May 4, 2010

Odds and Ends: the day before Cinco de Mayo...

By Odin! Chirs Hemsworth looks awesome as Thor!!
Behold the Mighty god of Thunder in all of his Asgardian glory!!
He is Wearing the Modern version of Thor's Costume (without his Helm) and the snazzy "Lord Thor" Beard. I would've preffered the Classic Costume... who am I kidding? The new version is very similar to the Classic Version with Extra Armor... Still Thor looks Freaking Awesome!! BTW check the ending of Ironman 2 The Mighty Mjolnir (Thor's Hammer) makes a Cameo, kinda like Samuel MFword-ing L. Jackson made a cameo in the first Iron Man...
Wow... Miley's brother-in-law is an Asgardian god...

Ugh! Looks like the bastardization of The Karate Kid is moving along swimmingly... Here's the International Poster... The movie is coming June 11th 2010... I pity this foo... (The A-Team is coming the same day...) guess which movie I'm gonna see... I'll give you a hint, Will Smith has NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!! Why am I hating on Karate Kid? Is it Jaden Smith? Yeah there is some of that... I can't stand Jaden Smith. Yeah, hating on a little kid seems rude and whatever... but most of all his appearances make me want to punch him in the face. (He's either playing a Gary Stu character or he's just an annoying brat!!) Either way I don't like the kid. Is it Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith Producing and promoting their kid? A little bit... Is it because the movie is set in China and Dre (Jaden Smith) is learning Kung Fu and Chinese from Jackie Chan and not Karate? A lot of that... Is it because this time the kid is really a kid and not a teen? Some of that. Is it perhaps because it's yet another needless remake of a movie? Mostly that... While we're at it let's remake Back To the Future and use one of the Sprouse Twins as Marty McFly? (Maybe they'll change the name Marty McFly to something else...)

Ok, Hank Azaria IS Gargamel...Hank Azaria you ask? The guy who gets stomped in the Matthew Broderick movie with the big Mutant Iguana... that THE KING OF MONSTERS whupped it's reptile butt... He also voices almost every character in the simpsons...
I still don't like the Smurfs in New York aspect, but Hank Azaria IS Gargamel!! BTW Wolfgang Puck is in this movie... (He'll probably be the Chef/Baker/something with the kitchen Smurf... I forgot his name)

Hadoken!

This is a Street Fighter fan film teaser trailer... Looks way better than The abomination of Chun Li... I mean Street "Fighter" the "Legend" of "Chun Li"
Now if we could get a Phoenix Wright TV series...

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