Passion of the Christ 2 is actually happening!?

 Jesus Tittyfucking Christ! What the Hell is Mel Gibson Smoking!?  Wait, I could've sworn I've mentioned this already...

My rant still stands: Jim Caveziel is WAY TOO OLD to be playing Jesus 3 Days after the Passion. Maia Morgenstern, who played Mary is 61... and it shots. Don't get me wrong, she's aesthetically pleasing for a 61 year old woman, but she doesn't look as well as her 38-39 year old self when Filming The Passion of the Christ 1. 

Family Guy called it. 

Waiting 22 years for a sequel for events that happened 3 days after the first one is a moronic move. Both Passion and Passion 2: Christian Boogaloo should've been filmed Back to Back.

Now we wait Jesus is He-Man... speaking of, where are my Jesus Figures from the Biblical Adventures Kickstarter?