Top Gun two is going to suck ass!

So, they are making a sequel to Top Gun... They're trying to bring back some of the cast. So far it seems that the Vertically impaired, not quite sane, running enthusiast and Professional Scientologist wants to reprise his role as Maverick... This would have been GREAT News if it hadn't been for the Second half of the news...


He who wrote this turd of a movie, will write Top Gun 2... Justin Marks is a hack and should not be allowed to write anything other than Uwe Boll movies. They are perfect for each other.
freaking idiot turning Adam into effin Simba...

So, yes: Top Gun 2 is going to suck ass with a bendy straw while doing loops on a tilt-a-whirl! in order to liquefy the poop to ease in on the sucking. I would apologize for the colorful text, but if I did, then I would be softening the blow of the news of this film turned into a Scatological Masterpiece of Excremental  Magnitude! (accompanied by 4 cans of Bush's baked beans) This will be the Sharknado of Turds... a Turdnado...
I better stop channeling my inner SIGINT... Then again, Marks also wrote: The Jungle Book adaptation for Jon Favreau... (Looks like Favreau will have a LOT to do to pull off a decent movie here.)

I wish this cold would get the F out!!