JCVD vs JDF? Much more interesting than JDF vs Chicken Man Punk...

Colonel Guile tried to fight THE Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger in Méjico.

THE 57 year old Universal Soldier wanted to lock the 44 year old ass of THE Power Ranger.
Apparently this fight was 22 years in the making... Back in 1995 JCVD brushed off JDF at the premiere of Power Rangers the movie. In 2010, JCVD was looking for challengers for a real fight and JDF volunteered as tribute.

And last Saturday, JCVD decided it was time to d-d-d-d-duel! And I don't mean in Children's card games.

He tried to ambush JDF, who didn't back down and the Muscles from Brussels wimped out. I guess I was lucky that JCVD didn't kick my ass when I was 9 (or 10). Then again, the headline JCVD kicks 9 (or 10)-year old boy's ass for making a horrible Bloodsport impression would've made him look bad. Before you ask here's the story:
I was 9 or 10 and we were on a resort. I had seen Bloodsport and was super pumped about it. I was doing an impression of the scene where JCVD's character gets hit with the blinding powder and he's trying to focus in order to fight Bolo Yeung.
A man (that looked a lot like JCVD) with a weird accent starts laughing and clapping. The guy mentions Bloodsport as the answer to my impression. He pays my head and says something to my mom as he leaves with two other dudes, who I now believe were part of his security detail. I'm not sure if it was really him, but my Mom swore it was. Sadly that was before we had smartphones so there were no pics of that event. I want to believe that it was really him... Otherwise the whole JCVD could've kicked my ass if he's the massive douche that JDF claims JCVD is joke would not make any sense.

All jokes aside, I kinda want to see this fight happen... JCVD vs JDF, not JCVD vs me. He'd kick my ass so hard that the next me wannabe would feel it!