May 19, 2010

Odd news and ends MAY 19th 2009... I mean 2010

Holy crap! things seem to be getting better in Bayformers land.
Shia LaBeouf admits that Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the Nuking Fridge sucked... and that Bayformers 2 sucked more balls than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

You lost a bit of the relationships. Unless you have those relationships, then the movie doesn’t matter. Then it’s just a bunch of robots fighting each other.
The only thing I disagree with Shia LaBeouf is the bold part. That's pretty much what Transformers is about. If you listen to the theme song it says:
♪Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons! Transformers *Funky transforming Kgh! sounds* Robots in Disguise!♫

Last time I checked it wasn't:
♪Sam Witwicky tries to be faithful to Mikaela while trying to save the world form the Decepticons and Sam's mom eats some hash brownies too♫

People don't give a damn about Mikaela, the Witwickys (except Spike and Sparkplug...) nor John Tuturro's character.

But wait that's not all!

I'm sorry Megan but YOU'RE FIRED!!! from Transformers 3... Now if someone could do something about Michael Bay... OK I'm not really sorry. She's one of the things that ruined Transformers, so one thing less to complain about...
Oh yes! YES! Oh F-Word YES! ♪No more Megan Fox! YEAH!♫

On other movie news, Russel Crowe snaps when called out on his "Aussie-Irish" Robin Hood

Then again not all Robin Hoods are Cary Elwes. At least Russell did not go Gladiator on the interviewer. He's quitting smoking but it does not change the fact that Russel did not sound English in BatGladiator Begins 2...

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