Wrestling figures straddle the line between 1:12 and 1:10. I would call them 1:11, but it wouldn't be exactly accurate. The following list will contain vehicles for general use.Not specific to any wrestling company. I just Want to steal them to use them with Ninja Turtles figures by Super7 or NECA.
Don't lie. Half of the list is for the MuTeens customs.
20: Der Wankpanzer:
I don't care of what you think about Elon Musk. This isn't about him as a person. I'm looking at his Douchemobile for what it is. An ugly heap of metal and plastic that looks jaggier than Lara Croft's boobs.
Again, this has nothing to with the CEO. I just want a vehicle that screams I'M A DOUCHEBAG WITH WAY TOO MICH MONEY AND ZERO TASTE! The Cybertruck is the only vehicle that fits the bill.
I'm not touching this one. Not even with a 39½ foot pole.
Nick, Dad just bought a Cybertruck. No Swastikas, Alicia!
And that's how you ruined my fun, cow. How can I fight fascism if I can't protest?
I punched Hitler in the face!
Raphael, pretty much every hero who has been in 1940s Germany has punched Hitler in the face. Now I have to deal with the Turtles too! I need friends!!
19: 1981 El Camino:
Keeping the theme of Odd pickup vehicles. It's a car that wants to be a pickup truck. It's a weird sight to behold.
Wait, didn't your Old Man own an El Camino when you were a toddler?
Yeah?
Yes, he did and you want to have something that ties you to the times before your parents divorced.
No mind reading Barbara Ann!
18: 1966 Chevy G10 Van:
Can work as an old News and, or a van for a bunch of Teens to travel across state lines doing good deeds. No talking dogs!!
Oh! It's a Scooby Doo reference! In before Cade asks for a castoffable Daphne and Velma!
Classic versions, or Scooby Doo On Zombie Island. Yes Cade, Cam Clarke is in that one.
17: 2017 smart fortwo:
Because it's a hilarious car. Picture Bulk and Skull stepping put of one... you're welcome.
Is this a Syrus playing Urkel and the nerdmobile but upgraded for modern Audiences?
It's a funny looking Small car. That's it!
Sahara...
Raisins
Of course you will never get laid with that car. Not even Nick!
No, Cade! It's a trap! Don't do it son!
16: 1959 Pink Cadillac series 62:
How did that get there?
You're welcome.
Yes... MOTUC Dolph and Gwildor need their car... or Masterverse Dolph and Gwildor.
He's telling the truth. His interest for that car is purely MOTU based.
15: 1977 Cadillac Fleetwood Limo:
A man is born, he's a man of means and he needs a vehicle that reflects that.
Dude. You need to buy either ODB or Biggie. Old Man can be the unseen chauffeur while Alicia and Carlotta are the new Arnold and Willis.
Watchu'talking bout, Dingus?
Di cosa parli, Nico?
14: 1998 Toyota Cresta:
This car never made it to America, so the driver seat is on the right side.
13: Food Truck:
Why?
Simple Wonder Alice, god is a weeb. He wants this because of an Anime.
Nowadays Food trucks are very common... especially in cities and suburbia.
Taco truck?
You know Tacos aren't the only food trucks. There are Pizza food trucks.
I wouldn't trust a pizza food truck.
But you would trust Pizzaface.
Goddammit! Enough about Pizzaface!
Burgers, Sandwiches, even Sahwarma...
Do we look like Joss Whedon's Avengers?
12: Youabian Puma:
Ridiculously toyetic. It looks like a Car transitioning to a Monster Truck!
Überwankpanzer. That's what it should be called.
I kinda like it. It has this "Move, bitch, get out the way! Get out the way, bitch! Get out the way!" Vibe to it!
All I see is a giant sign that says: I have a tiny penis that can't get hard.
11: Excalibur Phaeton:
It belongs in a museum, but at the same time It reminds me of the old Playmates Shredder mobile. No, it's not. A 1 to 1 reproduction, but it has enough customizing Potential to make one.
Dude, that looks like an Alfred Mobile. I mean The Macaroni mobile.
Nah, Dingus! It looks like a Twisted Metal car... you're the gamer. You should see what I see.
Great now I can't unsee any of those.
10: Corvette C4:
Everyone focuses on the 83 Vandura by GMC but forgets the A-Team's second vehicle. The Corvette C4 driven by the Faceman.
So you want it in white and you add the striping?
Goodness, no! I want the car model, not the A-Team's version. I let that to more skilled customizers.
9: Older Crown Victoria NYC Taxi:
The beauty of getting a Crown Vic Taxy I'd that it can be repurposed into a Crown Vic Cop Car and a Crown Vic civilian model.
Thinking of the Beastie Boys figures? Well, answer me!
Uh, oh! No, I wasn't. It was more along the lines of Taxis where the passenger lacks funds and
Ew! Ew! Ew! You pervert!
You asked. I answered.
8: Soft top Jeep Wrangler (between 80s-2010s):
This one It's not really for the big city this place. It's more for the wild or organic displays. Jungles, deserts, etc.
You want a 92 Sahara, in Tan with black trim details... We KNOW you love Jurassic Park, the book over the movie.
Oh yeah! The Cyborg Carlotta Clones.
Really Dingus? You killed Dinosaurs like Lara Croft and all you can think is chicks you banged?
Ashley, you would've banged them too if you were in Nick's place.
I wasn't thinking of JP. Now I am. Ashley, gimme NES JP Music!
7: Chrysler Sebring Convertible:
Is this a?
Yes, Ashley. It is.
I needs it!
What's the deal with the car?
Oh god, you're worse than Ashley!
Thems fighting words, Dingus!
Oy vey! Yeah. It's a meme reference. But it's a Convertible, so display options top up, top down. You just got to make up your mind...
6: VW 2024 Electric Bus (the ID Buzz):
Yes... you know why I want this...
Dude... a New Base for an eco-friendly Turtle Van and you're pissed because you fuck machines?
I Don't Do Machines!!
What's next? Leonardo doesn't lead, Raphael isn't cool but rude, and Michelangelo isn't a party dude?
Not like that!!
Whatever robosexual. Kidding, bro! It's easy to grind your gears. I mean besides Leonardo. Raphael would dish it back and Mikey would turn it into a game.
5: 1995 Mazda RX7:
This one is a pet peeve of mine. One of my Mom's neighbors had one of these. Dude loved that car. Almost as much as Donatello loves Machines. Mom used to refer to him as "Meteoro",Speed Racer's Spanish dub name.. Mainly because he revved the car and drove fast. He also spent all weekend tuning the car ans replacing parts to improve performance.
Didn't help that one Sunday after church, Mom saw him wearing a Blue Polo shirt and white pants. She started laughing and once we got inside she said: "Mira si El cabrón está vestido de Meteoro. Pena que El carro de mierda no es Blanco." Roughly translates to: Look! The dickhead is dressed as Speed Racer. Shame his shitty car isn't white." It was Blue.
Why?
Personally I'd prefer a 1997 model, due to Right hand driving, but those were supposedly banned in the US.
No, why would you want to immortalize a car that annoyed your Mom?
Where do you think I got my exaggerated ability to whine about everything?
That checks out.
4: Isuzu NPR Truck:
Ooh! I know the reason for this one!
Yes, Truck-Kun is the first reason. But I needed a Box Truck that could fit Big Mutants as cargo. Making a Truck-Kun is an added bonus.
3: Soccer Mom type van:
Here I don't have a specific model in mind. Chrysler Pacifica, Chevy Astrovan, Toyota Sienna, Hyundai Starex, Ford Aerostar, etc.
Why?
Why not? I'm picking different types of cars to have realistic displays, be ause not everyone will be driving fancy cars. We need some "lame vehicles" too!
2: Schoolbus: (Normal Schoolbus, not Miss Frizzle's Magic Schoolbus)
Aw, man! I was so ready!
That's why I preemptively stopped you. Again, I'm going for realistic displays and it will be part for a future rant. I'll let you do the math.
1: Normal Bus...yes, as in the public transportation vehicle.
Why?
Your Dad's third favorite Keabu Reeves movie. The other two being Johnny Mnemonic and The Devil's Advocate.
Dammit Babs, did you read the Old Man's mind?
No. I've seen his mancave. He has posters of Speed, Johnny Mnemonic, and The Devil's Advocate.
Ashley's right. The Bus is for Speed references. Here I thought that Old Man Cade liked Chain Reaction, the First Matrix, and Constantine a lot more than Speed. Point is that Superman stopping a bus looks badass! 1.35 Slambulances in length would look "realistic" while remaining toyetic.
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