Action figures, Movies, Games, TV shows, things I like, Things I hate, weird news old or recent... they're fair game for my rants.
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It's a Spider-Man 3 Black Suit Spider-Man with a Bully Maguire head.
$30 at Hasbro Pulse. Ouch! I mean it's not really a Bully Maguire figure. But
Suit body with the Peter Parker tieless torso in black and this head and boom! Hasbro could even throw a diorama of the storefront and make it a "Maximum series" Bully Maguire.
This list is 100% Vanilla Ice free... aside this reference.
I know that last week I made a random list that included some music people. It was THAT rant that made me make this one. But it's 10 Musical acts that aren't Vanilla Ice. I will also NOT include Weird Al, Fresh Cuck, Steven Seagal, or Jackie Chan.
See? Seagal is a Musical act.
And Jackie Chan will make a Cantonese Man out of me.
10: Eminem: My Name Is/ The Real Slim Shady
My Name is: The song that started it all. There are various outfits to choose from. Naked Slim Shady with flasher coat is unlikely. That leaves the TV shades, which I honestly don't care about. So we have Jumpsuit Shady, Straight jacket Shady, or bench Shady. Personally, I would go for the straight jacket version.
The Real Slim Shady, the sequel no one expected, but it exists. It also has Eminem in various outfits.
Hospital gown Shady, Tom Green Parody Shady, or T-shirt and Jeans Shady.
Most folks would want the Most Vanilla Eminem. But I'd go for the Straight Jacket from My Name is, Tom Green Shady, and Vanilla Eminem from The Real Slim Shady. Though the third one I'd just get the Deluxe figure.
9: Snoop Dogg:
Any Snoop Dogg figure will do. But he needs Weed Paraphernalia, because Snoop Dogg.
One of these is a convicted criminal. The other is Snoop Dogg. Not gonna Lie, I would like a Martha Stewart Ultimates to pair off with Snoop Dogg! Fo' shizzle!
8: Sir Mix-a-Lot:
I don't even need to say the song. You know what song I'm talking about. Random fruit shown on the video would be his accessories.
Heads would be: with hat, without hats, removable glasses.
7: MC Hammer: U can't Touch this
While one could argue that he's a TMNT reference. But
Pants wouldnhave to be Soft goods to preserve articulation, because plastic pants would make a "statue" from the waist down.
6: Insane Clown Posse: Miracles
Actually, these don't need to be Ultimates.These could easily work as Deluxe releases. Also, I'm not saying it, so I can't get another Violent J and repaint it as Guy Fieri... or the guy from Smashmouth.
Now that I finished the Rappers, we're entering Nefty's wants and it's gonna get a little weird, it's gonna get a little wild... Star vs the forces of evil reference not intended.
5: Dolly Parton:
I just want a Dolly Parton Figure because Dolly Parton.
While I could go for classic Dolly, I want this Dolly... and that Miley as well. But my display requires a Modern Dolly and Miley. Soft good outfit for articulation reasons.
4: Miley Cyrus:
Dolly got the cat out of the bag. So might as well mention her now. But this is better than asking for a Hannah Era Miley, or the Out of Control era Miley. So 30 year old Miley it is. Like with Dolly, soft goods outfit for articulation reasons.
3: Billy Ray Cyrus:
Remember the Billy Ray dressed up like an Extra for Red Dead Redemption? Or the pink clad Cowboy from Old Town Road with Lil' Nas X. Yes, I wasn't bending to give Mr.Cyrus a revolver and make Ocelot references.
All jokes aside. I'm a bit worried about his health, both physical and mental.
His performance at Trump's iinaugurationwas awful as he sounded sick and didn't look well on stage.
2: Britney Spears:
My loneliness is killing me and I must confess. I still believe still believe! When I'm not with you. I lose my mind, give me a sign. Yes, I'm singing Baby one more time.
I wanted to go with It's Britney, bitch! Buuuuut! Part of me also wanted Umbrella wielding Bald Britney in a Street Fighter Bonus stage. But if Teen Britney makes people uncomfortable, we could always go Toxic.
Everyone will say Flight Attendant Britney, Redheaded Black Widow Britney, or the Black haired Mutant Britney
Me? The "Gozer-esque" outfit Britney. No, Cade, not because she's wearing the least amount of clothing, but it's the closest to Vanilla looking Britney. Also, Flight Attendant Brotney makes me too uncomfortable.
1: Jennifer Love Hewitt:
What? SHE HAD A MUSIC VIDEO and her song was part of the I Still Know What You Did Last Summer soundtrack.
Honorable Mentions:
Lance Bass of N*Sync;
I won't add the entire group, so I chose my favorite member. Why Not Justin?
Justin isn't Sephiroth... Lance Bass is.
Tom Green:
The infamous Bum Bum song that even Eminem mocked. It was.
Either the bum bum song or feel your balls so you don't get cancer...
Christina Aguilera:
Yes, Genie in a Bottle was the song I thought of. Hell I think that's the only Christina Aguilera song I know.
Zac Efron:
HSM2 is the reason why he's here.
I was tempted to pick Ashley Tisdale with Fabulous.
Aubrey Peeples: The Way I Was:
I hated the Jem movie, BUT this song was the closest thing to a Jem "video".
Sisqo:
I needs a plastic thong thong thong thong thong! And having Sisqo cartwheeling for it seems fun.
Dee Snider:
Take the ReAction, make it an Ultimates!
That's how we're gonna take it. Yes, we're gonna take it!
Danzig:
Super7 made a pseudo MOTU Glenn Danzig... Make an Ultimates!
No, this has nothing to do with Deadpool and Wolverine
It's the fucking Black Jesus and Stigmata, right?
Pretty much. Don't forget the burning crosses.
The clan hates people like you... Hispanic and Catholic.
I'm pointing out the controversial parts of the video. I do not associate with Klansmen for the reasons you stated and let's lea e it at that otherwise I'll ramble about genes and how I refuse to pass mine on. Wait, NOW you show up, Cade? I thought you'd show up by Miley or almost naked Britney.
