Huh? Playmates Crazy TMNT Variants are at it again...

Remember the crazy variants of TMNT past? Like...
but with TMNT
or the Ugly Child-bearing hipped Turtles...
Well, Playmates is at it again:

They have a Crossover that I thought it would have NO CHANCE IN HELL... What? No Vinnie Mac Titantron?

Well, Here's how it goes:
Leonardo is now

JOHN CENA!!
Donatello doesn't do Machines but...

He loses to a Part timer at Wrestlemania...
Raphael... Well, he's

Sting? I expected Raph to be Brock Lesnar...

And last but not least, Mikey... Please let him be Hogan, Please let him be Hogan...

Yup, you guessed it: Macho Man Randy Savage's spirit lives on through Michelangelo...
And you know what I'm thinking, guys... If Randy Savage lives on Through Mikey, that means:

SLIM JIM PIZZA TIME!! Also, that's a real thing: Slim Jim Pizza.
But yeah, WWE is having a Crossover with TMNT by having the Turtles cosplay as WWE Superstars past and Present. Apparently, they're exclusive to Wal*Mart.