Sep 2, 2025

It came from the Toy Chest: Claw Spaniard dude


 I am talking about Balrog in Japan, Vega in the USA. the Spanish Ninja Matador dude... Narcissistic, shallow, and has an aversion for Ug-lee.

Articulation:
Standard Jada Articulation. His sash is soft goods carefully attached to a hook on his waist. BE CAREFUL!! Careful with the claw... it could snap if he shelf dives.
4.5
Vega: Solo los guapos triunfan.
Nefty: ¿Me dijiste feo?
Vega: ¿Acaso prefieres que te llame abominación peor que el adefesio de Brasil?
Nefty: Te voy a desfigurar más de lo que tu padrastro desfigurada a tu madre muerta.


Paint and sculpt:
Vega feels slightly off. It could be I got used to Alpha's lankier look. The soft goodss sash works but fails at the same time. The fabric is a bit too stiff to make the proper folds and creases and make it flow as it would in 1/1 scale. Also, his paint job is Sprite.Accurate not art accurate, so gold claw triggers me.
4.5
Vega: ¡Os voy a romper a pedazos!
Nefty: Wrong game, maricón!
Vega: ¡Joder! Yo no soy maricón! ¡A mí me gustan las mujeres como Cammy!
Nefty: Si mi aritmética no me falla, tú conociste a Cammy en 1989. Ella nació en 1974. Tú naciste en 1967... eres un Epsteiniano...
Vega: Efebofilia, gordo de mierda. No confundais la gimnasia con la magnesia.


Accessories:
Alternate head
Alternate hands
Removable claw
Mask
Slash effect

I know Jada usually gives less stuff. Somehow this Vega feels incomplete. He needed a clawless fist in order to truly have the bare minimum.
4.5
Nefty: Por cosas así los Gringos Trumpeños creen que todos los Hispanos son Mejicanos.
Vega: Los Mexicanos son casi tan feos como los Puertorriqueños. Ludwika Paleta es la que salva a los Diegos y Lupitas de ser considerados abominación de raza impura entre los salvajes y la belleza europea.
Nefty: Sólo estoy de acuerdo de que Ludwika es atractiva.
Vega: ¡Callaos, abominación contaminada por indígenas y negros!
Nefty: Avanza y lánzate.


Overall:
Mr. Matador gets a 4.5 as his final score.
Despite Scoring Lower than the SHF Vega (that broke one day and is a hunk of unfixable junk. I even tried UV resin to fix the ball cup on his waist/crotch joint and nothing. So Jada lives.
Vega: Yooooo-aaayyyy!
Nefty: ¡Horiuket!

Vega: !Gané!
*police sirens*
Nefty: Oh shit! It's ICE! Offisahs! Good thing youw awe heah! I had to rassle this beanah MS13 membah. God Bless Trump! 
Vega: Oh Pliss don't tell me joo belief that ugly fat fock. Wait, joo are ugly fat focks too!

Note: Disclaimer, Tigger warning: the story involves mocling Vegq's narcissistic nature and his shallow views of his discrimination for physical appearance 

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