Yet another I want Pizzaface rant:

 Happy Turkey Day, 'Muricans!

I want Pizzaface. The end.

I've talked how to Deplaymatesize him before:

-Soft goods hat

-soft goods/plastic hybrid Apron with knife sheath. 

-Obviously more painted details on body and accessories would be a great help. 

-Enhancing texture on existing sculpt, Like jean texture on his jeans. 

-taking the Pizza cutter peg leg and:

Making the cutter leg "functional" and using the pizza box as a pseudo stand.

- sacrifice the Ninja Pizza shield to appease Playmates.

-to replace the shield we add more disgusting pizzas

-heads:

Prototype head with the madball siamese twin biting main head.

 Head based by the Jim Lawson art.

Shredder's Revenge styled head. (Just like Bishie Rat King)

 -Extra Legs: a Metal Pizza Peel could be used as an alternate leg in addition to the Mega cutter and cleaver legs. I would even add a rolling pin DESPITE NO PIZZA CHEF WORTH THEIR SALT WOULD HAVE ONE. Then again Pizzaface is NOT a good chef.

He'll, the vintage toy's plastic apron could be converted into a removable belt and have a second soft goods apron "to appease Playmates".

Honestly, I'm curious to see what the fourhorsemen did woth their Pizzaface. 

In any case gobble gobble!