This post is going to be 99.9% Turtle Free
Chuck Norris:
We have Bruce Lee from The way of the Dragon, so we need a Matching Chuck Norris with the cat.
We also need a Ranger Chuck (reference to Walker)
Karate Kommandos Chuck is obvious.
I want a Total Gym Chuck with a Total Gym.
Jackie Chan:
Mostly the Who am I? Jackies... Africa Jackie, Who am I? Jackie...
Can we get a Videogame hallucination Jackie?
Steven Seagal:
Above The Law
Hard to Kill
Under Siege
Against the Dark
Steven Seagal: Lawman
Fat Ranma carrot eating Seagal
Last Action Hero:
This one is self explanatory. They'd be movie based but with a couple of nods to the Mattel toys. Jack, Ripper,Benedict, Danny, Whitney...
Mortal Kombat 95:
Plus Super7 gets parts reuse on the MK Ninjas: it's a win-win, Nefty!
Cade, what the Hell?
GameDude hello, videogames... that includes movie adaptations.
OK, whatever. But yeah. I just want a Linden Ashby as Cage, Connor Macleod as Raiden and Cary-Hiroyuki Tanaka as Shang Tsung. And the rest of MK1 folks.
Street Fighter 1994 The Movie and The Gane.
The reason I suggested the Gane is to get Ernie Reyes Sr. As Akuma. The movie is to get The Best part of the movie immortalized in plastic.Uh... no, but they are welcome. Did you know that Ken is half Mexican?
So that makes him a MexiKen?
And Spanish Matador is Code Talker... in any case... do you agree this would be awesome?
The Old Man is screaming 'Yes! Yes!' So he agrees.
He has taste.
Vanilla Ice:
He's Turtle Adjacent. That's why I said the rant was 99.9% Turtle free. I'll leave the secret of the ooze version to meccaI'll leave The Secret Of The Ooze version to NECA.
Then maybe a Cool as Ice Vanilla Ice.
Weird Al Yankovic:
With Eat it alone you have 3 different Als.
I'd take an Amish Paradise Al... and the butter churner.
Masturbation jokes, how cute.
Shut up, Cade! I was going to make Paula Deen jokes.
Last but not least a Normal Weird Al figure with his accordion, a Grilled Cheese Sandwich, a Stop Motion Al from Jurassic Park video and an orange and grey toy dump truck. (If possible get the OK from Hasbro to get Ponified Weird Al as a substitute for the Cheese sandwich) rubber chicken! Yeah! Give Al a rubber chicken.
Forget everything I just said...
This is the Weird Al figure we need!Old Spice dudes:
Remember the Old Spice ads?
Isaiah Mustsfa... then the ads got Terry Crews and there was an all out war going on?Well, I do.
Dude, that sounds kinda gay... Why do you want a scantily clad Isiah Mustafa and Terry Crews?
Because, I can't ask for a White Chicks Terry Crews without asking for the whitewashed Wayans. Also I don't think that our wave of Brooklyn 99 figures would sell. I mean I would probably buy Jake, Amy, Captain Holt, but would definitely be getting Rosa, Terry, and Gina.
Surf Ninjas:
Yes, Ernie Reyes Jr. Is in this and so is Kelly Hu, but this isn't TMNT Related. I just watched the movie a few nights ago.
It has a small cast of characters:
The 2 princes( Johnny and Adam)
Iggy
Zatch
Lt. Spence
Ro-May
Colonel Chi
Chi's soldier (army builder)
Forged in Fire:
Yes, the History Channel Reality Show... or at least Doug Marcaida with lots of blades, an arm cast and a bandaged up right hand... most importantly
You want to spend $55 + S&H for a MEME!?
Yes. But I wouldn't mind getting the other Judges as well.
Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff:
As much as I dislike Will Smith, this is the only Will Smith figure. I would like to get... Add Jazxy Jeff just for him to get thrown out by the Shredder.
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