More Super7 news

 My guess is ReAction, but...

A Shrek Ultimates MIGHT BE tempting.

But everyone knows DONKEY!! is where it's at.

There is another S7 line coming

Yes, Super7 is making Law and Order...

All I want is Stabler, Benson, Munch, Fin, Dr. Huang, ADA Novak, Briscoe, McCoy... i know I'm combining law and order series, but fuck. It the characters I want... in Ultimates... because I'm 99.999999% sure that this will be ReAction 

TMNTU Wave 15 Speculation rant:

 I'm in a pickle here. ReAction+ is getting Vintage TMNT. So, does Super7 have access to vintage style or what?

So that means moar lists: one for 2k3 and one for IF they can do Vintage.

2K3:

Turtle Titan:

It's a Valid Michelangelo variant. Even more valid than 5Ds Raph.

Agent Bishop:

We can ask for a Battlesuit variant later.

Baxter Stockman:

Normal human Baxter with an Alternate pne eyed Baxter head.

Renet:

Because Fuck it I need a Renet and I will not stop asking for one even if I make a custom one!

Honorable mentions:

Karai as Shredder

Rat King

Savanti Romero

Amanda

Silver Sentry

Nobody

Shredder Elite guard

Shredder clones. (With Shredder being that big, Shiva Shredder would be like 10 inches)

VINTAGE

I know that Vintage is highly unlikely, but here are my figures:

Old variant, new variant, vintage character, new character:

Heavy Metal Raph:

I am putting him over undercover Don because he requires more new sculpts over Don.

Foot Jonin:

This is a 3 in one:

It works as an Army builder for Mirage styled Foot Ninjas as that's what the body will be.

But the heads are:

Mirage Foot Ninja

Oroku Saki 

Hamato Yoshi

Pizzaface:

Kyle is gone, so release this motherfucker...

Movie star Vanilla Ice:

No... I don't intend to make fun of Rob at Mar A Lago... I would need to own a Donald Trump figure for that. 

Honorable mentions:

Sandstorm

Groudchuck and Dirtbag

Chromedome

Scaletail

Hothead

Lioncourt.

Who let Haley Joel Osment watch Dawson's Creek?

 I have to start with this:

Roughly 3 months ago I was wondering what was going on with Dawson... well, you can do the math... Cancer won, Dawson lost.

I won't go much about him here, since aside his appearance as himself in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, I've not seen ANYTHING with James Van Der Beek outside of Dawson. My condolences to the cast of Dawson's Creek, his friends, and most importantly his family. Especially the kids he left behind.

2k3 wave 3 of TMNT is announced Habemus April

 Who was voiced by Ass Ketchup. We also get a Yusei Fudo Raph... and his Bike to play Children's Card Games.

Wonder what the price point will be. Still no info, probably after toyfair.

What the shit. This figure has MORE STUFF than vanilla Raph.

Plastic laboratory will render her unposable. 

Guessing I'll order Hun via BBTS and April(s) via Super7?

My guesses on prices:

April and Raph $65 each.

Hun $85

Bike $75-90

A Mattel TMNT Line... a rant:

 I said that I would tackle a Mattel TMNT line  I'm looking at a WWE Scaled line with WWE Articulation for the adult collectors.

For the kids a line similar to Origins in scale and articulation. The sculpt should be what mattel would have done if they had TMNT in the eighties. 

The Adult line would be a MOTUC line... not in style unfortunately, but covering all avenues of TMNT, including collaborating with the owners of NT:The Next Mutation.

Let's tackle scale.

Turtles: 5.5"

This is self explanatory. Turtles need to be short for they are teens.

April, Karai, Renet, Irma, and any other adult female: 6"

Adult males would be varied. With 6.5" being the standard. Casey and foot soldiers would be this tall. Mirage styled foot ninjas should be between 5.5" to 6.5" for a reason. The shorter would be foot genin, which would look great with a Tatsu figure. The 6" and the 6.5" can work with Tatsu and Karai or the eventual Mirage variant of Shredder.

Guys like Burne Thompson should be under 6.5" but higher than 6". Vernon and Shredder should be close to 7". 

Baxter would be 6" both Mirage and Fred Wolf style. 

Teenagers: 

IF Mattel pursues Teens:

5.5" for the girls (2012, RotTMNT Aprils.) Like Caitlyn. 6" for Zach and other younger teens (2012 Jones) 6.5" for Carter.

Other characters:

Here it depends:

Ace Duck, Punk frogs can be Turtle sized

Hot spot between 6 and 6.5" sandstorm 6.5"

Muckman, Sargent Bananas 7"

Hothed and halfcourt  8" due to their long necks.

Rocksteady and Bebop close to 7"

Slash close to 6.5"

Pizzaface under 6.5"

Krang: 2" with Bubble walker 4.5"

Android body should be 8".

I can see a few vehicles happening:

Turtle van can get reuse as the Channel 6 van.

Foot and Neutrino cruisers share the same mold for the most part.

Ninja Newscycle and Keno's Pizzacycle.

The Transport Module is unlikely to get a redeco. Nor the Footski.

Some of these vehicles could come with a figure or variant... for example, the Foot Cruiser could come with a Foot Soldier with Greaser themed Gear.

The Pizza Cycle could come with Keno.

Playsets are highly unlikely... I can see those happening for the kids line. 

But I'll leave it here for now and make a part 2 for the Origins styled line.

Mattel got TMNT

 That is both good and bad. On one hand, it isn't Hasbro. On the other it's Mattel. As in Piss Poor Distribution Mattel. The main reason I couldn't truly get into Masterverse was the piss poor distribution.

Just give me Pizzaface, Burne, Vernon, and Irma. And I'll take Aprils of both races... as long as they don't look like a puking potato... and for the love of Laird and Eastman keep April an adult!

MOTUC Styled TMNT... give us that... or a WWE Scaled TMNT... I'll post ideas later in the week for a Mattel TMNT Line... need to digest the idea of Mattel TMNT line... also, my pizza arrived.

Super7 keeps spreading themselves even thinner

Betting that these will be ReAction:

Now let's take a look:

What the fuck?? How can you make Furby ANYTHING!? Other than a Furby.

They could do blind bags... 

Personally I would like a Furby Ultimates Accessory pack... a $20 pack with various furbies for your Super7 Ultimates figures.

Can you say ReAction? Other companies are doing the normal action figures... so Ultimates are a no go.

I believe the company that shares their name with a bald goblin who cucks her husband with her son's friends is making Invincible figures.

While these have potential to become Ultimates! Figures. I can see Super7 going the ReAction route, since trying to sell $75 figures (price increase due to the holo stickers) will be an uphill battle. Seems the $65 price tag breaking many people over. Very little hype for the Tigersharks.

What will this be? The Astronaut from the MTV Awards? Figures of Kurt Loder and Carson Daly? This screams ReAction.

Never forget: The Miz started on MTV...

This most likely will be blind bag stuff. There's no way they'll make ultimates of My Little Pony... 

Though I wouldn't say no to Megan and her siblings. But I bring Megan up for size comparisons. I don't see overpriced Ultimates! Happening. 

TMNT × Konami: a Super7 rant

 Since Super7 is stuck with 2k3 after losing Classic TMNT... I'm gonna go with a Konami Crossover since 2k3 TMNT had Konami ties in the game Department so, each Turtle would be representing a Konami game series:

Metal Gear Leo:

This Leonardo would be dressed up as Raiden... MGS 2 Version:

Heads:

Skullsuit breathing mask

Normal Leo head with removable Raiden Wig.

Hands:

Fists, C-grips, gun grips:

Accessories:

HF Blade

Tranq gun

Coolant spray

Dog tags

Why Raiden? 

Sword...

Probotector Don:

Basically a combination of Bill Rizer and M4D-OG from Contra and Probotector.

Heads:

Normal Don with Bill wig

Head with Probotector helmet

Hands:

C-grips, gun grips, fists

Accessories:

Rifle with bo staff barrel and clip on firing effects:

Flame thrower effect

Laser effect

Spread effect

Rapid fire effect

Why Contra?

Because Mystical Ninja Goemon didn't occur to me until way too late in the game.

Duelist Raphael:

It's a Yu-Gi-Oh! Reference.

Heads:

Grinning Raph head

Screaming Raph head

With removable Yusei Fudo and Hiroto Honda wigs. (Nod to Raph's VA doing the English voice for them)

Basically Vanilla Raph with a slip on Duel Disk

Hands:

Standard hands

Pointing, card holding hands

Accessories:

Open Duel Disk with cards

Opening and closing Duel Disk

A full hand of Duel Monsters cards

Pair of sai

Why Yu-Gi-Oh!?

Reference... also, most people don't know Snatcher...

Michelangelo Belmont:

Basically a Castlevania inspired Mikey.

Heads:

Serious Mikey

Screaming Mikey 

Simon and Richter wigs

Hands:

C-grips with sword hinge, wide grip, normal C-grips.

Mikey wearing a Castlevania 2 inspired attire with a soft goods sleeveless tunic based on Richter.

Accessories:

Whips:

Real chain whip

Plastic whipping whip

Plastic twirling whip

Holy water bottle with flame effect

Cross Boomerangs

Knife

Why Belmont?

Nunchucks whip... I originally wanted to make Mikey a Duelist, because Mikey's VA is Joey Wheeler... but Raph as a Dueliat made sense, since Raph likes Motorcycles AND his VA was playing Children's Card Games in motorcycles.

 Let me do some Villains now:

Duelist Stockman:

One Eyed Baxter Stockman dressed as Pegasus J. Crawford.

Heads:

Normal One Eyed Baxter angry one Eyed Baxter

With slip on Pegasus wig.

Hands:

Standard hands, card holding hands

Accessories:

Open Duel Disk with cards

Opening and closing Duel Disk

A full hand of Duel Monsters cards

Toon Eyes White Mouser.

Why Pegasus?

One-eyed, evil, and without the Yu-Gi-Oh! Stuff he could pass off as a fancy suit Baxter.

Dracula Shredder:

Shredder dressed in a Dracula inspired look... with a soft goods cape. Kinda like a caped version of Human Shredder...

Heads:

A Shredderized take on Dracula's monster forms head

A White haired Oroku Saki head with paler skin.

Hands: Standard hands

Accessories:

Fireball with stand

Void Sword

Why Dracula?

Got a Belmont... Needed Dracula.

Revolver Bishop:

A combination of Bishop and Revolver Ocelot... more Specifically Liquid Ocelot, but with an EPF twist. His outfit would be close to his standard EPF outfit but with some elements reminiscent of Liquid Ocelot

Heads:

Bishop neutral

Bishop screaming

Ocelot wig.

Hands:

Standard left hands

Standard mech suit right hands.

Twirling revolver left hand.

Accessories:

Removable sleeveless plastic coat

Interchangeable arms:

Alternate sleeveless arm has a normal shirt sleeve left arm and a torn sleeve right arm showcasing the mech suit underneath.

2 Laser revolvers

Why Ocelot?

Closest thing we could do for a decent Bishop.

I can't do more since it's hard to deal with 2k3 variants...

It came from the Toy Chest: From playing with kids to Tantric sex

 Barney the Dimosaur... I have a fucking Barney Action Figure 

DaDuq did Mattel do to Barney?

Mattel apparently axed tbe reboot due to poor reception.

I mean this is what we had... Mattel, I'd buy a 1:12-1:10 Super articulated Barney and maybe some kids. My Santa needs children. 

Yes... there is a reason why I picked those two pics of Classic Barney. They feature former Disney alumni, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.

I mean you made this thing with Barney and Netflix baby Guile. I don't care about the kid. This was $2 at Marshall's. So I got it mainly for the pretzel.

To be fair, I can use creepy psycho Barney as a stuffed toy for Karen.

I hate the cocaine Yoshi look this Barney has.

Barney has 6 poa while baby Guile has 4. Both legs are fused on baby Guile and they move together.

I won't be giving them an actual review. Because these are discounted toys for preschoolers and honestly I just got them for the pretzel...

But seriously Mattel a Collectors oriented Barney and friends... maybe add a Backyard Gang Barney with the deeper purple and dark green and toss in alternate heads based on the actors who played Barney... yes... I'm totally asking this for the Tantric sex reference.

But we could also get the human cast... not just the children. I want the adults too. Would like to have a WWE Scaled Sandy Duncan. Mainly for ALF and totally not a reference of her being the OG AppleJack.

Also... Madison Pettis was one of Barney's friends.

No reason at all... No, I'm not going to ask for Corey in the House toys.

God damn you Hideo Kojima!

 I got Death Stranding 2... it looks impressive. Really? Raindrops keep falling on my head? Now I wanna watch Spider-Man 2.

So far it feels more of the same old same old. But Earthquakes are a new thing. But seems the old Kojima long exposition speeches are in play.

Got my first Game Over through a dialog tree. Why keep forcing a dialog tree when the answer is not my choice. Also, my first jump-start was on that dialog tree.

Seems like I'm going to Death Strand Mexico, wey... same old same old. Combat is a smidge better though. Getting a but of buyers remorse. But I wanna see Temu Snake. Should've gotten FF Tactics instead.

Ok now I may be going to 'stralia, mate! So We're trekking across the globe... guess this might kill chances for 3.

The TMNT are in the Epstein files

 I shit you not. Even movies from the Snyderverse have a mention or two...

Snyder himself gets two mentions...

[Name redacted] gets over 1400... There may be more [but name redacted]

James Gunn gets one but it apparently isn't the movie director... just some politician.

Spidey gets 73 mentions

Bill Clinton gets mentioned a lot but less times than [name redacted]. 

Super Mario gets mentioned too...

Pokémon gets over 20 mentions

Metal Gear Solid gets a mention.

Xbox gets over 100 vs Playstation's 27. Nintendo got 82?

Let's see what Miley/Hannah get?

Miley got 16 Hannah got one and I quote:

Cerabino takes on all things Trump at the ADT Watch kids' impressions of Hannah Montana

Two different articles from a newspaper that makes things look worse in the DoJ summary. I had to underline it to make it look accurate to the newspaper article headlines on the cover.

What I'm getting at is that you shouldn't be surprised seeing all these names pop-up. It doesn't necessarily mean they're all diddlers. I mean, how can a move diddle Someone? So searching random shit on the Epstein files doesn't equate diddlers... Now if your name is over 1,000 times and are a known associate... (both Trump and Clinton have considered Epstein a friend) then your appearance on the files may be more suspect.

To make matters worse, the release of documents hasn't gone well and the public are smelling a conspiracy theory.

But yeah... we have a link between TMNT and Epstein. 

Here's why this rant exists...

Didn't expect that...

Speaking of... could Super7 make Bay Turdles? I'd buy Madea Stockman, You have failed this Casey, Whoopi, Vernon, and fuck it, even Megan Fox.

It Came from the Toy Chest: WATCH OUT FOR SHREDDER!!

 

Ch'rell, the Utrom Shredder... in Ultimates format...

This figure is special.

Let's explain:

This is an Utrom Android Body whose identity wasbased on Japanese legend, the one of the Original Oroku Saki.

Now in modern day Earth, Ch'rell acts as the leader of the Foot.

This is the human form from the lost season?Will Super7  make this or go for the meh Tengu Shredder from Back to the Sewers?

I'd rather have this one... IF We get a Shredder variant.

Articulation:

The improved articulation is a decent improvement over the Classic styled figures.

Honestly I'm a bit worried about his tasset and shoulder blades. They are so soft that they could tear off 

4.5

Paint and sculpt:

The sculpt is pretty decent. Mine has a QC issue:

Thehelmer got bent out of shape while packaged. NEED TO BLOW DRY IT AND COLD SHOCK IT...

What the actual fuck is that horribly stitched sash! Also, why are the colors so flat?

I ended up dry brushing some metallic paints on the weapons and helmet to make him pop.

I kinda get they're going for a toon esthetic, but  even silverhawks had metallic paintwork on the "toon styled" toys.

4.0

Accessories:

5 extra hands

Oroku Saki head

Sword of Tengu

Ch'rell

At $55 he should come with more stuff.

Also, metallic paints, people!! Or give it an actual shading to make it look metallic.

A slightly smaller version of this head would be great for classic Shredder.

4.0

Overall:

2k3 Shredder gets a 4.17 as his final score. He's OK... just feels like they're HORRIBLY cutting corners. He may be big, but that doesn't excuse the cut corners... now I need to get flower wire and an old Grey shirt to make a better sash.

Hey what the!? Jeffrey Epstein can be blamed for microtransactions

 Donald Trump and Bill Clinton's "special friend", Jeffrey Epstein is to blame for Microtransactions. Ex Activision chief Bobby Kotick appears about 300 times on the Epstein files.

Seriously, how fucked up is that... not only Jeffrey Epstein fucked kids physically, he metaphorically fucked then by introducing microtransactions. That's fucked up yo...

Good thing Epstein is dead...

Bad news is that his unmarked grave is under constant surveillance.

Jada WILL NOT MAKE Street Fighter movie figures.

 Neither is Mattel. The ones Lucky to get these are:

Hasbro.

In the 90s, they made GI Joe scaled street fighter characters based on the game. And based on the movie. Many of them were parts we used from die, a joke this time.They can make movie accurate characters.

But there's a part of me that would like to see the revival of the GI Joe street fighters made like classified figures combining game, accurate face and body.But with the GI Joe touch.

If the movie doesn't suck, I might be interested in these but not really maybe... nope, not really... Jada has pretty much given me what I want.

I REALLY NEED to stop buying Gooner Statues.

 Think I may have gone a bit overboard this time.

Irma: Did you do this?
Nefty: Yeah...
April: But I've never...
Nefty: Clone of a time traveler Nick... His memories up till his DNA was harvested are my Memories. It's a bit stylized.
April: Destroy this!

It's April O'Neil... If they made a CLASSIC Glimmer, I'd get one. 

April: What the fuck?
Nefty: the Mic Arm broke so I improvised.
Irma: Make one of me!!
Nefty; Uhhhh...

If they ever make Irma gooner statues I'd buy one. 

One shitty paintjob later:

Alicia: So you made a 2:1 Cowporter statue?
Nefty: Yup...
Alicia: Nick is gonna take it away from you.
Neft: Yup...
Alicia: why is her outfit different?
Nefty: Because it's a tribute to how I remember April.
Alicia: you're gonna goon to this statue, aren't ya?
Nefty: I already GOONED TO IT MANY TIMES!!
Nefty (VO): Toy anesthesia gooned not me...

I like that the base of the statue has some humor to it with horny teenage mutant ninja turtles at the bottom.

If you were to order this from ebay... scales can be tricky. Supposedly this is 1:10 scale, Super7 scale... the statue is nearly 6 inches tall. If she were standing she'd be about 9 inches. That kinda ruined my plans butat the same time April Statue.... it feels more like this is a 1:6 statue.0

2026... has left Macaulay Culkin like me...

 I mean Kevin McCallister... no Scratch that... both of the McCallister parents are dead. That also means that... Delia Deetz is dead. Cause of death is unknown as of the writing of this rant.

So... Catherine O'Hara... I know her from Beetlejuice, Home Alone (the good ones), The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley, and Nightmare Before Christmas. She's  been in a shitton of stuff, but those are what I remember her from.

Well... If I win the powerball, there will be signs.

 Like having this at the front of my house 

That is an Inflatable Grayskull Facade... apparently will be on sale tomorrow.

Supposedly it's 8ft tall.  Not gonna lie it looks adorable. I kinda want one... but affordability says no.

Part of me is thinking:

Crystal Castle

Snake Mountain

Doom Tower (aka Filmation Fright Zone)

Speaking of: Member when Mattel was gonna be unable to make any more MOTU product in 2023?

Mattel's successor to Masterverse is here

 It's Masterverse under a new name. Chronicles. Lame... also, they're smaller than Masterverse... About WWE size.

Heimdall-at-Arms and Evil Lyn. 

Also there's a tease of He-Man and Tri-Klops. Availability and price due to Tariff Man will be what makes or break these for me.

Let's see if some news filter between today and NYTF...

Update:

Figures revealed by Entertainment Weekly?

These look Decent, not gonna lie. May try to get these.

I don't hate it, but needs the lower straps.

Hily shitballs! Now that's a Trap Jaw... need to see Beastman...

Not a fan of Race Swaps, but thos Tri-Klops looks good. A sniper rifle kinda makes sense though. I don't like it, but it makes sense.

Shegó El Bigoteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Again, not a fan of race Swaps, but this figure looks good.

Now Mattel's misogyny will be more apparent.

I will not say anything, but... I think I'll  move on to Teela.

Is this a Lubic reference also, Zoardammit! They messed up her face. Methhead Mcfivehead... 

Top 20 most wanted My Hero Academia for Total Anime or a specialized MHA line

 Jazwares has gotten better over the years and their Total Anime line is decent... also I kinda like My Hero Academia. So here's  my list of top 20 MHA Characters:

Remember that we already have Deku, Vigilante Deku, Todoroki, Bakugo, and Shigaraki. I forgot if there was an upcoming Dabi. Let's pretend there is for this list.

Uravity:

Of course I want Ochako she's the official unofficial Mrs. Deku.

All Might: weak form

Before anyone mentions that I want him to make Deku: I fucked your mother jokes, hear me out. I already know that the powered up version is most likely to happen. But I want the weak form. Aside the coughing blood alt face, there is another reason. An extra face plates for Deku

Himiko Toga:

Again, after Dabi and Shigaraki, she's high there on the top villains.

Eraserhead:

Mr. Aizawa looks cool and I need another teacher that isn't All Might.

Red Riot:

Bakugo needs his Sidekick. His accessories can easily be swappable parts for his hardened form.

All for One:

We need villains, so why not add the Big Bad... especially since we have the current user of One for All twice in the line.

Stain:

The Hero Killer, mainly due to his cool design.

Froppy:

Tsuyu Asui would be nice to have. Yes, the whole Pchakp needs her Sidekick thing is on effect.

Spinner: Basic form

I'm not a fan of the super powered up form Spinner got later. I liked his original lizard form better.

Grape Juice:

Of COURSE! I want Mineta. I believe he should have 2 heads: one with all his "grapes" and one with removable "grapes". Since he's small he could be used to bring other accessories for other characters.

Kurogiri:

Looks cool and we need villains. Translucent purple plastic would look badass.

Mirko:

Appealing to Furries... Also, I don't think Midnight could get made for retail.

Twice:

Mainly trying to fill up the League of villains. Also, someone to have with Toga on display.

Muscular: powered up:

Villains and rule of cool look.

Mustard:

Again, rule of cool and boosting up villains.

Yuga Aoyama:

The class traitor that works for both villains and heroes.

Momo Yaoyorozu:

The Hero Creati... no need to explain why she's here.

Mina Ashido:

The torture of Mineta and someone who isn't Bakugan Battle Brawler to display with Kirishima.

Denki Kaminari:

To complete Bakugo's gang and to have someone to display with Jiro...

Kyoka Jiro:

Pairs up with Kaminari and with the girls.

Honorable mentions:

Toru Hagakure:

A clear Naked Toru minus her accessories would be considered problematic by some wet blankets, but MHA Nude characters have no realistic genitalia details.

Himiko Toga: Nude

Due to her quirk she ends up naked, so she should get a bar ie body style with blood covering the "naughty bits" or do the censored tights look.

15 inch Mt. Lady:

 The reason is that we would never get a 5'7" Mt. Lady. (That's how tall she'd be in full giant mode on 1:12 scale

Midnight:

Obvious reasons.

LeMillion with Eri:

I needed a way to get Eri and Mirio would need only hands and a face plate...

Endeavor:

He didn't make the top 20.

Class 1-B girls:

No need to explain this. Mineta needs to Gooooooon!

Recovery girl with Principal Nezu:

2 small sized characters...

Ingenium:

I like Iida...

Mitsuki Bakugo and Inko Midoriya:

The only two MHA moms I'd like to have. Inko will get fucked by All Might. And to balance Deku's Mom I'm addong Bakugo's.

More thoughts on 1:12 to 1:10 stuff

 Getting the FTC Media Scrum playset is a slightly cheaper take on the Scalpor set. You get chairs, mics and water bottles, but a blank backdrop and thr same tables and cloth cover for them. Sure you don't get a figure, but it's easier to build your own displays. Blank cloth allows you to print and attach your own decals. Or just plain print stuff and glue or tac to it.

You can use 1:24 3d printed statues, the Itty bitty funko pops. Now we have excuses for scalpers. Those World's Smallest figures... and stuff like mini brands stuff for garage sales, flea markets and stuff.

Once again we need more diverse 1:12 to 1:10 bodies. 

Of course, some of these would have more use on the pink aisle. Mattel... I know you and I don't have the best relationship, but hear me out: 

First ignore the tired Valkyrie statue... then this is my crazy idea:

WWE figure Scaled Barbie "Action Dolls". Bodies like action figures but doll playability and world...

Translation:

They're action figures first, but they get the Barbie Treatment for looks, vehicles and Playsets. They would also could crosspollinate with WWE by having joint crossovers. Whether Barbie as a wrestler or dressed as a Diva... maybe even an Announcer or whatever. Barbie Limo could be repainted into a WWE Mr. McMahon or JBL limo or whatever. Just as Big Jim crosspollinated stuff with MOTU.

Now I would have 3 tiers for these:

Basic: 

Similar to the Basic WWE Figures: sculpted clothing, Basic articulation... think Diva Superstars that I use as MuTeens stuff... or Superhero girls for the Skipper sized teen girls.

I'm referencing both scale and articulation.

Target audience is kids.

Deluxe:

Would be closer to WWE Elite figures:

Also here's a good place to start with the Diversity Experiment:

By Deluxe I mean better Articulation and adding accessories like wheel chairs prostheses? and stuff. Some figures could get soft goods accessories and prebuild the elite nude bodies... both kids and collectors would be the main target.

The third level would be Elite:

Mainly for collectors, here we get in some cases, soft goods outfits, alternate heads for expressions or rooted hair, special collectors figures, like say Ken as He-Man and Barbie as She-Ra (Masterverse bodies with Ken and Barbie Heads.) Allan as Matt Mason, etc. 

We could get Midge with her pregnant belly as a figure here. Retro Dolls turned into figures could be released here. They could officially  release a Barbenheimer figure. Basically Barbie dressed as Oppenheimer with a Nuke base/stand

 that has Barbie saying: "I am Become Death, destroyer of worlds!"

Playsets:

Barbie Dreamhouses:

Something Inspired by the mostly cardboard dreamhouse from The 60s could be sold as a playset for basic figures. Maybe with a bit more plastic. They could be a studio apartment series. You get some basic furniture pieces (plastic) plastic supports with door(plastic) and various inner and outer walls. Buy multiples and place on actual shelves and you got a Barbie Apartment building... (hint: Barbie × Friends crossover)

For the Elite, you get the more elaborate Plastic Dreamhouses. The townhouses would crosspollinate with various Toylines not just Mattel's. These could be the equivalent of a Barbie Grayskull.

For vehicles:

My pics are:

Barbie Austin Healey 3000

Barbie Ferrari

Barbie Corvette

Barbie Camper

Barbie Volkswagen New Beetle

They could.make them in various colors.

Like the pink Austin Healey could also come in silver

The Ferrari is only Red.

The Corvette in pink, blue, and red.

The camper in pink and white and in beige

The VW in pink, white, yellow 

And as much as I hate this: an additional color or alternate Driver for certain retailers:

For example: the Austin Healey in pink has OG Barbie and Ken, the silver version has Barbie's parents:

The Ferrari could come with a Barbie in the standard release. For the Target exclusive, you get a Ken in a Hawaiian shirt no mustache... but it's a wink to Magnum.

And so forth...

Personally I'd have Skipper driving the VW with Barbie.The expressipns of Skipper and Barbie would be the differences outside the car color. 

For the camper I want to have one of the recolors to have a retro vibe with younger versions of Barbie's parents. A Skipper aged Barbie and  kid aged Skipper.

That's it for Mattel.

Other companies:

We need average looking people...  flabby, pudgy, old, young... we can't let FTC carry all the weight here.

Even Babies, Shredder... even babies. Other than Marvel Legends Baby Cable...

Did Legends ever do this? Or was it exclusive to Marvel Universe? Hangover reference?

If not figures, get into the Diorama game. Super action stuff, to name a company, does props for figures. 

Extreme Sets does cool stuff, but it's cardboard... I need more plastic in my diorama.

I wanna say 1/10 vehicle model kits, but that might be expensive... like nearly $300 per vehicle expensive. That's why we need a big toy company like Mattel, Hasbro, or even Playmates to step up. 

Seriously Playmates, now that you're turtleless, maybe try generic dioramas/playsets and vehicles 

By the power of Grayskull, I have a boner

 This might actually Not Suck!!

While yeah, the trailer seems to be "generic" and may hint that He-Man may not be too much in it. It made me feel genuinely excited for a Masters of the Universe movie... which trailers are supposed to do.

I'm still keeping my expectations low. Shit movies have had good trailers. Look at everything Zack Snyder has made.

We'll see how this goes in June.

Mattel, we better get Masterverse styled figures of these.I want an Adam Glenn figure.

Trailer tomorrow...

 It's finally happening. MOTU movie trailer tomorrow. I got some stills that were corroborated by Jukka Issakainen, MOTU connoisseur and I believe he was working a book on the 200X MOTU. He worked on other books as well. I believe the MOTU newspaper strips and comics anthologies.

Habemus Grayskull...

Llegoooooó el bigoooooooooteeeeeee!!

Arigato ja nai Mrs. Roboto.

What's that Next to Riverdale Teela?

Motherfucking Cringer and he big...

Right now two things bother me:

1. Planet Earth
2. Cult leader and alleged pedophile, Jared Leto 

So, MOTU Fans pray to your god(s) that this movie doesn't suck, despite Leto being in it.

Tigersharks are out

 A 3 figure wave. Not too bad considering Super7's latest price hike thanks to Tariff Man.

T-Ray comes with the most stuff. But at $65 we shouldn't have the Super7 little dick energy buy the whole wave through us to get an alternare head without the breathing mask. Also, he needs dramatic expression hands.

Mako is a glorified Deluxe figure. No actual c-grips? $65 feels a bit of a rip-off.

At least Octavia feels more Justified and less rip-off.

Will I get them? If these were $45, I wouldn't blink. But at $65 and no other pay in 4 option other tha. Shop, which doesn't work in Puerto Rico means I may have to skip these.

Odds and ends Super7, erotic statuettes, and stuff.

 It's not secret that I'm getting Erotic 3D Pronted statues for my action figures. We saw: Prom Night Seductress and Valkyrie figures.

Well, I've ordered some more.

-One figure that is called  "Vilma" but looks like -an "Abril".

-A pair of "Good Sisters" that look like Rosalina and Peach.

-A "Swimsuit Fighter" which is SFV Cammy.

-A "Bound Fighter" which is Chun Li in a compromising Position.

-Mai Shiranui... this one they didn't give her a "fake name" to bypass their unofficial status.

These will be mostly Diorama pieces to share between Nefty and Nick R. Cade... and his dad.

So, the reason I mention these is that Fan Art knows no bounds.

 Sexy Anime Girl Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. Dammit! All I wanted was the Resident Evil Girls:

RE1 Jill, Rebecca, Ada, Sheva, Ashley... RE6 Sherry... Not Anime Girl Jesus!

Hell, I'd kill for Darkstalkers.

Mainly Morrigan and Felicia... which are available already... but I will get those later on...

I wouldn't say no to Hsien-Ko... and Rikuo, because he is strangely handsome for a Fishman... also, do my ears deceive me or is that 200X Man at Arms playing Donovan?

Ooh Ace Attorney! I'd give my left nut for Ace Attorney statues.

Super7 may not longer make Classic TMNT Ultimates toys, but I'll look back at the vintage waves and celebrate the top 10 figures...

10: Guerrilla Gorilla:

Ape John Cena. He's a fun figure... BEEEEG But Fun!

9: Slash:

While he doesn't bring anything truly new to the table, He is Fantastic... I got four of them and he is NOT an Army Builder 

8: Rat King:

I got 3 of them. The first one is to be a Mirage "inspired", the second one is Toon Inspired, and the third is Bishie Rat King who I made the estranged son of Mirage Rat King.

7:GITD Muckman: Cumman:

.While mockman was a really good figure that I ended up repainting to make it more icky, the glowing dark variant being in white plastic, made him perfect for calm jokes, and that's why he's really high on my list.

6: Wingnut:

He's just Batman... And really big, that's why he is on the list. Surprise That super 7 never made any wing nut variants based on other Batman colors...

5: Ace Duck:

Yes he's unfortunately smaller than turtles.He had a few issues with their hands connecting on the arm. Everybody knows I got him because of Shenmue references.

4: Rappin' Michelangelo:

Despite mine having a small issue, he's an amazing figure. PERIOD.

3: Shredder:

While super 7 did nothing remarkable with the figure, it was a very solid figure...

2: Vanilla Turtles:

Like most of the older waves there were very few noteworthy upgrades. Painted weapons was huge. Honestly I wish they had used Wacky Action heads for alternates.

1: Scumbug:

He may be a rip off , but it's a cool figure despite the various hiccups.But let's be honest.This list ain't in order.

NOW FOR THE 1OP 10 I WISH SUPER7 HAD TACKLED :

10: Kala:

Sure I would have liked Dask as well but c'est la vie. If I have to pick a single neutrino I pick Kala.

9: Traag:

We were robbed of Krang's, Android body... and his general too. 

8: Don the Undercover Turtle:

I made a custom...

But we should've gotten an official one.

7:Heavy Metal Raph:

Just for the sake of completing the band.

6: Vernon:

Why not Irma you may be thinking:

Vernon would be the most "action" of the Channel 6 trio. Don't get me wrong, I'd like all three, but from a toyetic perspective, VERNON is the safe choice. Also, I fear rigid plastic skirts...

5: Fugitoid:

A White and Blue GITD Variant would've been neat! Hell, it would've become my main Fugitoid.

4: Krang's Android Body:

Luckily TLS made a decent one that scales with Ultimates, but I wanted an official Ultimates.

3: April The Ravishing Reporter:

Without Rooted hair, of course. Yes, it was all mostly to get extras to make GTA3 Styled hookers.  

2: Scaletail:

I may hate snakes, but him would've made a bitchin' figure.

1: Pizzaface:

This, but with Ultimates articulation would have been sweet! And the Horsemen allegedly sculpted him since the early waves. Also, you KNEW Pizzaface HAD to be on this list.

Honorable mentions:

 Movie Figures:

I don't Mean, the movie turtles. I mean Super Shredder Tokka Rahzar 

Movie 3 Figures:

I kinda wanted Walker and Mitsu... the Latter for making an Aska.

Undercover turtles:

Or at least heads and trenchcoats to use on the vanilla turtles.

Oroku Saki and Hamato Yoshi:

Self Explanatory.

Movie TMNT have a relationship with Klassic Mortal Kombat.

Only Raiden and Sonya are the only MK1 characters who don't have adirect relationship with MOVIE TMNT... and even the OG MK movie had some involvement with TMNT... Movie Liu Kang's brother was A Turtle stunt double. 

Kano and Johnny Cage (who also was the MK Ninjas) were foot Ninja, while Liu Kang and Kung Lao were Turtles. Holy shitballs!