We have seen their mascots, Street Fighter, and Scooby Doo. (Here only Street Fighter...) But I'm so getting Daphne and Velma.
Fuck yeah!
Shut up Cade! Otherwise I'll post some AI "art" body horror shit show.
Fine... I'm leaving because I am afraid what AI can do...
So, Jada:
Mascots:
I'm gonna go there:
Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben
Now that I got the controversial ones...
Wheaties Athletes:
Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Lou Gherig...
Aren't you forgetting about Bruce Jenner?
Shut up Cade! I already got Lou Gherig's disease's namesake on the list!
OK thw reason I was avoiding Jenner is that Bruce is dead so Caitlyn could live. Caitlyn DID NOT do the Decathlons, since Women CANNOT PARTICIPATE IN OLYMPIC DECATHLONS. Therefore Caitlyn would have Never been able to compete and win on A Men's event. I believe Equestrian is the only mixed gender Olympic event since the horses do the hard work. So, unfortunately for Caitlyn, the Medals and the Wheaties box belong to Bruce. Unlike Cassius Clay changing his name to Muhammad Ali,
Bruce went ALL the way to become Caitlyn. Therefore, this whole can of worms is Why I wanted to avoid the Jenner in the Wheaties. Because historically accurate Jenner can be transphobic, while making a Caitlyn Jenner would go against Jenner's own statements:
So... yeah let's back away from Kardashian adjacent chaos...
They are Making Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble for the pebbles cereals. That means they could do reuse and make Flintstones libe about the Modern Stone Age Family.
Personally on the cereal front. I would like the trix rabbit
Sonny
Lucky
Toucan Sam... yes mandatory follow your nose cocaine joke...
Hannah Barbera:
I already mentioned Flintstones.
Their sister series, The Jetsons need some love... especially since Jetson Patriarch, George is currently 3.
Wouldn't say no to Pemelope Pitatop, Dick Dastardly, and Muttley.
Jonny Quest would make my wallet Jada's bitch.
Damn...
The Gary Coleman Show...
Blame me watching Diffrent Strokes.
Captain Planet
The Dukes... finally a loophole for the Dukes of Hazzard and an excuse for Ramen Toy to re-release the General Lee.
Pirates of Dark Water...
My wallet just committed Sudoku 65 times.
Videogames:
JAKKS PACIFIC has the Nintendo License so Kid Icarus is out... Punch Out is out... Metroid is out... though I wouldn't mond a few Samuses... Zero Suit, Varia Suit, Super Metroid "zero suit", Fusion Suit, SA-X, Dread Armor, Final Dread Armor... i mentioned all those school armors and all I would be getting is the zero suit, the super metrioid style zero suit, and the varia suit.
But if they can use a loophole full of
We could get Mega-High and Princesses would be excused...
But they could Ruby Spears Megaman and we could get 6-inch tall Mega Man... and a Roll

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