Feb 3, 2019

Kingdom Hearts 3 is feeling half-assed...

As much as I'm enjoying the game, there is this feeling that I'm being ripped off.
Apparently, there are only 9 worlds in KH3 and I've been to 8 of them... (have only played on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday) Not a good omen... To make matters worse Pooh was quarter-assed. The caribbean is "huge" if you drift off to the ship battle minigame, otherwise, it's super tiny. Twilight Town feels castrated in 3 compared to 2...
Then there's Arendelle... super padded out and stretched out filler...

We have to sit through Let it Go AND Do you want to build a snowman... What the bullshit is that?

Hell, The Toyboz feels very small compared to Arendelle.
Whilr I'm glad we don't revisit Agrabah or Atlantica, we revisit Hercules YET AGAIN AND THERE IS NO COLOSSEUM... also, WHY REVISIT PIRATES!?
On a positive note, there doesn't seem to be a  CARS World... or one based on A Bug's life or Finding Nemo...
Hopefully the only Marvel world in Kingdom Hearts will be worth it... yes, Big Hero 6 IS A MARVEL Property... SO MARVEL MADE IT TO KH3!!!

Still, the lack of Final Fantasy people kinda hurts...
I think I may be done in a week for the Kingdom Hearts 3 review: 867/5309 Review Rant Reminiscent  squared circlejerk... 2.7 not so final meow mix.

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