May 26, 2025

It came from the Toy Chest: My Mom wants to speak to the Manager.

 


This is a review for Figure Toys Company Ultomate Wrestling Fans Karen: She's a Blonde child with a Pageboy haircut... I could've used the Power Swoed for a Pic, fuckdammit!

Since she has no Last name, I need to give her one.

Let's see what I can come up with.

OK let's talk Karen!


Karen: I'm here to chew Bubblegum and kick ass and Kaylee threw away my last piece of gum.

Articulation 
Karen has a lot of it: 
Butterfly shoulders double jointed elbows and knees, but the ankle are the only sour point. The articulation there is kinda Limited.
But she can balance on One leg for an Illegal kick. Forgot to take pics. My bad 
4.5
Karen: Hadoken!


Paint and sculpt
FTC toys aren't huge on paint, but the little that she has is functional. For the most part, she's molded in the proper colors to require less paint. The sculpt, as I mentioned is slightly cartoony.
5.0
Her head is removable and  the peg is similar to the Adult Females, but smaller.


Accessories
She has plenty of hands, but that's it. She has a special hand with a plug for the accessory packs but that's sold separately.


 I suppose headpacks could come in the future. Heads pop off, but they're slightly difficult to do so like the Wrestling Crew figs. Their headpack is a repaint though.
5.0
Bulk: Hey there little girlie!
Skull: Are you lost?
Karen: I would like to speak with the manager... I have a problem regarding Teenagers with Attitude.


Overall:
Little Karen gets a 4.83 as her final score. If we can get improved ankle and easier to swap heads, she'd be perfect. I wish we could get character specific accessory packs...
For example the Katen Pack with a shocked face and a smiling face. Add some hands like the Peace aign, rock on horns, OK sign. Maybe even a character specific accessory like say: Karen gets an Ice cream cone, while Ben gets a chewed Hot Dog.
Karen: Kyle Rittenhouse ain't got shit on me!
Bulk: C...all... nine... one... *dies*
Skull: Bu...lk? Nine... one... what?... *dies*
Hal Jordan VO: Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only Ten I see!

She shall be Officially known as Karen Thompson.

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