MAGA Men vs The Liberals: A series of Celebrities part of a Super team of Agents defending MAGA Across the globe. Basically crossing James Bond with Celebrities that support Donald Trump.
Dean Cain: codename: Super ICE
Using the Fat body with new long pant legs. Blue t-shirt, blue pants with reddish brown shoes.
Accessories:
Various hands
Handgun
ICE Badge
Kevin Sorbo: codename: Heracles
Wearing a yellow button up shirt, brown pants and boots.
Accessories
Various hands
Police Baton
Billy Ray Cyrus: codename: Achy Breaky Kid
Sporting the suit body without a tie in brown blazer and pants and black shirt. His pants have new lower legs with cowboy boots.
Accessories:
Cowboy hat
Soft goods duster
Dual Revolvers
Various hands
Rob Schneider: codename: copymaker
Wearing the standard T-shirt body in Grey with blue jeans.
Accessories:
Various hands
Shotgun
Kristi Swanson: codename: Slaaay
the Only female on the team so far
Using the female body with white Referee shoes:
Purple crop top, green tights.
Accessories:
Various hands
Pair of knives
Steven Seagal: codename: Tovarich
Sent by Putin as a Russian-American liaison:
Using the Fat body with new long sleeved arms:
Accessories:
Alternate clean shaven head
Various Hands:
Extra hands because Seagal is the Aikido Master.
But the MAGA Men need enemies:
The Liberals: A group of Secret Agents who promote Liberal values across the globe.
Miley Cyrus: codename: Dual worlds
Female body: with Amber boots red shirt with black sleeves, blue jeans and brown boots
Accessories:
Alternate head with Blonde Hannah styled hair.
Hands
Dual revolvers
LeBron James: codename GOAT
Wearing the suit body and blazer in purple with a yellow shirt and purple tie.
Accessories:
Cartoon ball bombs in orange
Various Hands
Matt Damon: codename: MATT DAMON!
T-shirt body in Grey with black blazer, black pants and shoes
Accessories:
Various hands
Handgun
Alternate MATT DAMON! head
Alec Baldwin: codename: Fake Trump
Using the same body and same colors as Trump.
Accessories:
Alternate Trump disguise in cartoony orange facepaint and bad wig.
Trump hands.
George Clooney: codename: Fledermaus
Wearing a blue suit with a Grey shirt and yellow tie.
Accessories:
Multiple hands:
Boomerangs
Oprah: codename: Oprah:
Using a modified fat body to have Oprah in a pantsuit.
Accessories:
Various hands
Handgun
Alternate Whoopi Goldberg head.
Now for rhe leader of the Liberals:
Bill Clinton:
It HAD to be Bill Clinton. He's the Mastermind behind everything. He's had people commit suicide throughout the ages. Also he's on Epstein's list. He's the Ultimate Anti-MAGA villain.
Brand new shirtless torso and wearing only a speedo. New bare feet.
Accessories:
Alternate Smoking Cigar head
Various hands
Blue dress from female announcer.
As you can see, this is a parodic take on celeb culture wars. Oprah, I'd need two of. One to have a Whoopi to use on my TMNT display, and Oprah for the 9000+ penises joke.
Of course I'd be getting Seagal. Dean Cain may be a skip... damn, that's a low blow picking Rob Schneider over Dean Cain.
The warring Cyruses I'd get for reasons...
Bron I can skip. But I NEED Alec Baldwin and MATT DAMON!! for obvious reasons. Yes, it's a Team America Reference. Clooney, I only want him so Mr. Cade can beat him up for Batman and Robin.
But the pièce de résistance is none other than Bill Clinton. Of course , I would have to get an extra announcer body to display a normal version of him, but if his body is a speedo underneath, I can have President Horndog! But let's be honest. I'm so keeping Bill Clinton in the blue dress. It's just so hilariously evil.
This list is not meant to be taken seriously... even though I'd probably buy most of this line... yes, I'd start with the Cyruses... those who visit the fanfic corner know why.
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