Mar 28, 2026

Even Detective Lubic? Stop it 2026!!

 James Tolkan, who played Principal Strickland in BTTF and Detective Lubic in MOTU has passed away. He was 94. 

There isn't that much info. He was acting until he was in his 80s. 


He was in Top Gun... a few episodes of Remington Steele... Problem Child 2? Huh...

My condolences to friends and family... shame we never got a Lubic figure... More requested than Nepthu...

Mar 25, 2026

The Hannahversary was disappointing

 Well, it wasn't a reunion... well if we count Selena Gomez having a cameo appearance. It was pretty much a Miley Cyrus Midlife Crisis special. Special guests: a couple of fan interviewers, her Mom, Selena Gomez. No Emily Osment, No Mitchell Musso, No Jason Earles, no Moises Arias... But they managed to bring Billy Ray Cyrus... weren't they feuding because he went full MAGA and Miley went full liberal 

The only thing I found out is that she dated Zack... as in Zack and Cody. Miley Fully accepted Hannah and is now Both Hannah and Miley.


Kinda wished it was an actual reunion instead of Miley flicking her ego. But seriously, Little by Little Hannah has been taking over Miley.


Mar 24, 2026

That's kenough, Mattel

I didn't ask for this, but I kinda want it...

When I said MOTU Barbie, I meant Barbie in the style of MOTU not MOTU in the Style of Barbie.

Though an April O'Neil Barbie... He-Man has that April O'Neil hairdo going on. I didn't wake up to see this... but 2 months and a week or so...

Moana Trailer thoughts

 Ginger Cashgrab...


The Rock couldn't wear a wig reminiscent of his attitude era hairstyle for Black Adam, but is wearing a Party City wig for this... you're welcome! 

It looks meh... as in not even gonna bother watching it on Disney+ meh.

Who wore the cheap wig better?

It really looks bad... why Disney?

It was brought to my attention that The Rock is wearong a Padded suit to "look like Maui"

Mar 22, 2026

Saw the new Toxic Avenger movie

 The trailer was far better than the movie itself... the Zack Snyder effect in action. You know, when the trailer is far better than the movie. That is, the Zack Snyder effect in action. So... yeah. 

The problem with it is that it tries to be a Diet Troma movie and tries to be an early 2000s "realistic superhero movie". Reminds me of blade in a bad way. Didn't push the envelope hard enough to the ridiculous and wasn't immature enough.

I WANTED to like the movie, but I didn't. I didn't hate it either. It just felt flat from being a true Troma-esque film. 

Also... movie has Kevin Bacon in it... guess what role he plays...


I prefer the original... and Fuck Peter Dinklage for ruining dwarf roles for everyone else.

Mar 20, 2026

Welp! Xander from Buffy is dead.

 Who let Haley Joel Osment watch Buffy? You  know, I honestly don't remember him from anything other than Xander on Buffy. My condolences to friends and family.

Huh? He was on American Dragon... now that I mention it, I did know that the bit of trivia, but I forgot; then again I rarely thought of Nicholas Brendon outside of Xander Harris.
Take it easy, 2026.

May you be getting shawarma in the afterlife


Well... Humanity is doomed.

 We have lost its greatest defender.


I-I- I don't know how to feel. I watched Top Dog as I tried to assimilate the possibility that today would happen... Sidekicks wasn't available amd I had recently seen Delta Force and Missing in Action.


A rematch 53 years in the making... Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris.

Chuck ain't dead... he's just going to fight Goku in the Otherworld Tournament.

Mar 19, 2026

Chuck Norris: Hospitalized

 Chuck Norris... Is currently in the hospital. Chuck Norris was hospitalized. Chuck Norris had a Medical Emergency. Chuck Norris is 86 years old. Chuck Norris, star of Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos had a medical emergency in Hawaii. Chuck Norris... 


All jokes aside, this is worrisome... Chuck Norris might leave us one day and it kinda scares me knowing that I may live in a world without Chuck Norris.

Another Mattel Designer MOTU

 This is more bullshit like the horrendous Madsaki He-Man. Introducing the James Jean He-Man and Battlecat


Skeletor and Panthor are giving me vibes...



As Origins and Masterverse may be going to end in order to focus on the movie toys and this well, shit. 

These "artist" collabs need to stop. As I said in the past:

Mattel NEEDS TO STOP MAKING THESE lazy cashgrab "collectibles". These aren't for fans, these are for pseudo fans who deem these important due to the name attached and not because of MOTU.

Every time I see one of these I almost miss Scott Neitlich. Wonder what he's up to now? Rethorically, not really.

Ultimates tmnt2k3 wave 3 is out

 And Holy fuck there's so much to talk ablut.
This one MAY ship sooner as it seems they have a minimum premade.

There were 371 head packs left when I snapped this pic. 
Hun is $75 and the shellcycle was indeed $150...
Apparently, April's coat will be soft goods. Guess I'll preorder Hun on Payday and April via BBTS...

Mar 18, 2026

Val Kilmer will return from the dead

 As AI slop. Due to his throat cancer, his voice was AI in Top Gun Maverick... well now, Batman Forever will be AI.

As Deep as the Grave is the movie that will have a Clankerized Kilmer. Sure they have his estate's approval, but still how long until we get James Dean, Clark Gable, Shirley Temple, and other long gone folks brought back by clankers?


Whee is Crispin Glover when you need him.


Bloodsport is getting a remake.

Yeah... I dunno how I feel about this other than Nope!! 

The director played a Resistance Monitor in The Last Jedi. This would be her third directorial work. I have little faith on this project. Trying to remake the 38 year old movie might be tougher than expected, since it's based on "real life events". The quotation marks are added because Frank Dux is not exactly a reliable narrator. Honestly, it would be far easier to remake Seagal movies.


Saotome Ranma is now like me

Masako Ikeda, Original voice for Saotome Nodoka, has passed away. She was also Gillian Hewley (Angeal's mom) in Crisis Core Reunion and OG Crisos Core, Cloud of Darkness in the Dissidia games, Kairi's grandma in Kingdom Hearts, Maetel in pretty mich every project related to Captain Harlock.

Cerebral hemorrhage was her CoD. My condolences to  her  friends and family. Originally, I confused her with Massko Nozawa... who is 89 and the real voice of Goku... (fuck you Sean Cringe Schemmell) but realizing who Ikeda was hit me harder than the idea that Goku had truly died. 

May she rest in peace.



Mar 16, 2026

Netflix Ya-yo!

 Juan Piss season 2 was available on Netflix last week and I finally got to see it... I'm the equivalent of 91 anime episodes in and you know what? I'M LIKING IT! It's not perfect, but it's a seroous Abridged version of One Piece WITH Oda's blessing. I don't think they're gonna do the whole thing, but so far, I may be sticking out for Season 3.

I don't think Gear 5 Luffy will be in the series... but We don't know how much Oda will compress for the live action. All I know is that the end of the Alabasta arc is what we'll see on Season 3. 

I'm hoping we get at least up to season 5. To get a solid 40 episode series. If it gets to 56 even better, but I doubt it. 

And according to Forbes season 3 was greenlit and maybe they're doing 3 and 4 back to back.
That means... Ya-Yo! Ya-Yo!

Mar 15, 2026

What the Hell? A Stewie Spin-off?

 Does this mean Stewie is out of regular Family Guy?

The premise of the show, which you can read at IGN, makes it seem like it's going to poke fun at the Magic School Bus.

I honestly don't know if that will be enough to last 2 seasons. Feels more like a single episode thing rather than a new show.

It came from the toy chest: Nick, you are NOT the father

 Sorry for the Maury/MuTeens reference, but after calling the Zuru mini babies creepy, I needed to find a way to segue into this rant. 

The Baby is Black!! But in Puerto Rico there's a saying:¿Y tu abuela a donde está? In reference to racism amongst some Puerto Ricans... particularly white passing ones. My grabdparents from both sides of the family have one with very white ancestry while the other is a mestizo from a Very Black parent and a mestizo. So, while whote passing there's a lot of black in me... also a little Polish and Irish. But mostly Andalucian Spanish and Sub Saharan African. Since Nick is Cuban on his father's side, there is most definitely some black in there. So it could still be Nick's. I'm rambling about my fanfic characters.
So you can see it's the rocker... blegh! The worst accessory from the set. Guess I'll buy a stroller and a crib separately...

The set is easy to assemble... the hardest part was getting the diaper on the baby... there are harder to put on accessories in other sets.

Will I pursue thes? No. But fir those of you who want a baby doll for Barbie's kid sister... not Skipper... the other one.

Another Mattel TMNT rant:

 A part of me would like to see something like Classics or Super7 Ultimates by Mattel,  but another part of me would like then to take the Playmates figures and do their own take. Especially with those who didn't have a TV Appearance. 

I wonder what they could do to Scaletail, Scratch, Sgt. Bamanas, Hotspot, Halfcourt, and Pizzaface to name a few.

Buuuuuut, a different part of me would like to see Mattel try their hands at new Mutants, New humans, new aliens... Or robots... it would be interesting to see how Mattel adds new blood to the line and how do they reinvent the wheel.

Hopefully by SDCC time, Mattel can show some prototypes to manage expectations. We have seen the turtles of Grayskull toys.So we know how they could handle some of the sculpting there.

I just hope that they aren't too expensive and that they are easy to get.

Guess, I'll save the new mutant ideas rant for another time..

I want a couple of collections games collection

 I mean let's use Batman as an example. I'm talking about taking a bunch of the NES and SNES era games (inculding SEGA consoles like Master System, Genesis, and SEGA CD.) And porting them into a collection. This stems out of my desire to wanting to play Batman forever again. Yes, I know the game sucks ass, but I want to play It again. It was a guilty pleasure in the SNES era. This theme live rent free in my head:

A second or third game could include the PS1/Saturn era games up to the Ps2/XBox Gamecube era. Basically, every batman game before the arkham trilogy. 

Twisted Metal:
Throw in the PS1 era Twisted Metal and as a bonus Jet Moto 1 and 2. Boom!


A Spider-Man collection... makes sense. We got Maximum Carnage, Separation Anxiety, and Arcade's revenge in the latest Marvel clllection game. 
Personally, I'm looking at the Spider-Man versus kingpin, Spider-Man the arcade game, Spider-Man TAS game, the gamebiy and game gear games... If We're lucky we can squeeze in the PlayStation one neversoft game... AND THE SNES Version of Marvel Superheroes.

A TMNT Let's kick shell collection would be nice: Essentially the 2k3 tmnt era games.

Rampage! Collection:
OG Rampage and the games in the world Tour continuity.

AoF, Fatal Fury, and KoF collections:
SNK is sitting on a gold mine right there...

Mar 13, 2026

Vehicles and Mattel's TMNT: A Rant:

 I don't want them to redo Playmates 1:1 but there are a few exceptions.

Turtle Van is an obvious one.
Cheapskate is the other obvious vehicle.

The Foot Cruiser
Footski
Transport Module are my 3 Foot vehicles I want revisited by Mattel.

Turtle Van: out of this mold, if Mattel palys it smart, they can get 3 different vehicles:

Turtle Van
Channel 6 News Van
Stockman Electronics Van (aka Mirage styled Van)

The Cheapskates, well I'd make them smaller than Playmates did. That way I would have multiple variations in effect with different accessories, to justify rebuying the same vehicle again and again. Also by making then smaller, they're cheaper and justify repeat purchases.

They should be modular in order to have Foot Versions as well. Blisterboards... that's a name for them... foot blister skateboard...

The Ninja Newscycle could see a revival. I would make it dofferent from Playmates though.

For Burne we could get a sportscar, because midlife crisis. It could be a redo of the WWE wrekkin' style stuff.

Personally I don't see the blimp ever making a comeback.

I want the foot cruiser for a single reason Neutrino Hot Rod redeco... again, if Mattel plays it smart with some pieces, they can make them look different despite being 80-95% the same.

The Footski is mostly for Rat King.

The transport Module I would prefer if it was more like the cartoon.

Outside of these, I want Mattel to try something new, different... I just want more vehicles dammit!




Mar 12, 2026

Zuru my Mini Baby: a rant

 Those things are creepy as fuck! TPE babies with no inner skeleton, preposed...


Look at it!! See how creepy it is! I may get one... hoping for the crib or stroller... but they are a cheaper alternative than Baby Cable.

Babies are a nice addition to action figures but, I don't feel the gummy babies. Personally I'd prefer something along the lines of a 5 poa baby.

After I get a baby, I'll stick to food stuff... maybe some of the appliances.

Mar 11, 2026

FTC: Embracing the weirdness:

 In a previous rant, I mentioned "crazy" characters.

NINJAS:
This one is self explanatory. 
These would require new bodies. Specifically the bare chest and arms.
Ninjas would get wrist overlays in addition to the torso overlay. There's a myriad of color combinations that can be made. White, black, red, blue, green, yellow, etc. Sleeveless and painted sleeves options.
Ninja weapons
2 tonfa
1 ninjato
1 naginata
2 sai
2 nunchaku (string)
1 kusarigama with a kunai at the other end (string)

Kunoichi are far easier to make than men
For the females something similar to this... but obviously with a more conservative top. This can be made with new lower legs and feet and a new torso overlay for the female body. Obviously new heads and masks.
Myriad of colors with heads being the defining difference... sleeved and sleeveless versions would be available.
Kunoichi weapons:
2 war fans
2 sai
2 wakizashi 
1 ninjato
2 tonfa
1 naginata

Specialized Ninja hands:
-Ninja 2 finger pose.
-tekko nagi hands.
-Sai hands

Ninjitsu Armory pack:
2 Ninjato
2 Sai
2 Nunchaku (string)
1 Naginata
1 throwable shuriken effect (plugs into fan accessory left hand)
1 throwable smoke bomb effect
1 throwable kunai effect
1 Ninja Scroll
1 Ninja Substitution Log effect 

Ninja headpack:
Essentially unmasked heads for the Ninja:
Revenant (an undead head)
American (Blond spiky flattop)
80s (Hair similar to 80s Sho Kosugi)
Ponytail (anime inspired long haired ninja with ponytail)
Baldie (Toshishiro Obata inspired head)
Oni (generic ninja with horns)

Kunoichi headpack: 
Headband long (breast length hair tied with headband)
Headband short (similar to Sakura from Naruto)
Ponytail (inspired by the Mido Miko hairstyle above)
Odango (Sailor Moon inspired but with shoulder length tails)
Perm (80s perm hairstyle)
Short (inspired by Yuffie from FFVII)

Western:
This one requires new lower legs, feet, and in some cases new lower arms slip on piece. Blue Referee body and policeman arms do the heavy lifting. The new lower legs and feet are for the cowboy boots. Of course some could get a slip on vest. Others a bandolier with bullets/shells.

For specialized accessories:
Revolvers 
Old school shotguns
The aforementioned bandoliers
Cowboy belt with holster
Plastic Lasso (looped, twirling effect)
String Lasso

Female cowgirls would need new torsos new lower legs (both referee lower legs, fan lower legs) new gunslinger hands. 

Sumo:
This one only requires two dudes.... maybe 4. Most of the body parts would be new...
2 traditional Japanese Suno Wrestlers and 2 American Sumo wrestlers 1 white, 1 black. Yes, they'd all be having the Sumo Hairstyle.

Since we have Sumo Wrestlers, let's make a Fighter line: 

Using the bare torso premade from the Ninja, here we have various fighters from various disciplines.

Say Boxers:
4 of them:
Slim bodies and fat bodies.
The new parts would be the boxing gloves and lower legs with the boots for the fat body. For the slim new shorts and bare legs.

Gi wearing folks:
Karate, Judo, Tae Kwon Do, etc.
The main difference between taekwondo and the japanese arts would be the torso overlay shape.

Muay Thai.
They would reuse from boxers the shorts but get new arm overlays based on Muay Thai.

Wrestlers:
The FTC Original Wrestlers could be made here... both male and female.

That's enough weirdness while keeping it SFW...  No Ash from streets of rage types... no drig dealers or prostitutes...

If more companies made affordable "plays with" lines, I wouldn't have to go down this rabbit hole.

Mar 10, 2026

Storm Collectibles is dripping a lot of bombs

 The Storm Arena SFA line is getting Killer Bee and Rainbow Mika.

The normal storm lines are getting SF6 Bison with Horse, Sagat... Holy shit...


Do My eyes deceive me or I see Victor von Gerderheim and Felicia!?
I can't wait for 

On a completely unrelated note:

Juan Piss season 2 is on NETFLIX... looks like I'll binge on my day off...

Happy Mar10 day... 3 new games for the switch online plus...

Mar 9, 2026

More thoughts on Potential TMNT Playsets... From Mattel

 I mentioned mini playsets for some things like Ninja Pizza, 2nd Time Around Antiques. There are other mini playsets that could be done. Even a Modular system for something that can work with the Mini Playsets. Note: Modular system would be able to support up to 3 levels. Nothing more. Any playset made to be higer won't be as modular and may only get a single connecting point at the base (underground)

Sewer System: 
It would allow collectors to create their "New York"
Junctions and paths.

Junctions:
Junctions would be the smallest playset and act as a connecting piece between other playsets.
These would be a 10"³ pieces with 2 modular plastic walls. It also has a plastic roof and base. It can connect with other sewer playsets at any of the four corners. Generic cardboard  backdrops  for the above ground back wall, if a mini playset isn't placed above. Junctions usually have a manhole access. 
Some playsets may require multiple junctions and paths to be connected for support, even if they can't be accessed underground.

Paths:
The paths are twice as long as junctions, but unlike Junctions, they aren't as modular. Junctions are needed to make bends. Also, generic paths have some play features not seen on playsets like the First and Second Lairs, Rat King's domain, or any other playsets added to the sewer system. 
Mouser holes from breakaway walls is the main feature of the pathways.

First Lair:
This is the more traditional looking sewer lair. It's composed of two paths and a single Junction. That means it can be over 50" long or 30"² if placed on an L shape. It has above ground access from the Junction piece. It has a TV with various display screens:
-Shredder being menacing (nod to the games)
-April O'Neil reporting
-Hynes reporting (for the more Mirage inclined)
-He-Man transforming (Because Mattel)
-Scene from Life in the Dreamhouse. (Because Mattel)
-Vanilla Ice music video

Weapons rack with alternative weapons for the turtles.
Training dummy
Furniture and other accessories for a diorama display.

Second Lair:
This one is the Abandoned Subway Station style.
This one is a lot less modular and larger. It's specifically made to house a mini playset above it without needing multiple mini playsets.
The underground consists of a 20"³ main play area based on an abandoned subway station with broken down subway carts. 2 half paths. (Junctions without modularity) to connect to other pieces. A lot of accessories from the First Lair are reused. We get a new Donny workshop where he has plans for turtle tech that will get released.

The TV gets different displays:
-Karai as Shredder being menacing 
-Vernon reporting
-Hot Wheels Stunt Jump (because Mattel)
- Street Sharks (because Mattel)
- Classic Max Steel vs Psycho (because Mattel)
- Hynes interviewing Laird and Eastman (because TMNT)

THE Canister cones here, empty without ooze
Ninja Rap Newspaper.
Extra weapons for Splinter.
Prototype cheapskate.

Rat King's domain:
Like the First Lair, this is 2 pathways with a Junction. For the Mirage purists, the cardboard backdrop aboveground has the Abandoned Site from the comic. The underground is mostly Toon and game based. Aside getting a small breakaway crate with about 20 loose rats unoainted grey plastic. (More non breakaway crates of rats sold separately) there are mounts of mischiefs to add throughout the diorama. There is a crane piece that can be overlayed on the cardboard backdrop to have the crate dropped on an unsuspecting character and be swarmed by rats.
Various rat themed weaponry for the Rat King
The floor of the domain has a sectionwith vinyl conveyor belt where you can pour rats from the back (sold separately or use the 20 from the playset) that rush towards a pit (small depression on the floor) to swarm the turtles or whoever invades. 

Towers:
New York is kmown for its vertical spaces... same here. But we won't be going full clamshell like Classic Mattel Playsets. These will unfortunately be mostly cardboard but with strong pillars to hold multiple floors.
The Bottom floor will be compatible with the sewers. Think of it as a partial junction without surface access.

Oroku Tower:
I'm calling it "tower" since for all intents and purposes is a vertical playset. It's more of a complex really.
It's an L shaped structure with the underground part being one path long and vertically being 20" tall. (About a Junction atop a junction)
The underground level is "sealed off" from the sewers. It contains a Foot warehouse, inspired by the movie with tons of weapons, contraband and accessories for the foot. The upper level has a breakable window and a spot for the challenge sai. The additional anove ground area has a gate to barrocade it and stop intruders from entering.

Stockman Lab:
Another L-shaped playset. About the same size as the Oroku "Tower".
It's designed to be a corner piece on a display due to the Mega Mouser feature.
The lower level is the Mouser factory with the second half having a breakaway wall for the Mega Mouser to bust its head and chomp on the turtles. Think a cross on the vintage Fright Zone minster from Mattel and a grabber arm (since mousers are mechanical a glove wouldn't work here.

Now we're heading for the more expensive playsets.

TCRI Building:
This would be the "biggest tower" playset.
3 units underground "sealed off from sewers"
2 Units on ground level
1 unit above ground level.

This would have the Transmat display piece, Utrom medbay, false office with Utrom android body recharge station. It would come with various Utroms and their tripod bases. Functional Elevator with rooftop access.

Channel 6 building:
This one is awkward as it's  3 units tall and 2 units long. The aboveground first floor is 1.5 units long to fit the entrance and reception. The studio is underground due to space issues and it's got a breakaway wall that leads to the sewers. Top floor is the office are with breakaway window for villains to escape. 

But TMNT is not only new york... I have an idea for a few standalone playsets.

The Farmhouse:
This one will be a clamshell playset. 1 half grayskull, one half Dreamhouse.
This one is aimed more to be a diorama piece.

Inside the Technodrome:
An actual Technodrome playset wouldn't do it justice.
It would be up to 3 levels high by buying 3 sets.
Like the Sewers it would consist of hallways and junctions... in addition to certain key play areas:
Krang's Transmat room, Transport Module Bay, Shredder's quarters...

All this sounds cool and all, but it would be a logistical nightmare.



Mar 8, 2026

Mattel TMNT: what I'd like to see:

 I am Talking about an adult collector line... WWE Scaled. I mentioned this before.

I want a MOTUC Approach, but not necessarily tied to a storyline. I want versions INSPIRED by each era... in addition to the hodgepodge new era.

I want my humans mostly in realistic proportions. That means Hun won't be a Juggernaut, but more like Brock Lesnar sized.

Now let's talk Turtles:
I want the classic idea that they pretty much look the same. But the main differences would be their belts and weapons.

Leonardo:
His would be the Closest thing to a pure Mirage design. Very Ancient Ninja looking. Second head can hold a kunai on his mouth.

Donatello:
His belt and bandolier would be more Utility belt-like with pouches. His Kneepads are moee of workshop kneepads than fighting pads.
Second head has goggles with a purple band

Raphael:
His would be more Modern Ninja with a Militarized look. That extends to his pads.
Seocnd head has him without Bandana but he has dark red greasepaint on his face.

Michelangelo:
His would lean more into a Fred Wolf insipired lookalmost Superhero-looking. His pads looking brightly colored, his belt emblazoned with a large M. Second head is an orange cowl.

The idea is to have a somewhat  vanilla turtles, but they have a bit of their personality flowing through.

Leo is the Purist. He keeps the traditions alive. He believes that Mastwring the fundamentals allows for self-improvement.
Don is the tinkerer. His passion is building and disassembling things to study them. That allows him to MacGyver everything the Turtles have.
Raph is the badass. Point him to an ass, and he will kick it. He lives for the battle.
Mikey is the silly one. He sees all this ninja stuff as a Saturday Morning cartoon superhero thing... He wants the spotlight in a world of shadows.

Tackling Splinter is hard. Because if we go with the Mutated Rat look, clothes become nearly pointless, so a burlap sack worls for him. If we go for the mutated Yoshi, then clothes make sense, as there is still Yoshi.

My Proposal:
Both Soft goods clothes should come with him.
A poncho type outfit for the mutated rat and the traditional gi top for Yoshi.
His weapons would be his walking stick and a wakizashi.

April:
This one will be heavily based on Fred Wolf, but not be Fred Wolf accurate. By that I mean her jumpsuit. It'll be soft goods and removable...
Not for the reason you're thinking.
Base body will have a white blouse that shows same amount of cleavage as toon April. She'll be wearing blue jean shorts and white sneakers.
Soft goods yellow jumpsuit based on fred wolf
Soft goods yellow blazer and skirt for her News reporting. Yellow oversized t-shirt for downtime. Nods and callbacks to fred wold, 2012, and live action movie.

Casey Jones:
We go Mirage for the most part, visually.
Masked and unmasked heads.
Accessories:
Removable hockey chest pads
The standard Casey weaponry.

Shredder:
90s live action helmets... movie 1 and SOTO helmets as his heads in Mirage Colors. His Armor blades can be like the movie but in Mirage colors. He is wearing a black undershirt to match his tights and has a soft goods red Tunic and black belt. For weapon a katana.

The Foot:
I touched Shredder before the Clan... not remotely what I meant.

Foot Soldiers vs Foot Ninja:
They will share heads and soft goods tunics.
The torsos and limbs will be similar, but not the same.
The difference is Panel lines. Just as Revelation's Tri-Klops has cybernetic details on his arms, I want the Foot Soldiers to have those.

This would also apply to the Shredder Elites.

Hattori (Tatsu):
Less Toshishiro Obata, more generic bald Japanese man. This is a chance for Mattel to test Hakama bodies for the eventual Oroku Saki and Hamato Yoshi.

Hun and Chris Bradford:
The American Enforcers. In Bradford's case, I want him Shredder Sized, as I intend to suggest an Impostor Shredder Bradford, as well as other impostors (Mirage clones, Lady Shredder Karai, Raphael as Shredder, etc.) In Hun's case, I want him to be as tall as Shredder but more muscular... think of an HBK figure having the Shredder body type, whiel Brock Lesnar sized body is Hun's.

Karai:
There would be 2 figures of her: 
Normal and Lady Shredder.
Normal Karai would be visually inspired by Tournament Fighters, while Lady Shredder is just Karai wearing a Shredder outfit just as the OG Shredder from this line.


I already mentioned that I want the mutated animals to be huge for the most part on the bad guy side, whole the good guys seeming smaller. Creating a David vs Goliath kind of thing. Pizzaface would be the exception for the bad guys being generally larger. He should be very malformed, but Danny DeVito short. Also, he should be exclusive to the Ninja Pizza Mini Playset.

I guess I'll have to tackle the mini Playsets:
These won't be HUGE Clamshell playsets like MOTUC Grayskull. These would be akin to the backstage WWF/E From Jakks that were part plastic part cardboard... but crossed with MiWorld stuff. 
I'm thinking a Pizza flinging oven, breakaway glass. Collapsible turtle flattening sign. Various flingable pizzas plus Pizzaface and his accessories (his various peg legs and x-tra large puzza bag shield.)

2nd Time Around Antiques:
A mini playset like Pizzaface's but instead it comes with a "Mirage Perm April" a Dark skinned redeco of April with a new head, blue tshirt, jumpsuit, Blazer, and skirt. (Lazy Mattel Logistics at play) The idea behind this playset, aside getting Mirage April, is to toss in an accessory pack and diorama with waxky accessories that wouldn't be released with figures. 

Larger Playsets? Highly unlikely... I just can't see Mattel doing sturdy big Playsets a la Grayskull...
Medium Carbiard and plastic hybrids maybe.

Mar 6, 2026

Another FTC Civilians expansion ideas rant:

 I will keep insisting on this, because FTC has something good that needs to be nurtured. They could become the Go-To company for background characters... 

Will try to not get into super specifics, but I probably will:

We need more fat people.
We need more black people.
We need more women.
We need more clothes variety.
We need more ethnicities.
We need people with visible disabilities.

Before you scream WOKE!! hear me out:
Having a body with arm amputee options is not going woke... not when you can sell Cyber Arms as an accessory pack.
Having a body with the option of no legs, Cyber legs, or stuck on a wheel chair is custom fodder potential.

This has nothing to do with making a Pizzaface custom... I'm trying to get an OG PF to use his peg legs and maybe his head on a FTC fat buck...
The scary part will be hollowing the PF head to fit on the FTC Neck. But back on topic..

Fat people? Murica is full of those... i kinda want a fat kid... who I may or may not name Eric. If he's dressed in green and orange, he'll totally be an Otto. 
Fat females could reuse the fat male buck with a few new parts that would benefit both.
Yeah, like I wasn't gonna make a Big Mama reference.

Fat men with long pants and shoes is a given... or short pants and shoes.

So we tackled fat people and people with visible disabilities... and kinda more women... well not really... we need to tackle something in between.

Dad bod men;
I'm looking for pudgy bellies in otherwise slim bodies. Perfect excuse to bring forth the shorts and sandals for the slim body. Hell, sleeveless arms too.

Attire options:
I've spoken in other rants about the polo shirt upper torsos for the men, One piece leotard and braless mannequin bodies for the ladies.

I mentioned a while back some overlays, especially for the females. Well, I will go back on these and add more.
The onepiece leotard upper torso allows for painted turtleneck sweater looks, allows for sleeveless dresses.... with a new crotch overlay, a cheongsam or qipao dress for the hypothetical Asian ladies.

Using the thigh cut short shorts can be made. Body can be paint like wearing a romper
The mannequin torso can be used for tube tops and other strapless dresses... like the Diamond top... which in this case should be an overlay.


A sweater tied around the waist

Like that. Of course this can work on male figures with one made for males.

Speaking of overlays: Jackets...  normal amd cropped jackets/vests for the ladies, jackets/vests for the males. Leather jackets, denim jackets, letterman styled jackets.
Fanny packs can ba a crotch overlay for the guys and gals. Cooking apron could be another... but this one would be better as soft goods.

More women...
This is rather obvious:
Whiel we need more characters in general, the deck favors the guys too much.
Kids:
2 girls
3 boys

Slim adults:
4 women 
7 Men

Fat adults:
0 wonen
6 men

Of course I want more guys too, but we need some more women.

Right now the kids are better proportioned than the adults.

That's why Im proposing expanding the civilians beyond just Wrestling.

Now this leads to more ethnicities...
More ethnicities:
Thanks to 

I know that FTC Can do more skintones. So...
A slightly more yellowish light skin color for Asian characters, a slightly more olive-ish darker skin tone for middle eastern and mediterranean characters.

We need more black people
There's only 4 black people in the entire fans line and zero for the crew and law enforcement lines.

For example black dude with afro using Hunter's body with green hoodie, green long sleeved tshirt (cop arms on standard body)... or if we're lazy Joe face dark skin repaint with Orange blond hair... purple Brad hoodie. Using the Brad body.

Crazy characters:
Cowboy, Sumo Wrestler, Ninja, caricature crook, etc.

Fakong Filmatipn Documentary update:

 Not looking good. 
The latest update had some bad news:

Hi everyone,

I wanted to share a meaningful progress update on Faking Filmation, including where the film currently stands, an upcoming potential screening milestone, and an important clarification about one aspect of the original campaign.

The short version:

• The rough cut of the documentary is complete and the film is moving through final refinement and legal review.

• We are currently aiming for a screening at Power-Con 2026 in Cincinnati (https://thepower-con.com).

• Due to legal restrictions, we cannot distribute or facilitate access to The Return of Faker as part of this campaign.

• We are evaluating whether there are responsible ways to acknowledge that change for backers while the documentary itself moves toward completion.

Below is a more detailed update on where everything stands and what happens next.

Some encouraging news first

We are currently working toward a potential screening of Faking Filmation at Power-Con 2026 (September 12–13 in Cincinnati). https://thepower-con.com

While final details are still being worked out, the goal is to premiere the film for the community there if the project is in the right state to do so.

Whether that screening is a finished film or a work-in-progress preview will depend on where the legal and finishing process lands over the coming months — but it’s an exciting milestone we’re actively aiming toward.

Where the film stands

The rough cut of Faking Filmation is complete, and the film was very close to picture lock when my previous update was drafted.

However, since that time Andy Mangels has come on board as a producer, and his involvement has opened up access to additional archival materials and resources that significantly elevate the film. In several cases we now have the opportunity to replace temporary or lower-quality materials with better source elements and higher-quality archival assets.

Because of that, portions of the film are currently being refined and upgraded, which has required temporarily stepping back from the near-picture-lock state the film was approaching.

At the same time, we’ve begun a clearance process where we are attempting to license as much of the material used in the film as possible, rather than relying solely on fair-use doctrine. While fair use remains an important legal framework for documentary storytelling, licensing material where feasible helps strengthen the long-term release path for the film.

Once we determine which elements can be licensed and which must rely on fair use, the film will go through a formal legal pass to ensure everything sits on solid ground before final picture lock.

This step is standard for documentaries working with archival footage, commentary, and case-study material — but it does mean the finishing process takes a little longer in order to do it correctly.

Creatively, the film is where it needs to be — and I’m really proud of how clearly its core themes are coming through.

Unfortunately, there is some difficult news to share

Since this campaign first launched, the landscape around fan films has become more aggressive and significantly less forgiving. Enforcement actions have increased, tolerance has narrowed, and the environment has grown more cut-throat overall. In that context, even within a documentary, it’s essential that any use of fan-created material is clearly grounded in commentary, criticism, and transformation — not distribution.

There’s also an undeniable irony here. Faking Filmation documents a period when fan creativity was institutionally supported and licensed, even as the modern space for similar work has tightened while we were making the film. As we explored that history, the present-day reality became clearer: the very forces the film examines are still shaping what can and can’t exist now.

While early legal discussions explored potential ways the fan film might be handled within a documentary context, following subsequent legal review and in light of how the project now exists in the world, where we have landed is a clear and final boundary.

I can’t explain or elaborate on this further — but it’s important that I state it plainly and explicitly so there’s no gray area:

After subsequent legal review, and because Faking Filmation examines the legal gray area around fan films, at this time we cannot distribute or facilitate access to The Return of Faker. Any potential future release would require a separate license and rests solely with its creator, James Eatock.

That distinction matters, and it reflects the reality the film itself explores — the tension between fan creativity, intellectual property, and permission.

Why your support still mattered

It’s also important to say this clearly: even though we cannot distribute or facilitate access to The Return of Faker, the documentary did succeed in doing something meaningful.

By examining James’s story and the broader fan-film ecosystem, Faking Filmation helped raise awareness around this specific project and fan films more generally — contributing to a legitimate and significant outcome for The Return of Faker that exists entirely outside this campaign.

Many of you supported this project because the original cease-and-desist felt unjust. Your backing helped shine a light on that story, give it context, and ultimately change how it was understood. That impact is real, even if the form it takes isn’t what was originally imagined.

What Faking Filmation does include

While I cannot distribute the fan film itself, Faking Filmation is being delivered as a feature-length documentary, along with a substantial set of Additional Documentary Materials designed to deepen and expand the story.

These materials are framed as case studies and contextual analysis, and may include things like:

• Expanded examination of The Return of Faker as a creative and legal case study
• Spotlight segments on other fan filmmakers featured in the documentary, including their experiences navigating similar challenges
• Extended interviews and discussions that didn’t fit into the main cut
• Deeper exploration of Saturday-morning cartoons, Filmation, and the creative environment that gave rise to shows like He-Man
• Comparative analysis of licensed vs. unlicensed continuation, and why some projects move forward while others remain unresolved

All materials are presented as documentary exploration and commentary, not as standalone releases of fan films.

Backer likeness participation (clarification)

I also want to clarify something for backers who selected the reward tier that included having their likeness appear in the 40-minute iteration of The Return of Faker.

While I cannot distribute or facilitate access to the fan film itself, I can still facilitate the inclusion of backer likenesses as part of the ongoing production of that version of the film, in coordination with James as the creator.

This participation relates only to inclusion in the creative process — it does not involve access to, previews of, or distribution of the finished film, which remains solely at the creator’s discretion.

A note about refunds and rewards

I also want to address something I know some people may be wondering about.

This campaign was funded and produced several years ago, and the funds raised at the time were used to support the production, travel, research, and post-production work required to complete the documentary.

Like all Kickstarter campaigns, this project was ultimately about supporting the creation of a film — and that film is being completed and delivered.

At the same time, I recognize that many backers originally supported the campaign with the expectation that The Return of Faker would be part of the overall package. As explained above, subsequent legal review has made it clear that we cannot distribute or facilitate access to that film.

While the documentary itself and the additional documentary materials remain the core deliverables of the campaign, I also understand that the absence of the fan film changes how some backers may view their original support.

Because of that, we are currently evaluating whether there are responsible ways to acknowledge that change, and I’m discussing potential options with our legal team. That process takes time, and I want to make sure anything we consider is done thoughtfully and within the legal realities surrounding the project.

For now, I ask for patience while we explore what may or may not be possible. When there is clarity, I will share more in a future update.

Regarding delivery and backer copies

Many people have asked whether backers will receive their copies of the documentary — and the associated rewards — before the potential Power-Con screening.

The honest answer is that it depends on the state of the film.

If the film reaches final picture lock and clears the legal pass in time, we will move as quickly as possible to manufacture the discs and produce the remaining physical rewards so they can be delivered to backers.

If the Power-Con screening happens while the film is still finishing its legal and post-production process, the screening there may instead be a work-in-progress presentation.

Either way, the priority remains the same: finishing the film properly and ensuring it can exist cleanly and professionally in the world.

Perspective on the timeline

I also want to acknowledge the time this project has taken.

This film wasn’t put on pause and forgotten — it continued, often quietly, through years of research, production, legal review, and a shifting creative and industry landscape.

The work changed as the world around it changed, and the responsibility was always to finish the story honestly — not quickly or recklessly. I know that doesn’t erase frustration, but it’s the truth of how this project arrived here.

Why this matters

Faking Filmation has always been about more than a single project.

It’s about how a generation of creators was shaped, how fandom evolves, and why the rules around creativity and ownership matter — especially when passion collides with legacy IP.

In that sense, the current status of The Return of Faker isn’t separate from the film’s thesis — it’s central to it.

Thank you for your patience and continued support. I’m excited to share the finished film and its additional materials with you soon, and I appreciate your understanding as I make sure this project can live cleanly and professionally in the world.

— Rob
And James Eatock confirms the bad news.
Howdy,

By now you will have received an in-depth message from Faking Filmation director Rob McCallum revealing that, whilst the documentary is nearly complete, "The Return of Faker" will NOT be a part of the Blu-ray set due to legal hurdles that are very much one obstacle too many for this production to overcome.

HOWEVER, and this is key (so please read carefully): any and ALL things you paid for in the Kickstarter/Indiegogo campaign (prints, minicomic, likenesses, etc.), you WILL receive. For example: if you paid for a 40 minute version of "The Return of Faker", then you shall receive a 40 minute version of "The Return of Faker". Simple as that.

All of this will very much take place before Power-Con's MOTUFest in September!

Finally, THANK YOU for your support and patience for both Rob's documentary (which I've yet to see due to him wanting to surprise me in person) and "The Return of Faker". Trust me; the wait will have been worth it!

James Eatock.

Without The Return of Faker, some folks may feel ripped off... but unfortunately, copyright laws can be a bitch and with an upcoming MOTU movie, NBC Universal may not want a fan project eclipsing their IP... among other things. C'est la vie and all that. I won't pretend that I'm accepting this in the most mature way, but I won't be all

LeCaillou... about it.

Mar 5, 2026

Hypothetical Playmates TMNT farewell wave.

 I made a version of this rant already, but... I feel I should try again.

IF NECA ever makes a Pizzaface, Burne's body should be the starting point.

I got the Pizzaface figure to use its head for a custom Ultimates... Sadly, my plans hit a snag.
The Pizzaface figure and the figures toy company fat body aren't compatible. Due to his open mouth, I cannot dremmel the head to make it fit on the FTC neck. THE ALTERNATIVE, kills all neck articulation... since I'd be chopping off the FTC neck...  back to the drawing board. 

So, in order to rethink my strategy, I thought on making the vintage styled last hurrah.

 I'll start with the Super7 dick move accessory pack:
Undercover Raph heads repainteed in Don the Undercover Turtle colors, UC Raph coat, UC Raph suitcase and gun in Don colors, Recolored NVG Goggles from UC Raph as a substitute for the Groucho mask.
TOON Shredder Soft Goods Tunic. Red Shredder Tunic. Wacky Action Shredder head 

Now for the wave: 5 Items. 4 figures and an accessory pack. 3 Vintage character, 1 turtle variant.

Glam Rock Raphael:
Based on the vintage Heavy Metal Raph.
2 heads with different expressions.
Standard hands
Accessories:
Drumstick sais
Twirling sai effects
Bass guitar
2 Glam Rock Wigs that fit his heads.

Pizzaface:
Based on the rumored Pizzaface prototype by the 4 Horsemen.
If it wasn't included, use the prototype head with the meatball siamese twin 
2 heads with different expressions. 

Accessories:
Standard hands
Chef hat
Vintage peg legs
New pizza peel peg leg
More tossable pizzas
Soft plastic pizza dough.

We lose the pizza shield, something something Playmates.

General Traag:
Krang's General is an obvious choice. I'm gonna be a dick and make him a $75-80 figure...
Not just because of his size, but he'll be a 2-in-1 figure.
A snap on upper torso piece to make Granitor.
Heads:
Traag head
Granitor head
Srandard Hands
Accessories:
Snap on Granitor upper chest (hard plastic)
Gun
Rifle
Knife
Flamethrower
Fire effect

Dask the Neutrino:
Essentially Toon Dask in order to have a pair of Neutrinos.
2 heads
Standard hands
Accessories:
Jetpack
Repainted Zak hoverboard 
Tracker
Blaster

Accessory pack: aka Roadkill Rodneys:
I'd toss in some other new and old accessories. EVIL Communicator, Oroku Saki head, Triceraton gun in Bebop color, Machete with scabbard for Rocksteady, Dramatic hands for Bebop and Rocksteady. 

That's it for the final Ultimates line... but there are Deluxe redecos. Figures get 1 new piece. About $42 per figure.

Attila the Frog:
Genghis repaint with new flail.

"Mirage" April:
Dark skinned April with blue jumpsuit and brown boots. Gun is her accessory new perm hair head.

Rasputin the Mad Frog:
Gengis repaint with new bow and Splinter Arrow.

Skateboarding Mike:
Using the Slam dunk Don body with Rappin Mike Sneakers, Mondo Gecko Skateboard and Paety wagon helmet.
This isn't vintage accurate, but vintage inspired.

TOON Napoleon Bonafrog:
Genghis repaint with a bendy snake whip.

Surfer Leo:
A repaint of Sewer Surfin' Mike with Surfboard and Sewer Samurai Leo sword. 


These deluxes would be "released"/preordered on ither montsh where there aren't turtles stuff... ie the final wave. Not all deluxes would be released at the same time. It would be A Frog and another figure.





Mar 3, 2026

Orphan Kitten is orphaned.

If you know, you know.
If you don't...


It comes with a cardboard box... 

Has a tuna can plush... it kinda looks like the cat from the game.

After having it in hand, I had to put it in the closet because it reminded me of my Mom's cat.