Apr 22, 2025

Haley Joel Osment may have seen his career

 I'm so sorry, but Sora, you dun goofed! I just found out he was arrested earlier this month for public intoxication, cocaine possession. This is bad. Anti Semitic slurs don't help your case, Sora.

But it's current year, so Israel bad, you may get away with it... but it's the whole drunk and cocaine possession...


Yes, Sora... your stupid ass antics are going to get Haley Joel Osment canceled... wait, got it backwards: Stupid Haley Joel! Your antics are going to cancel Sora and possibly delay Kingdom Hearts 4 or worse... Recasting Sora...

I may hate your Necrosight, but I've no beef with you.

Me neither. In fact I want you to sign my keyblade! 

Cade! Get out! He saw our moms!

Should I gouge his eyes out!?

What the fuck, Cade! I jist wanted to make.a Cocaine Sora joke out of this whole situation and you want to go Hammibal Lecter on him! Not cool, man!


Let me be serious for a moment here, Haley Joel, dude: To my understanding, you unfortunately, lost your home during the recent California fires. That royally sucks and I can't even fathom what you're going through. Spiraling out of control getting drugged and drunk, picking fights with the police, dude, you could end up blacklisted and doing dorect to streaming movies like товарищ Сигал. Do you want to end up like товарищ Сигал. You are halfway there. No, it's not a fat joke... I'm talking about the whole belligerent asshole that throws bigoted insults. That puts you in the "difficult to work with" box. I don't want you to end like товарищ Сигал!!

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