It apparently played on the 17th and 20th In the US... things like these rarely happen in Puerto Rico...
Well, color me Surprised... If this is True, guess what I'll be doing on Monday evening!?
- Wake up
- Shower
- Brush my teeth
- Eat breakfast
- Get dressed
- Drive to the nearest theater
- Watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Return home
- Order Domino's
- Eat said Pizza
Ask my old man for a Ninja Turtles figure.
Oh no, my Old Man isn't dead. It's just that our relationship works better with him doing his own thing and not being reminded on the failure that is his genetic dead end son. Meanwhile, I can pretend to act like a functional adult without getting a daily reminder how much of a failure I am, because I'm well aware of how much my life sucks and how awful I am for being against of passing off my accursed genes.
It's a win-win for everyone.
I get to forget how much my life sucks by using a bit of nostalgia. Fuck! He just texted me.
Literally, to let me know about this movie.
Fuckdammit! I'm now crying. Won't post the text, but a loose translated summary:
Son:We don't get along, because we butt heads too much. But I know that you never outgrew He-Man and the Turtles. You probably know this already, but they're going to show the original movie we watched when you were a kid. If you didn't, then showings start tomorrow.God Bless You.
It fucking pisses me off! Because now I look irrational for holding on to my grudge. But every time we try to reconcile issues arise and sooner or later we're butting heads. It's one step forwards and two steps back. So the best way to win is to not play, but now I sound unhinged.
Pizza Hut has superb evenly slicing skills. That was my $2 personal pizza from Tuesday.
Update:
March 2026:
Yes, Secret of the Ooze is getting rereleased.
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