Baywatch Movie is happening...

Some people stay in the darkness afraid to step into the light... and you're picturing Pam Anderson... Stop it!

I have something really important to say...
Mitch Buchannon is no longer The Hoff...

The Movie is Rated R and has Alexandra Daddario from Percy Jackson in it...
It also has another actor from San Andreas...

The Hoff is now The Rock!!

I... I don't know how I should Feel about this... Baywatch, Rated R, Alexandra Daddario, The Rock...
The R-Rating means possible nudity and Daddario has done nude scenes before. Then again, we have The Rock in it and he might show off The People's Buttcheeks! (I've heard that The Rock is kinda Related to Rikishi...) and now that the Spirit Walkers have made a ton of fuss about female nudity in movies, People's Buttcheeks are most likely. Maybe even a flaccid People's weiner.
According to IMDB, Kelly Rohrbach will be the new CJ Parker... and Zac Effron is in it too! So, we might get a High School Musical Buttshot!

Of course we're going to get a bunch of F-Bombs because of the R Rating.
But this Overly PC era scares me because it'll make Baywatch Bomb HARD... Let's be honest

THIS is why people watched Baywatch. But we'll just have to wait and see if this movie is Electrifying or if it Rock Bottoms.

All jokes aside, there is only one person who should have played Mitch Buchannon...