and discussions that didn’t fit into the main cut
• Deeper exploration of Saturday-morning cartoons, Filmation, and the creative environment that gave rise to shows like He-Man
• Comparative analysis of licensed vs. unlicensed continuation, and why some projects move forward while others remain unresolved

All materials are presented as documentary exploration and commentary, not as standalone releases of fan films.

Backer likeness participation (clarification)

I also want to clarify something for backers who selected the reward tier that included having their likeness appear in the 40-minute iteration of The Return of Faker.

While I cannot distribute or facilitate access to the fan film itself, I can still facilitate the inclusion of backer likenesses as part of the ongoing production of that version of the film, in coordination with James as the creator.

This participation relates only to inclusion in the creative process — it does not involve access to, previews of, or distribution of the finished film, which remains solely at the creator’s discretion.

A note about refunds and rewards

I also want to address something I know some people may be wondering about.

This campaign was funded and produced several years ago, and the funds raised at the time were used to support the production, travel, research, and post-production work required to complete the documentary.

Like all Kickstarter campaigns, this project was ultimately about supporting the creation of a film — and that film is being completed and delivered.

At the same time, I recognize that many backers originally supported the campaign with the expectation that The Return of Faker would be part of the overall package. As explained above, subsequent legal review has made it clear that we cannot distribute or facilitate access to that film.

While the documentary itself and the additional documentary materials remain the core deliverables of the campaign, I also understand that the absence of the fan film changes how some backers may view their original support.

Because of that, we are currently evaluating whether there are responsible ways to acknowledge that change, and I’m discussing potential options with our legal team. That process takes time, and I want to make sure anything we consider is done thoughtfully and within the legal realities surrounding the project.

For now, I ask for patience while we explore what may or may not be possible. When there is clarity, I will share more in a future update.

Regarding delivery and backer copies

Many people have asked whether backers will receive their copies of the documentary — and the associated rewards — before the potential Power-Con screening.

The honest answer is that it depends on the state of the film.

If the film reaches final picture lock and clears the legal pass in time, we will move as quickly as possible to manufacture the discs and produce the remaining physical rewards so they can be delivered to backers.

If the Power-Con screening happens while the film is still finishing its legal and post-production process, the screening there may instead be a work-in-progress presentation.

Either way, the priority remains the same: finishing the film properly and ensuring it can exist cleanly and professionally in the world.

Perspective on the timeline

I also want to acknowledge the time this project has taken.

This film wasn’t put on pause and forgotten — it continued, often quietly, through years of research, production, legal review, and a shifting creative and industry landscape.

The work changed as the world around it changed, and the responsibility was always to finish the story honestly — not quickly or recklessly. I know that doesn’t erase frustration, but it’s the truth of how this project arrived here.

Why this matters

Faking Filmation has always been about more than a single project.

It’s about how a generation of creators was shaped, how fandom evolves, and why the rules around creativity and ownership matter — especially when passion collides with legacy IP.

In that sense, the current status of The Return of Faker isn’t separate from the film’s thesis — it’s central to it.

Thank you for your patience and continued support. I’m excited to share the finished film and its additional materials with you soon, and I appreciate your understanding as I make sure this project can live cleanly and professionally in the world.

— Rob
And James Eatock confirms the bad news.
Howdy,

By now you will have received an in-depth message from Faking Filmation director Rob McCallum revealing that, whilst the documentary is nearly complete, "The Return of Faker" will NOT be a part of the Blu-ray set due to legal hurdles that are very much one obstacle too many for this production to overcome.

HOWEVER, and this is key (so please read carefully): any and ALL things you paid for in the Kickstarter/Indiegogo campaign (prints, minicomic, likenesses, etc.), you WILL receive. For example: if you paid for a 40 minute version of "The Return of Faker", then you shall receive a 40 minute version of "The Return of Faker". Simple as that.

All of this will very much take place before Power-Con's MOTUFest in September!

Finally, THANK YOU for your support and patience for both Rob's documentary (which I've yet to see due to him wanting to surprise me in person) and "The Return of Faker". Trust me; the wait will have been worth it!

James Eatock.

Without The Return of Faker, some folks may feel ripped off... but unfortunately, copyright laws can be a bitch and with an upcoming MOTU movie, NBC Universal may not want a fan project eclipsing their IP... among other things. C'est la vie and all that. I won't pretend that I'm accepting this in the most mature way, but I won't be all

LeCaillou... about it.

Mar 5, 2026

Hypothetical Playmates TMNT farewell wave.

 I made a version of this rant already, but... I feel I should try again.

IF NECA ever makes a Pizzaface, Burne's body should be the starting point.

I got the Pizzaface figure to use its head for a custom Ultimates... Sadly, my plans hit a snag.
The Pizzaface figure and the figures toy company fat body aren't compatible. Due to his open mouth, I cannot dremmel the head to make it fit on the FTC neck. THE ALTERNATIVE, kills all neck articulation... since I'd be chopping off the FTC neck...  back to the drawing board. 

So, in order to rethink my strategy, I thought on making the vintage styled last hurrah.

 I'll start with the Super7 dick move accessory pack:
Undercover Raph heads repainteed in Don the Undercover Turtle colors, UC Raph coat, UC Raph suitcase and gun in Don colors, Recolored NVG Goggles from UC Raph as a substitute for the Groucho mask.
TOON Shredder Soft Goods Tunic. Red Shredder Tunic. Wacky Action Shredder head 

Now for the wave: 5 Items. 4 figures and an accessory pack. 3 Vintage character, 1 turtle variant.

Glam Rock Raphael:
Based on the vintage Heavy Metal Raph.
2 heads with different expressions.
Standard hands
Accessories:
Drumstick sais
Twirling sai effects
Bass guitar
2 Glam Rock Wigs that fit his heads.

Pizzaface:
Based on the rumored Pizzaface prototype by the 4 Horsemen.
If it wasn't included, use the prototype head with the meatball siamese twin 
2 heads with different expressions. 

Accessories:
Standard hands
Chef hat
Vintage peg legs
New pizza peel peg leg
More tossable pizzas
Soft plastic pizza dough.

We lose the pizza shield, something something Playmates.

General Traag:
Krang's General is an obvious choice. I'm gonna be a dick and make him a $75-80 figure...
Not just because of his size, but he'll be a 2-in-1 figure.
A snap on upper torso piece to make Granitor.
Heads:
Traag head
Granitor head
Srandard Hands
Accessories:
Snap on Granitor upper chest (hard plastic)
Gun
Rifle
Knife
Flamethrower
Fire effect

Dask the Neutrino:
Essentially Toon Dask in order to have a pair of Neutrinos.
2 heads
Standard hands
Accessories:
Jetpack
Repainted Zak hoverboard 
Tracker
Blaster

Accessory pack: aka Roadkill Rodneys:
I'd toss in some other new and old accessories. EVIL Communicator, Oroku Saki head, Triceraton gun in Bebop color, Machete with scabbard for Rocksteady, Dramatic hands for Bebop and Rocksteady. 

That's it for the final Ultimates line... but there are Deluxe redecos. Figures get 1 new piece. About $42 per figure.

Attila the Frog:
Genghis repaint with new flail.

"Mirage" April:
Dark skinned April with blue jumpsuit and brown boots. Gun is her accessory new perm hair head.

Rasputin the Mad Frog:
Gengis repaint with new bow and Splinter Arrow.

Skateboarding Mike:
Using the Slam dunk Don body with Rappin Mike Sneakers, Mondo Gecko Skateboard and Paety wagon helmet.
This isn't vintage accurate, but vintage inspired.

TOON Napoleon Bonafrog:
Genghis repaint with a bendy snake whip.

Surfer Leo:
A repaint of Sewer Surfin' Mike with Surfboard and Sewer Samurai Leo sword. 


These deluxes would be "released"/preordered on ither montsh where there aren't turtles stuff... ie the final wave. Not all deluxes would be released at the same time. It would be A Frog and another figure.





Mar 3, 2026

Orphan Kitten is orphaned.

If you know, you know.
If you don't...


It comes with a cardboard box... 

Has a tuna can plush... it kinda looks like the cat from the game.

After having it in hand, I had to put it in the closet because it reminded me of my Mom's cat.


 

Thundercats Leaks! YOUR MOOOOOOOOM!!

 Apparently, we are finaly getting Wizz-Ra... which was leaked about a year ago.


Yeah... The $65 proce tag makes me unlikely to get Nepthu 2: Turdtastic Poopaloo.
Another depowered Mumm-Ra.

Hopefully the cape is soft goods. But I can't see myself spending $55 for just a new head.

Some lady... ancient Thundercat sorceress or something. Deep cut, but I will not get... $65+s&h makes me extra picky. Especially with Hun and April just around the corner 


A 4 armed nemesis of Mumm-Ra's... I'm saving money here.

Mar 2, 2026

It came from the toy chest: Lloyd is an angry nerd.

 

The only adult who isn't in a multipack. Lloyd is a fat body figure. The only other figure who is not in a Multipack is Ethan, the dark skinned child. He kinda looks like someone I used to know.

Articulation 
The figure has OK articulation. His fat body has some Articulation restrictions that slimmer figures lack. The arms require double jointed elbows to reach the 90° angle that a single joint elbow does on a slim figure. Legs fare a bit better though, but it can be a bitch to get the lower half of the knee going. There are no ankle rockers. The torso is surprisingly decent.
3.5


Paint and sculpt 
Lloyd uses the fat body so, The sculpt is essentially a fatter and bigger version of the Children but with Sandals instead of the Chuck Taylors. It's scary how much this figure is to what I wear on my leisure time.
Most of the paint job is in the face. Pretty much everything else is molded in the appropriate color. 


The thing that is eating me is: are his pimples painted or sculpted?
They could be multiple layers of paint or actual sculpt.

4.5

Accessories 
Like the other figures, he has
Dramatic hands 
Judo chop hands
Fists
C-grips (these are a bit wider than MOTUC weaponry.)
Pointing finger
Cellphone hand
Accessory hand
5.0


Overall
La-Loyd gets a 4.33 as his final score. He's a decent figure. I just wish we could get more options for these bodies, like long pants on the heavy bodies and shorts on the slim bodies.

Mar 1, 2026

It Came from the Toy Chest: I've completed the FTC: Ultimate Wrestling fans... women


 Tasha will be reviewed at a later date. Today I tackle Lisa:


Articulation:
Lisa has: Butterfly shoulders double jointed elbows and knees, but the ankle are the the second sour point. The articulation there is kinda Limited. The thigh articulation is the biggest annoyance. These girls can't Cage punch a dude.
4.0


Paint and sculpt:
I've mentioned my Torso sculpt beef all the way back in 2025. While the paintjob does a decent job of covering the sculpt issues, when in hand, they pop up easily. I feel they did her dirty with that Jay Leno chin. I ended up repainting her hair, as I always end up repainting FTC Fan figures.
4.0


Accessories:
Lisa has the bunch of hands all the fans have.
Sure one could ask for more hands,
La-Loyd(VO): Well, well, well, if it isn't Jade Green, Tasha Bhatia, Amber Holt, and Lisa Seamann.
Girls: Ewww! It's La-Loyd.
La-Loyd: It's Lloyd! Damn you LEGO Ninjago!!

Overall:
Lisa gets a 4.33 as her final score. For a cheaper than Marvel Legends figure she is pretty great. I kinda wish FTC made these bucks available and custom heads to make more folks.

Feb 28, 2026

It came from the toy chest: I wanna punch Hitler too, bub!

 


Obviously, it's WWII Logan, because Hitler, Bub...

Wolverine is fucking Old... so makes sense he was around WWII.

If Hasbro, were to rerelease a world war two captain america, and bucky, this would be the perfect chance; did they ever release a howling commandos set?


Articulation:
Logan has the standard articulation You would expect on a Wolverine figure. The top of his uniform does not hinder articulation that much... he is not loose, so that's a good thing...
4 0


Paint and sculpt:
He looks decent. The only thing that's a bit questionable in person is the helmet. Less head The hairstyle doesn't scream Wolverine to me... The paintwork is decent, not sloppy. But as always, if you're buying at a brick and mortar store, check the figures.
4.5


Accessories:
Logan has an alternate head, a knife, a machine gun, three alternate hands, and a pouch. He does not include a build a figure piece but despite having a reasonable amount of accessories, he feels lacking...
4.5
Canadian Uniforms circa WWII.


Overall :
His final score is 4.33 which it's a decent score but I feel like he's missing something.

The caricaturesque criminals for my expansion to the FTC LEO line

 Before I begin, this list isn't supposed to be taken Super serious, seeing that I'm one of the groups that white people get offended in my name, despite me mot being offended by the stereotype... ie the Speedy Gonzalez incident. 

The iirhabiun: 
That's the Arabic word for Terrorist:
Not all Muslims are terrorists and not all terrorists are Muslims.
This faction of criminals, are an ersatz of actual terrorist groups.

Iirhabiun slim:
The standard slim male body but with new sandals, a soft goods tunic, and a removable bomb vest.
Heads:
Generic long bearded head with and without turban.
Weapon:
NeW AK-47 

Iirhabiun thick:
Fat body with long pants and sandals
Soft goods tunic and removable bomb vest
Generic bearded head and shaved head with a Saddam looking Mustache.
Weapon:
New AK-47 

Cartel Frijoles Hervidos:
This Not Mexican group will be the ersatz to the cartels and other paramilitary groups from central and south American:
Grunt:
Generic member. Repaint of the SWAT character in olive green, brown skin and Balaclava head.
Same accessories as SWAT.

Jefe:
The Cartel Boss... 
Using the fat body with the proposed button shirt torso, long pants and shoes.
For heads, one that looks like a Pancho Villa/Pablo Escobar hybrid. The other has a sculpted on Beret like Che Guevara.
Accessories:
Soft goods Poncho and a Sombrero.

Yes it's a nod to MexiRaiden... golden weapons, because they loke showoming off.

Mulas:
The Mules these will be "civilians". The main difference between these and normal fans are their accessories. 

Just generic body parts/recolors of preexisting characters.
Like making a light skinned redhead repaint of Jade, a Dark skinned blonde Amber. A dark skinned Hunter with dark hair. A dark skinned Stu... etc.
Their special accessories would be ways to smuggle mysterious packages. Ie suitcase with strange package. Steange package disguised as baby. Small balloons, etc.

Neue Bösewichte:
The New Bad Guys... all should have bald heads and be light skinned. They should get a new sculpt on their right sleeve with an arm band. Unpainted, let the customer paint them themselves. 
Essentially repaints of Brad and Hunter, bodies, with the new right arm,but with shaved heads.

You could do fat versions, but they would need new right arm, new torso overlays and heads.
Weapons:
Knives, bats, preexosting guns

Creepy Cultists:
You know who these guys represent... soft goods hooded robes over normal bodies. Doesn't matter the attire... the point is white hooded robes. The heads would be new. 1 normal "unmasled head" the other head a "Luchador Mask with skull motif"
Accessories:
Torches, shotguns.

Sceimhlitheoirí:
Remember the Irish Terrorists? Pepperridge Farm remembers:
Well... here we take light skinned people with red and blond hair. Give them the Bomb vests mentioned earlier. Dress them in Green due to St. Patrick's
Accessories:
New shillelagh, existing guns, new pipe bomb.

Loh terrorihtah:
This is an ersatz to the old Puerto Rican terrorist groups. FALM and EPB.
Male bodies, long pants, long sleeves.
Heads:
Normal head, light and dark skinned, head with bandit Bandana sculpted on. 
Weapons:
New Machete, pipe bombs mentioned above

Slacktivists:
This one is also a nice way to release more "fans". Using the entrance arena stairs for character references would be a start.
Accessories:
Signs with dry erase marker.
This one doesn't require a weapon.

This covers most "potential criminals" that aren't gangbangers, yakuza, or the mobs.

Feb 26, 2026

Videogame news... April 28 the MOTU Beat-em' up!

 We have a date and I have a boner!

She-Ra is the final playable character... Hopefully the game gets a Great Rebellion DLC with Bow and Glimmer.

But Limited Run games has a surprise for us...
Marvel and Konami... 


giving us X-Men the Arcade game... you know, the beat-em' up game based on the Pryde of the X-Men animated pitch... it's back! Also, Data East's Captain America and the Avengers... nice...

But we are also getting Spider-Man and X-Men Arcade's Revenge. Ugh... that's a shitty game from LJN... LJN!? Please God, if you are good let this collection have it... please!

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ! It DOES HAVE IT!! and it's not alone. The meh sequel is here too.

Silver surfer is in this too...

X-Men the Arcade Game AND Maximum Carnage are reason enough to get it...

Now here comes the part where I'll bitch and moan:
We need a Spider-Man collection... maybe bringing the SEGA Spider-Man games, the old Gameboy games... The Animated series games...

Also, would be nice to get the Activision Spidey games... 

Why I don't consider LeBron as a GOAT contender

 The GOAT debate rages on as LeBum James is on his 23rd season. With recent events having Bron fans trying to discredit Michael Jordan.

BuT bRoN dId It In 1,262 LeSs FGA!

1,616 3-point shots made by LeBron in 15 seasons. It took him 16 seasons to surpass Jordan's 15 season career. Jordan only made 581 3-point shots. That's  1,035 more 3-point shots than Jordan. So, that means the real difference is at least 173 more 2-point shot attempts for Bron if he had only shot the same amount of 3s as Jordan. He shaved off a lot by making 2.78 times the amount of 3s Jordan made. But Bron averages 27 points per game. This means that LeBron would have needed at least 13 more games to his total games played. Speaking of...

Jordan only played 1,072 games. LeBron  needed 1,190 games to surpass Jordan. If Bron had to play more games and more seasons to "surpass" Jordan, then he didn't surpass Jordan. Had he done it in less games and seasons than Jordan, then he TRULY would have surpassed him.

So, right out of the bat. In my eyes, he didn't surpass Jordan. He only outscored him due to longevity and the usage of 3s.

Kareem played 1,560 games while LeBron surpassed Kareem on his 1,410th game. It took him 2,233 3-point shots versus Kareem's 1 3-point shot. That's 2,332 more threes than Kareem. Bron would have needed 259 more successful 2-point shots... So let's look at the math IF LeBron had surpassed Kareem on Kareem's terms.

Lebron would have needed at least 86 more games to surpass Kareem, had he played on Kareem's terms. It would still put him ahead of Kareem's total in less games. So, giving Caesar his due... 

He surpassed Kobe, with less FGA and less seasons played. No meed to argue against him here. 

But there is one thing that puts LeBron FAR BELOW KOBE AND KAREEM... in my perspective:

The Decision:
That will be the biggest reason why I cannot see LeBron as a contender for the GOAT Title.


Sorry, Applejack, but I have to use you in a LeBron rant... since your barn is racist.

But as I was saying, LeBron promised over 7 championships for Miami... what happened? 
He ran away to Cleveland, like a little bitch. After all that pomp and circumstance, he snuck like a thief in the night only for years later call ring chasing weird. GTFOH with that bullshit!

If LeBum had been humble about his decision in the first place, he would still not be a contender, but he wouldn't be too low on the list of greats. 

Losing record is another reason why I cannot see LeBron as a contender for the GOAT Title.
This also disqualifies Wilt, whose 100 point game is the thing of legends. 

bUt He WeNt To 10 FiNaLs!

And lost 6. 
2007: Cleveland Cavaliers (Lost to Spurs)
Meaning from 2003-2010 He only made it once and lost. Thwn he ran away to Miami.

2011: Miami Heat (Lost to Mavericks)
2012: Miami Heat (Won vs. Thunder)
2013: Miami Heat (Won vs. Spurs)
2014: Miami Heat (Lost to Spurs)
Here he did his best... despite underachieving...
Not one...  he should've stopped there. 


2015: Cleveland Cavaliers (Lost to Warriors)
2016: Cleveland Cavaliers (Won vs. Warriors)
2017: Cleveland Cavaliers (Lost to Warriors)
2018: Cleveland Cavaliers (Lost to Warriors)
Here was where his Six losses solidified. Outside of 2020 and its controversial ring, he went nowhere.
2020: Los Angeles Lakers (Won vs. Heat) 
Aftwrwards... he hasn't done great. 

Bill Russell and his stacked Celtics in the actual plumbers era have a better story than LeBron.
John Havlicek was also in the same stacked team as Russell. Sam Jones was on the same stacked Celtics as Russell. Tom Heinsohn was on the same stacked Celtics as Russell. Satch Sanders, same stacked Celtics as Russell. K.C. Jones... same stacked Celtics as Russell. Jim Loscutoff, same stacked team as Russell. Frank Ramsey... again, Plumber's era Celtics stacked team. 

Robert Horry... finally one who played in Jordan's era and not for Boston... He won the years Jordan was playing Baseball... then from 2000 to 2002 he won with the Lakers (along Shaq and Kobe)
Finally on 2005 and 2007 for San Antonio... 2007 being the year LeBum made sure San Antonio won.

Why am I bringing them up? Because Bronsexuals LOVE to use them in attempts to discredit Michael Jordan. They unwittingly make their arguments for LeBum worse. 


The fact that when things get tough for Bron, a team hop is around the corner. When he hops, he does so to "stacked teams". He got to  10 finals in a span of 13 years and barely won 4. 
It's bad not making the finals... but It's worse making it and falling up short. He got a cowardly reputation. A flip flopper narrative. Rings matter, rings don't matter, stats are not important, stats are everything. Hell, he's even begging for axing rules against load Management 


Finally the Magikarp flopping. It seems like James ain't playing cleanly or without cheating... that combination of things:
Twam hopping, stat padding, flopping, did I mention getting paying customers ejected?



The saddest part is that LeBron HAD the potential of being amongst the greatest, but his ego ruined his chances... at least for me.

Feb 24, 2026

Yeah... who let Haley Joel Osment watch Revenge of the Nerds?

 Neeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrdddddd! Is dead.


That one... Robert Carradine. Who was half brother to David Carradine... you know Kung Fu, Kung Fu the legend continues, Kill Bill... the one who died via autoerotic asphyxiation.

Shit...how can I even tackle this? I mean... his death was due to complications with Bipolar Disorder leading him to Alt + F4 himself. He's done lots of stuff but I only remember him from Revenge of the Nerds. A mega cancelable movie if made today. My condolences to friends and family.

Furthering the FTC Law Enforcement line: another rant

 I keep coming back to FTC as they are the only ones making affordable generic folks on a scale that can be used for ML and Ultimates. Since my Ultimates buying will be reducing drastically, I'll be getting the last of the fans and some of the crew and LEO... figures between now and 2029...

Security guards:
I think I may have mentioned these: the slim buck may only require 2 pieces... Aside heads.

The new pieces would be the upper torso to make a polo shirt with the normal torso and the police officer legs 
Black shirt, beige pants, black shoes.

The fat dudes will require more parts:
The new polo top torso, new legs and shoes. That's about 10. But some parts may get reuse in other stuff.
20 new parts if we give him the pants and long sleeve shirt for the higher rank security guards.

Heads:
Cap heads for both bodies. Light and dark skinned.

Hat heads:
New for the fat bodies, can repaint the normal police officer head.

ICE Agents: 
I know they're controversial. BUT FTC would only need a new head. Or two... for the slim body.
Basically the standard male body with khaki vest with ICE emblazoned on it blue jeans and a green or black shirt.
The generic head would have a balaclava hiding the face with glasses. We can get a second head without balaclava.

For the Fat body we would need a new bullet proof vest that slips on over the head. It's not closed because he's too fat. Here we get the new fat balaclava heads and normal unmasked heads... whit bald dude comes to mind. Bonus points, if we can get a Dean Cain inspired head.

Federal Agent:
The male is just the standard commentator with a black tie, new head and cop hands for the gun. Perhaps in grey suits. 

Fenale agents would need an overhaul from the waist up.

Secret Service Agents:
The Federal Agent with black clothes and new heads with earpiece.

RCMP:
Aboot, maple syrup, hockey, eh?
This would require a lot of new parts, but we can get 4 characters with male and female... no fat RCMP Officers. 

But to give an overhaul to the line, we need criminals:
I DID SOME IN THE PAST, let's do some again.

Thugs:
The average run of the mill criminal.

Let me start with the females: 

Big Bessie:
We start with the obese male body. New bare upper arms. Reuse the fat Security guard shoes.
Red shirt blue pants, brown shoes.
New head light blonde hair in braids and dark skin.
Weapon: Hunting shotgun (new)

Tequila:
Female body with the referee crotch and amber legs. Only her bra will be painted bright pink. Her crotch would be light blue and red boots.
Head would be new: Green haired half shaven light skin.
Weapon: Knife (new)

Shonda:
Female body, referee feet. New green Torso overlay opened sleeveless hoodie vest with hood down. Orange bra with grey Referee crotch. Normal legs with knee high white socks and red sneakers. Pink haired half shaven head, dark skin.
Weapon: handgun

Mama Sam:
Using the obese body with the upper torso of the high rank security guard and the normal lower torso upper torso shirt painted dark blue while lower torso is in flesh color. Reusing the sleeveless fat arms from Bessie with new bare upper legs with light blue crotch and the normal sandals. New head with shoulder length red hair.
Weapon: splitting maul (new)

Now let's do the guys:

Eddie:
Using the slim male buck with the Brad overlay in Red. Black pants and red shoes. Long sleeve White shirt using the cop arms.
New heads 
Light Skin Orange Mohawk with and without glasses.
Weapon: Revolver

Norman:
Using the slim male body, new open sleeveless vest in purple, grey shirt, blue pants black shoes. 
New heads:
Dark skin with purple cornrows, same head but with sculpted on respirator mask
Weapon: UZI (new)

Now let's do the big boys!

Tiny: 
Using the fat body with the new long pants and sleeveless arms mentioned above
Brown pants black shirt black shoes
New head with Army Green Cap facing forward, dark Skin.
Weapon: Rifle

Schmidt:
Using the fat body with the long pants. Black shirt, grey pants. Black shoes. Hands in black to simulate gloves. New head with the Bully Maguire hairdo... BLOND!!! 
Weapon: 2×4 with barbed wire.

Bonus:
Goose: He's a criminal, eh?
Using the dark blue referee body with red plaid shirt, beige pants, black shoes.
Light skinned. 
reuse the wrestling crew mma referee head in clayton red hair.
Add second head with painted on domino mask.
Weapon: The splitting maul mentioned way up above. 

I wanna add "villains" for the feds, Ice, and Secret Service, but they would end up being racist caricatures like Goose. I know some people are gonna ask why the name goose. Simple Canadian geese are assholes.






Feb 23, 2026

McFarlane Basketball figures

 Seems that the Starting Lineup failed at Hasbro. They woll blame lack of interest and not the $60 price tag due to nft crap.


Seems like some may be articulated others may be early prototype or statues. It's McFarlane, we can never be sure. That Kendrick Perkins faced dude is supposed to be Lube-ron James.

Temu Hemsworth is supposed to be Luka Dončić. If I see them it'll probably be at Marshall's, TJ Maxx, or Burlington.


Feb 20, 2026

It came from the toy chest: Mini brands fill the fridge

 


The actual Fridge is 1:6 while the items are mostly 1:12... make it make sense. No, I didn't get the fridge, it wasn't available and I ain't hauling ass back to Walmart after the PS5 SSD buying... Marvel Legends are expensive as fuck at Walmart right now. And thwy had like a few caps... as in Steve Rogers... Chris Evans look, not comic book Steve. They have 8 things: 7 items. You can get 4 real brands and 3 generics or viceversa. And a mini fridge magnet.

Secretary: Here's your syrup Mr. President!
Trump: Make sure you squirt it all over Captain Toad before you lick him clean. I'm gonna be eating ice-cream because an Ice cream a day makes Liberals gay.
Hershey's strawberry syrup and BR ice cream quart...

Shredder: It actually isn't healthy.
Lying in advertisement... I love it!
Yeah, Ollipop is being sued for allegedly being mothing more than sugared water.


Yeah...it's Ramune. Origibally a Japanese Lemonade Soda. Now it comes in many flavors.

Nefty: Time to play the game! Time to play the game! TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEE!! *DERPY EVIL LAUGH*

Ordinary Water Bottle. Sadly, I no longer have a Triple H figure to display it with.

Barney?: I love oats...my favorite oart is sowing them!! Who wants to have tantric sex? I DO!

IT'S GENERIC BRAND OATS... with yogurt and fruits...

Jade: Nefty. Get youe fatass over here and eat my fish taco!!

Generic supermarket fish... if I had doubles, I'd open one and use it for display.


Odds amd ends February 20th 2026

 I got the SSD expansion for PS5 Walmart only had the one "specifically made for PS5" it even has the PS Logo. I know that there are cheaper alternatives, but that's the only one that Walmart had.And my local best didn't have any two terabytes or higher internal SSD. Supposedly PS5 can use external SSD connected via USB, but I wasn't gonna risk it. 

That's how my fat ass found out that I own a PlayStation, 5 slim.


Leaving this here for Future me when I get a 4TB expansion. Instructions on manual weren't clear.

Adding the SSD was easier than expected... only two screws.


I know people find this guy annoying, but here's an abridged version of adding more memory. GTA6 I am ready...

New Castlevania incoming


Huh Konamu remembered something beyond pachinko and remakes. Will keep an eye on this...

There's a new side scroller God of War?

A Metroidvania with young Kratos?


Available now?

Unfortunately it has a game breaking bug.