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Jan 6, 2025

2k3 April Ultimates variants: The Rant

 April O'Neil. Nefty's favorite waifu right after the OG Glimmer. She has a high chance on being in Wave 3 of 2k3 TMNTU

Soft goods lab coat makes her a step up over Playmates. And it's  the perfect Basic April


This is the inevitable Back to the Sewers variant.

Then there's this canonical variant. TBH is the only BTTS variant I'd get. Even if it means pairing her up with Loser.
Spike! Did you let Cade take control while I was dropping a Casey Jones? But the more we can avoid fast forward and back to the sewers, the better.




These three pictures show one single variant. 
One that I'll dub: April at home. The body is April in her underwear as the Basic sculpt for her torso. She'll most likely get sculpted pants (I would love to have her pants be soft goods and removable for review reasons.)
The faded shirt and robe would be soft goods.
Slippers are accessories for her bare feet.
Heads would be normal, facialized, and loose hair. 
Boom!


I just want April in a shirt skirt and stockings. Personally, I would have to blazer and skirt Be soft goods and removable for articulation purposes. (No one believes me for some reason.)


Do I even need to explain this one?

But if I had to Choose only 3 variants:
Vanilla
Bride
Jumpsuit

Aug 27, 2024

Vintage Inspired TMNT variants I'd love to see as Ultimates: part 1

 While I say Vintage Variants, it's not limited to only the characters that had that variant... for example, Warriors of the Forgotten Sewer we only had Leo, Don, Rocksteady, and Bebop. No Raph or Mike. So, I'd add a Raph the Rogue and Mike the Bard... Archmage Splinter, Dreadlknight Shredder could work too.

But there are some variants that are Turtle exclusive like say: Head Droppers.

Mutant Military:
I NEED Lieutenant Leo, like Yesterday, especially if his vest can be removed... 
Yes, I'm so gonna steal the undercover Raphael trench coat to put it on that body and vanilla Leo head. Do I even need to explain the reference?
If they make the Midshipman Mike hat removable... I could not only make Shenmue references, but Metal Gear Solid references with Mikey being Old Snake.

BUUUUUUUUT, IF Playmates is a little bitch How About Mutant Military III?


Underwater infiltrator Mike:
Picture Mike in a Grey and black outfit with dull orange accents. Think a mix of Navy SEAL Mike and Solid Snake with the latter being a bigger influence. 

Heads:
Full scuba gear
Maskless Mike with camo facepaint
Maskless Mike without facepaint

Acc:
Mk23 with laser sight and supressor
MRE Pizza
MGS1 Snake wig
MGS2 Snake wig
CQC nunchaku
SDV (loosely inspired by Sewer swimming Donatello's)

Legionnaire Raph:
Dressed as a member of the French Foreign Legion but with a few Raph Red Accents.

Heads:
Legionnaire hat head
Van Damme hairstyle maskless head

Accessories:
Legionnaire Axe
FAMAS
Sai
French Beretta
French bread pizza

Spetsnaz Don:
Picture Donatello in a Spetsnaz uniform with the striped tanktop peeking from the jacket

Heads:
Red beret head
Gas Mask head

Accessories:
Ballistic knife
Dragunov Sniper Rifle.
Makarov 
Collapsible staff 
Mockba pizza

Desert Special Forces Leonardo:
Imagine Leonardo wearing a Desert camo pants with a soft goods khaki tanktop a removable plastic sleeveless camo vest.

Heads Maskless serious head
Screaming head

Accessories:
Rambo knife styled Katana
M16
Rocket launcher
Van Damme Guile wig
Liquid Snake wig
MGS2 Snake wig in black.

Vagrant Veteran Casey Jones:
Picture Casey with a Red tanktop with a soft goods jacket and Duffelbag
Heads
Unmasked
With a makeshift facemask

Accessories
Rambo knife
Soft goods poncho
Duffelbag
Makeshift golf club
M160

Disguised Wave:
We still Need Don the Undercover Turtle, but I'd like to see other characters entering the "Disguised" wave. 

I won't go into details, but here are the characters I want to see:
Casey
April
Rocksteady 
Bebop
Slash
Karai 

"Mirage" Turtles:
The Ninja Action Turtles Look Mirage-ish with the little tails. The body could be used as an "inspiration" for these ultimates.
See the Storage Shell Mike and Leo for that "Mirage-esque" style for heads. Mimic that for all 4 Turtles, add the "modern heads". Give them the brown belts and pads while keeping the individual skin tones but all red bandana and we're done.

Superheroes:
Essentially, TMNT characters making parodies of Heroes/antiheroes, and villains of existing characters... but completely ignoring Playmates vintage attempts.

Tungsten Turtle:
Donatello sporting a Metal Armor (reuse some Metalhead parts) as a nod to Ironman.
He'd have 2 heads:
Full helmet
Peeled back helmet (see Grey Fox helmet from MGS as reference) with visible face

Stunt-Turtle:
Michelangelo wearing an Orange and Green suit inspired by DareDevil's armored and Yellow with red outfits. The pouches for his Nunchucks would be on both legs.
He'd have 2 heads:
Blind bandana (black suit pre-daredevil Murdock)
Horned Cowl

Nightwatcher:
Vintagizing the CGI movie Nightwatcher by implementing some reds to the gunmetal Grey and black.

Tortu-gor:
This is an obvious nod to He-Man... taking elements from Netflix CGI He-Man mainly the pants and tanktop and combining them with traditional Barbarian He-Man elements, like a furry loincloth and furry trim on the armored bits. Maybe adding an 87 movie cape in Leonardo Blue.
2 heads:
Prince valiant hairdo 
200X hairdo

2 handed sword that looks like a half sword combined with a mechanical sword. 

Kitsune:
A Karai/Catwoman/Black Widow/Electra pastiche. 
Skintight catsuit with wrist mounted dartguns, a Kitsune mask and a small arsenal of Ninja weapons.

The Penalizer:
Rocksteady wearing a long sleeved top with removable body armor and a turtle skeleton spray painted on the armor. Purple outfit with brown long gloves and boots. It's meant to be a parody for both Nick Fury and the Punisher 

Heads:
No helmet
No helmet with Eyepatch

Accessories:
Shitload of guns

No-Koff:
Slash wearing a "bizarro" Tortu-gor outfit. Obvious nod to Faker and Bizarro. I would add a soft goods tattered hooded cloak and a skull masked head as a nod to Skeletor and a deer skull staff. 

The unbelievable Pork:
Bebop with pink body paint and olive pants.
Heads:
Growling
Screaming

Accessories:
Lou Ferrigno Hulk styled wig in purple
Half sized bent Steel Beam

The Professor:
Leatherhead dressed as a scientist. Not only is a nod to 2k3, but is also a parody of Marvel's Lizard.
Accessories:
Glasses
Flasks with chemicals

Fright Light:
Shredder in an outfit loosely inspired by the Bizarro Corps. With 虞 as the chest emblem (fear/horror in Japanese) the blades on Shredder and his helmet should glow in the dark as they're meant to be "Lantern constructs". His alternate head would be Oroku Saki with facepaint simulating a mask.

The Inquiry:
April dressed in a yellow outfit in a Question/ Rorschach outfit
Heads:
-Ninja April hair on a normal April head
-head with hat and "mostly featureless mask"
-Ninja April facemask head with hat (nod to the Shadow)

Accessories: 
Handguns and revolvers

Roboduck:
AceDuck in an Inspector Gadget/Robocop/Gizmo Duck homage:
Gadget for the Silly weapons and a Hybrid Gizmoduck/Robocop for the looks.

That's it for now... I'm saving other variants for another filler rant.