It came from the Toy Chest: From playing with kids to Tantric sex

 Barney the Dimosaur... I have a fucking Barney Action Figure 

DaDuq did Mattel do to Barney?

Mattel apparently axed tbe reboot due to poor reception.

I mean this is what we had... Mattel, I'd buy a 1:12-1:10 Super articulated Barney and maybe some kids. My Santa needs children. 

Yes... there is a reason why I picked those two pics of Classic Barney. They feature former Disney alumni, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.

I mean you made this thing with Barney and Netflix baby Guile. I don't care about the kid. This was $2 at Marshall's. So I got it mainly for the pretzel.

To be fair, I can use creepy psycho Barney as a stuffed toy for Karen.

I hate the cocaine Yoshi look this Barney has.

Barney has 6 poa while baby Guile has 4. Both legs are fused on baby Guile and they move together.

I won't be giving them an actual review. Because these are discounted toys for preschoolers and honestly I just got them for the pretzel...

But seriously Mattel a Collectors oriented Barney and friends... maybe add a Backyard Gang Barney with the deeper purple and dark green and toss in alternate heads based on the actors who played Barney... yes... I'm totally asking this for the Tantric sex reference.

But we could also get the human cast... not just the children. I want the adults too. Would like to have a WWE Scaled Sandy Duncan. Mainly for ALF and totally not a reference of her being the OG AppleJack.

Also... Madison Pettis was one of Barney's friends.

No reason at all... No, I'm not going to ask for Corey in the House toys.