Action figures, Movies, Games, TV shows, things I like, Things I hate, weird news old or recent... they're fair game for my rants.
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According to Nintendo's official statement, the delay is necessary to "assess the potential impact of tariffs and evolving market conditions." The news sparked immediate backlash online, where frustrated gamers squarely blamed Trump for the disruption.
This whole Tariff issue will most likely put the Switch 2 past the $500 price tag, which would be counterproductive to Nintendo. Especially after they moved their factories from China during Trump's first presidency. Now the Vietnamese and Cambodian factories are gonna be hit with almost 50% tariffs.
This will hit a LOT MORE than just videogames. It will hit pretty much everything. Toys, clothes, appliances, parts, furniture, you name it. This means that the Advent Calendar might end in 2026 as I have some old stuff to review and there will be a shortage of post 2024 toys.
MotU connoisseur, Jukka Issakainen, with whom I've had the pleasure to converse back when I was in the CotFO has brought to my attention this YouTube video via Facebook.
The video is wrongly labeled as a stargate movie set. Here are a few Pic in case the video gets removed.
That's the Jawbridge...
Check the guy in the middle with the reddish shirt and dark blue pants... seem familiar?
The little we're seeing of Castle Grayskull is looking very Castle Grayskull like. I'm not gonna lie. I am very wary about the movie. But these small visuals gave me hope that it won't be a total shit fest. It's the Earth crap that worries me... and some cast choices.
I'm in a mixed bag here. I don't love it, but I don't hate it. The director is the guy from Chip 'n Dale movie... and various specials for SNL. The other two writers were the writers for CnD and Doolitle... that last part is scary.
Also Seth McFarlane is producing. So that might explain why it's Neeson season.
Also, it's a sequel, as you can see in the trailer
I'm a bit wary be cause it's current year and current year tends to dislike non-squeaky clean comedy.
Disgruntled Mattel employees might be mad, because Mattel didn't lose the rights to MOTU in 2023. Not saying any names but I'm talking about Scott Neitlich. Faithful reader, who doesn't get the favor returned... mainly because I'm an asshole and he's no longer relevant. I have a contractual obligation where I have to mention him at least once a year. Apparently they are faithful to the toys and world... but the whole Earth thing makes me doubtful...
We'll just have to wait for a trailer to drop, but we're 2 years away from the release date. But at least it doesn't sound like a full trainwreck like Max Steel.
We have Genghis Frog in Ultimates. We're missing Napoleon to complete the Playmates two as We're missing the other two to complete the quartet. The problem is that we don't know where Classic line stands as it is with Playmates being a bunch of whiny bitches with the Master License.
I hope we can at least get Napoleon, because that way we can get a second body for the other two frogs. Otherwise, Rasputin, Napoleon, and Atilla will be Genghis repaints with new heads and weapons. With Napoleon around we can circumvent the whole Every frog is Genghis.
Napoleon, can be reused with Attila the frog. Let's talk Napoleon first:
Sculpt would be similar to Playmates, but having the back accents painted. The fly patterns on the shirt would be painted and not sculpted. The necklace would be removable, just like Genghis.
Two heads (vintage based and a new open mouth head)
The usual suspects for hands are a given.
Now Accessories:
-Peace Medallion. This one is in order to have a different Necklace for Attila.
-2× Snake whips: one coiled like the vintage toy and another in an action pose.
-New sewer Gas sign shield. The changes in design and colors are to appease Playmates.
-The Fly Swatter would be changed from traditional square swatter to the tennis racket shaped swatter.
-The Fly Boy buddy might be sacrificed to appease Playmates.
That more or less is what would take for a basic Ultimates Napoleon. Now let's begin on an Attila.
We start with a more grayish tones for Attila based on some horny toads. For heads we start using the alternate Open mouth head from Napoleon and a new second head with his tongue trying to lick his right eye.
His shirt will be Neon Pink with bright Yellow Orange, green, and blue parrot and palm tree leave designs. Think Magnum PI's red shirt.
The pants would be teal and purple. The flip flops would be mismatched in teal and purple.
Hands would be the same as Napoleon now Accessories are the question:
- Round Medallion
-Fugu Mace inspired by Storage Shell Raph, but with real chain and it attaches to the fish by the mouth.
-Fish shank inspired by Storage Shell Don.
-Box of chocolate covered Grasshoppers.
-Yield sign Shield
-sunglasses
So now that we got an Attila, we need to work on a Rasputin while using the Genghis body
We need to start with heads:
Vanilla Genghis head with brown eyes, skin tone closer to Leonardo. His shirt should be Cheez whiz orange with purple designs for the Hawaiian shirt. His pants would have a Red Crotch and Orange legs (like a reverse Genghis).
His second head is a squinting head for arrow flinging. Third head is a crazy angry head.
For hands we need New Archery hands in addition to the usual.
Accessories:
- New Necklaces inspired BY Mr. T's.
-Bow and arrows. If possible reuse Splinter's
-New belt with hip quiver and a loop for a club.
- Swamp club
- GF Battle Axe. A Battle Axe intended for Genghis so he can have his Toon inspired Weapon.
Here's the crazy thing: Super7 could also release Deluxe "Reversed Punk Frogs"
With alternate Unique weapons in some cases: Hear me out...
Horny toad versions of Genghis and Rasputin. They could call these supermutated frogs:
A Genghis colors Napoleon repaint with a Sharpened Stop Sign.
A Rasputin colors Attila repaint with a crossbow.
Normal frog versions of Napoleon and Attila as depowered versions:
Genghis repaint in Napoleon colors with the snake whip (action pose) and shield
Rasputin repaint in Attila colors with the Fugu Mace and Fish shank
This allows you to have combined versions of the Frogs however you like them.
It's a Spider-Man 3 Black Suit Spider-Man with a Bully Maguire head.
$30 at Hasbro Pulse. Ouch! I mean it's not really a Bully Maguire figure. But
Suit body with the Peter Parker tieless torso in black and this head and boom! Hasbro could even throw a diorama of the storefront and make it a "Maximum series" Bully Maguire.
This list is 100% Vanilla Ice free... aside this reference.
I know that last week I made a random list that included some music people. It was THAT rant that made me make this one. But it's 10 Musical acts that aren't Vanilla Ice. I will also NOT include Weird Al, Fresh Cuck, Steven Seagal, or Jackie Chan.
See? Seagal is a Musical act.
And Jackie Chan will make a Cantonese Man out of me.
10: Eminem: My Name Is/ The Real Slim Shady
My Name is: The song that started it all. There are various outfits to choose from. Naked Slim Shady with flasher coat is unlikely. That leaves the TV shades, which I honestly don't care about. So we have Jumpsuit Shady, Straight jacket Shady, or bench Shady. Personally, I would go for the straight jacket version.
The Real Slim Shady, the sequel no one expected, but it exists. It also has Eminem in various outfits.
Hospital gown Shady, Tom Green Parody Shady, or T-shirt and Jeans Shady.
Most folks would want the Most Vanilla Eminem. But I'd go for the Straight Jacket from My Name is, Tom Green Shady, and Vanilla Eminem from The Real Slim Shady. Though the third one I'd just get the Deluxe figure.
9: Snoop Dogg:
Any Snoop Dogg figure will do. But he needs Weed Paraphernalia, because Snoop Dogg.
One of these is a convicted criminal. The other is Snoop Dogg. Not gonna Lie, I would like a Martha Stewart Ultimates to pair off with Snoop Dogg! Fo' shizzle!
8: Sir Mix-a-Lot:
I don't even need to say the song. You know what song I'm talking about. Random fruit shown on the video would be his accessories.
Heads would be: with hat, without hats, removable glasses.
7: MC Hammer: U can't Touch this
While one could argue that he's a TMNT reference. But
Pants wouldnhave to be Soft goods to preserve articulation, because plastic pants would make a "statue" from the waist down.
6: Insane Clown Posse: Miracles
Actually, these don't need to be Ultimates.These could easily work as Deluxe releases. Also, I'm not saying it, so I can't get another Violent J and repaint it as Guy Fieri... or the guy from Smashmouth.
Now that I finished the Rappers, we're entering Nefty's wants and it's gonna get a little weird, it's gonna get a little wild... Star vs the forces of evil reference not intended.
5: Dolly Parton:
I just want a Dolly Parton Figure because Dolly Parton.
While I could go for classic Dolly, I want this Dolly... and that Miley as well. But my display requires a Modern Dolly and Miley. Soft good outfit for articulation reasons.
4: Miley Cyrus:
Dolly got the cat out of the bag. So might as well mention her now. But this is better than asking for a Hannah Era Miley, or the Out of Control era Miley. So 30 year old Miley it is. Like with Dolly, soft goods outfit for articulation reasons.
3: Billy Ray Cyrus:
Remember the Billy Ray dressed up like an Extra for Red Dead Redemption? Or the pink clad Cowboy from Old Town Road with Lil' Nas X. Yes, I wasn't bending to give Mr.Cyrus a revolver and make Ocelot references.
All jokes aside. I'm a bit worried about his health, both physical and mental.
His performance at Trump's iinaugurationwas awful as he sounded sick and didn't look well on stage.
2: Britney Spears:
My loneliness is killing me and I must confess. I still believe still believe! When I'm not with you. I lose my mind, give me a sign. Yes, I'm singing Baby one more time.
I wanted to go with It's Britney, bitch! Buuuuut! Part of me also wanted Umbrella wielding Bald Britney in a Street Fighter Bonus stage. But if Teen Britney makes people uncomfortable, we could always go Toxic.
Everyone will say Flight Attendant Britney, Redheaded Black Widow Britney, or the Black haired Mutant Britney
Me? The "Gozer-esque" outfit Britney. No, Cade, not because she's wearing the least amount of clothing, but it's the closest to Vanilla looking Britney. Also, Flight Attendant Brotney makes me too uncomfortable.
1: Jennifer Love Hewitt:
What? SHE HAD A MUSIC VIDEO and her song was part of the I Still Know What You Did Last Summer soundtrack.
Honorable Mentions:
Lance Bass of N*Sync;
I won't add the entire group, so I chose my favorite member. Why Not Justin?
Justin isn't Sephiroth... Lance Bass is.
Tom Green:
The infamous Bum Bum song that even Eminem mocked. It was.
Either the bum bum song or feel your balls so you don't get cancer...
Christina Aguilera:
Yes, Genie in a Bottle was the song I thought of. Hell I think that's the only Christina Aguilera song I know.
Zac Efron:
HSM2 is the reason why he's here.
I was tempted to pick Ashley Tisdale with Fabulous.
Aubrey Peeples: The Way I Was:
I hated the Jem movie, BUT this song was the closest thing to a Jem "video".
Sisqo:
I needs a plastic thong thong thong thong thong! And having Sisqo cartwheeling for it seems fun.
Dee Snider:
Take the ReAction, make it an Ultimates!
That's how we're gonna take it. Yes, we're gonna take it!
Danzig:
Super7 made a pseudo MOTU Glenn Danzig... Make an Ultimates!
No, this has nothing to do with Deadpool and Wolverine
It's the fucking Black Jesus and Stigmata, right?
Pretty much. Don't forget the burning crosses.
The clan hates people like you... Hispanic and Catholic.
I'm pointing out the controversial parts of the video. I do not associate with Klansmen for the reasons you stated and let's lea e it at that otherwise I'll ramble about genes and how I refuse to pass mine on. Wait, NOW you show up, Cade? I thought you'd show up by Miley or almost naked Britney.
I mean, do they have Merchandise plans for when the movie comes out? I'm talking Toys and videogames. We know that AAA Games take a ridiculous amount of time. Also, I'm not looking at Mobile games, as those rarely qualify as real games. Not saying any names but Tappers of Grayskull I'm looking at you.
On the toy front, I know what to expect: Masterverse styled figures with beer goggles passing likeness to the actors. Maybe some Origons figures with even worse likenesses.
But it's current year and everyone knows that toys are mostly bought by old heads... fortysomethings who are desperately clinging to their childhoods as they are closely getting to the Senior Citizen age. Kids this day prefer video games over toys... sadly even at gaming kids these days suck since they prefer Roblox, Fortnite, or Minecraft.
A Videogame, more specifically a AA Game might be beneficial for MOTU, IF DONE Properly. A 2D Platformer would be an interesting choice. A cross between Mega Man and Classic Castlevania games could work. 2D sprites or 3D graphisx with the game being 2D could work.
A Beat-em up like Shredder's Revenge or Rita's Rewind could also work with MOTU. Theoretically speaking it's an "easy to make" genre.
Obviously a Fighting game is a AA level game. The roster can be expanded with DLC and skins can be added.
But there is one genre that would be completely INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE. Stylized Kart Racing Game.
Think Chocobo Racing but with MOTU Characters:
He-Man riding Battle Cat, Faker riding Duplicat, Evil Lyn riding Screeech, Duncan riding the Battle Ram, Fisto Riding Stridor, Tri-Klops riding Roton, Trap Jaw riding the Land Shark, etc.
Of course the game would have unlockables/DLC like Zodac riding his chair, Marlena riding the Rainbow Warrior, Stratos and Buzz-Off needing no Ride. The Mighty Sphincter riding a spade hoverboard. Oh no, I've been giving far too much thought to this kart Racing game.
In any case a game where you get to roam across Eternia is highly unlikely until PS7 if Mattel starts working on it now.
It wasn't BAAAAD, but it wasn't good. I'm going to go on a small rant here. The plot is OK, but what made it hard to watch the movie was the "realistic CGI" it made the movie feel soulless from a visual point of view. It would've been better if this movie had been made in traditional animation.
If you want to have dumbass soccer player, have him as a guest character. My guess is that some rich idiot bought SNK and is imposing things he likes on SNK product.
Mohammed bin Salman is that idiot. He also owns the soccer guy and is in a "partnership" to own the Valencia team. So basically, a rich idiot, bought his way into SNK and is forcing his wants and bribing his buddies and ruining the games. Fuck Mohammed bin Salman, Fuck Cristiano Ronaldo, and Fuck this bullshit. This will not attract new players. FIFA People will buy the game for the novelty factor and might not even play it.
Once the Ronaldinho bullshit wears out Fatal Fury will fade into obscurity once more.
Next KoF might end up getting a team of whatever celebs the Saudi Prince wants to kiss up to.
NECA Made M3gan... we need VICI for obvious reasons. Speaking of...
A part of me wants a NECA Bill Cosby. Yes, for all the jokes about Rapey Cosby... especially if it's Devil Cosby from The Devil and Max Devlin.
NECA has the rights to Elvis and Elton John... but statues. For Elvis and MEGO styled Elton John... I want 1:10 scaled versions of them.
Ooh! Gary Coleman... NECA should do Different Strokes Coleman and Super7 the cartoon Coleman that's an angel.
OK I want a Gary Coleman so he can referee the VICI and M3gan fight. Oh crap, I think I may be drunk... but Tomorrow's my day off, so screw it. I'll just stay inside and pretend I have a life!
The console itself isn't bad but the price points are awful. Thanks, Trump!
I just don't see parents throwing Playstation 5 Xbox Series X styled money on multiple portable consoles for their kids. Self-reliant kids who used to Mow lawns for games, will now have to sell drugs because the games are $90 + taxes. Digital are $80 + taxes though. Not just Triple A games, shovelware games will be at that price too.
Better hope your dock has no issues...
Otherwise you'll lose $110+ Taxes. Thanks, Trump!
I REAALY HOPE the Joycons are using Hall effect sensors, because if not...
$70+ taxes, which is similar to the old controls, but again, hello! Joycon drift would make people get even madder at Nintendo, since they had time to fix it from the get go.
At least the AC adapter isn't that wallet rapey...
It's looking like maybe I'll get one in 2029, IF the next US president eliminates Trump's tariffs that are screwing us over. But for now Switch 2 is a Nintendon't for me.
Awful day to die, since no one takes it seriously.
But my condolences to friends and family.
I loved his work on Tombstone as Doc Holiday. Top Secret and Real Genius were some of Mom's favorite Kilmer movies and the Totally not gay movie, Top Gun. KISS KISS BAMG BAMG was actually the last Val Kilmer movie, I saw with Mom. Despite liking Val Kilmer's performance, Mom hated The Saint. Obviously I will have to mention Batman Forever... Mom didn't like this movie. She didn't see Kilmer as Batman/Bruce, but Aquaman. She did mention a few times that Batman Forever was taking Adam West's Batman and doing a bad attempt at Burtonizing.
I guess I'll need to sit down and watch Willow and Legend... I've never seen both movies to oblision in one sitting. I tend to confuse both movies. I need to remind myself. That legend is the one with the horny Tim Curry and the closeted scientologist. Willow Is the one with Batman Forever and the Ewok. My brain makes weird connections to remember things.
Super7 made various Andre the Giant figures. His biggest rival is... you know where this is going, brother. Super7 has made various Bruce Lee figures. It's slightly unrelated, but it will make sense when I finish, brother! Liquid Snake is also famous for saying brother! Completely unrelated, but it gave me an excuse to end a sentence with brother, brother! When streamer DumbDog is an impostor in Among us, his tell is using brother! The male version of sister is brother. Epsilonists from GYA tend to say brother brother...
Where was I, brother? Hulk Hogan Ultimates, brother! As you know, I recently watched all four 3 Ninjas movies and Hulk Hogan as Dave Dragon inspired this rant, which is why I mentioned Bruce Lee. Since he gets figures based on his movies, while Andre gets various versions of him as a Wrestler. For Hogan I want to combine both.
So, without further ado, brother, Hulk Hogan Ultimates! Wishlist, brother!
The Babysitter:
Hulk Hogan sporting a Pink leotard and Tutu a la Mr. Nanny with accessories from the movie.
Santa Claus, brother:
Santa with Muscles inspired Hogan with the huge candy came and other accessories from the movie.
Animated:
Based on Hulk Hogan's Rock n Wrestling.
Give him an extra realistic head and an animated head for Andre. This doubles as am 80s Hogan
Superhero:
The infamous Dave Dragon figure with alternate Bald head, Nunchucks, toupee.
Chef:
Basically a Pastamania ad Hogan with Chef hat, Spaghetti bowl.
SEAL:
A Thunder in Paradise based Hogan.
The only Non-Hogan figure on this line will be:
Mr. America:
Reusing various pieces from different Hogan bodies repainted in Mr. America colors with a Mr. America head and we can have a Non-Hogan Wrestler that can rival Hogan himself, brother!
It looks like the Maestro/80 Hulk body with new clapping hands and 3 piece clapping effect that can also be swinging punch effect. 2 missiles and 3 crappy heads.
This isn't maximum. This is slightly over bare minimum. Not even Reusing the old torn Banner coat or the bent pipe from grey Hulk. If people were questioning Maximum Spider-Man, this is an easy skip.
It's got a soft plastic torso... I made wrong this shit will degrade by 2027. Getting Mattel Swamp Thing flashbacks.
Thanks a lot ToyBiz Morbius... this will happen to the Hulk's moobs.
I swear 3 Ninjas Kick Back and 3 Nknjas Knuckle Up before hitting the bed. Then something hit me. What if we got a sequel to 3 Ninjas in the vein of Cobra Kai. Grandpa obviously died when the Ninjas were in their teens. Afterwards, their interest in Martial Arts began to wane as they began to move out for college. After a while, the three brothers have separated and only saw each other for holidays.
A past enemy, personally I'd say Snyder from the first movie wants revenge on the kids, so he has trained his own Ninja to assassinate the brothers. He also has tried to bring in the other enemies to "assist" him in his revenge. (More like being a cover.)
The brothers receive a letter from Miyo warning them about an assassin taking out people associated with them. The brothers have their own individual lives with Rocky being an accountant, Colt a PE teacher, and Tum Tum a chef. With these news from Miyo, the brothers return to Grandpa's house suit up one last time to protect their families.
Obviously there will have to be a ton of recast since most of the adults are far too old to be active OR they vanished like the guy who played Snyder. Also I don't know if any of the 3 Ninjas would like to return.
Don't mnd me too much since these are the mad ramblings of a sleep deprived depressed person.
But one thing is certain: 3 Ninjas Ultimates! when? Not an April Fools. I mean it for real.
But this isn't just 10 figures and call it a day. No, this is a Top 10 in Multiple Categories:
Top 10 Videogame Characters:
Aska:
Tournament Fighters Kunoichi wearing a one piece swomsuit and a gi top. NEED I SAY MORE?
Can we get the Japanese version of her?
Nope! Not happening
We're forced to enjoy granny panties Aska. We're SOL, Cade.
Mmmmm. Fuck!
TF April:
April in a Sports Bra and Mini skirt. Need I say more? Soft goods skirt to avoid leg articulation being limited.
And Panty shots! The skirt should be removable for Final Fight tribute shots.
While we're at it, why not ask for a fully cast-off figure and we can have naked April!?
Nefty, calm down. Super7 ain't gonna do that... but third party folks could... Dammit! We missed Shapeways closing down and buying Strangefate bodies!
I didn't do it due to the shipping.
Sisyphus the Musha Beetle:
It's a freaky bug that can get Samurai weapons in addition to the game stuff. (Mainly an energy blast that shoots from his mouth.) The Clone Sisy could be released as a Deluxe figure.
Yeah, I'm not buying you asking for a dung Beetle without asking for a pile of shit.
Does Ferrero still make the Grand Ferrero Rocher with a plastic shell? Paint that sucker brown and we got the turd ball.
Granitor:
I know he has toon origins, but using the VG slot frees toon slots. Also I want the flame thrower
You gonna ask for Traag as well, aren't ya?
Tora:
A Cool Polar Bear wearing Jeans and a Leather Jacket. He can throw Ice Boulders.
Meh...
I've already used all the female characters from the 1987 universe games...
Coca-Cola Bear isn't exciting. Skateboard girl! Oh I knew you were holding out on me!
She's Deluxe Figure Material. TF April Torso with Ninja April upper arms and Vanilla April Forearms, April Legs and feet. Toss in a skateboard and new head. Bada bing! Or make a tribute to Skater girl by making a Candace Fine from Archie Comics.
Tatsu:
Hyperstone Heist gives us a chance at Tatsu. Who am I to say No to that. Also it gives us a male sleeveless Gi for the next character.
But what about Tomohiro Ishii? You got him to make a makeshift Tatsu.
Official figure always beats custom... Also Deluxe redeco based on the alternate look.
Blade:
The Robotic Ninja assassin that could be a nice army builder with a Deluxe release.
I will kick all their asses.!
I don't think so because they'll be in the Ninja Turtles display.
Chainsaw Maniac:
Representing the First TMNT Game and perfect candidate for being a "Deluxe exclusive" figure.
Oh I'm thinking is shirtless Salvador
At least it's not shirtless, Bella Sisters.
But we both can agree that Ashley's Ballistics are the best. Not my Ashley, Ashley Graham! Stay away from my Ashley..
Shut up!
Pizza Monster:
Taken out of Shredder's Revenge so they look more like minions of Pizzaface than Xenomorph parodies.
And there it is! One rant and you couldn't go without mentioning Pizzaface. Nobody cares about Pizzaface!
Roadkill Rodneys:
Releasing a 3 pack of RRs would be the way to go. Technically a 6 pack if we add the popping out of the ground "accessories". A single carded Rodney with alternate "arms" could be a Deluxe release.
Food for thought... Rodneys, tentacles, TF April...
Do you want the figure? Yes or no because right now you are making Great, talking points. Do not get the figure! So, Cade, do me a solid and shut the fuck up!
Top 10 Toon Characters:
Lotus Blossom:
Proto Karai adds another Kunoichi to the mix.
My penis is ready...
Cade, not now. Calm your demon dick for a minute.
Carter the Enforcer:
Main reasons I want him are:
-Shares parts with Keno
-adds diversity without feeling THAT forced.
What in the DEI is going on and what did you do to NEFTY!?
Hey! I'm not against diversity and inclusion when characters are characters and not just tokens. Also, it's REPLACEMENT what I detest. But that's another rant for another day.
Mutated Carter:
This is the more toyetic version of Carter.
You have nothing... haven't you and you're trying to avoid adding Buffy Shellhammer...
You're correct on the I got nothing part. I don't like Mutant Carter, but he's necessary... I'd rather have Red Sky April or Princess Mallory...
Wait, doesn't she look like a longer haired April? Oh glorious god Nefty... let me meet her in an episode of MuTeens!!
My child, let's see how your story unfolds. I barely got you to meet Emily Osment and Mitchel Musso.
Dregg:
We need the Red Sky seasons villain.
'Cause this is filler, filler night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
Fuck you, Cade! Dregg is a necessity. Also, didn't you make him your bitch?
Zach the 5th Turtle:
While Toon Inspired, I'd have to age him up a little bit so he's 16 (and not 14) just so he's closer in age to Carter and to be at Turtle height. Which would put Caitlin at Zak the Neutrino height.
We want Caitlin, not Zach...
True... I'm currently working on an grown up Zach custom. Waiting for the Douchebag head to arrive.
Caitlin:
Token Girl Sidekick. She's here for diversity reasons. Also she should be aged up so she can legally be able to drive vehicles.
I'm still getting the Custom 2k3 Casey body...
Only if the Mo-Larr head fits. If not, I'll have to get you a new head.
Dirk Savage:
Nick Fury wannabe with Dog the Bounty Hunter vibes? Yes please!
This douche disappeared from the MuTeens story, Corn Flakes has had more appearances. Can I get to bang Mother Superior Cortez?
Dude... do you think with your dick 24/7?
If I did, I'd already would've banged everyone including YOUR Barbara...
Go fuck yourself, Cade!
Kazuo:
Shredder's policeman brother. What else can I say?
Booooooo! There are far better choices than this loser! There's the Veterinarian, Dr. Goodfellow.
Am I detecting a hint of Jungle Fever, Cade? Nothing wrong with that. Can you even be considered human, since you're a mega mongrel.
If you're my god, you seriously make me consider misotheism. But you could make Hepax Lagamina...
Who what's-it now?
Atlantean woman, brunette, nice rack...
That explains so much.
I guess this isn't time to mention Shreeka...
Shrieka? Who is she and what does she do?
Picture Evil Cher dressed like Blamche Deveraux.
I have the weirdest bones right now.
Exactly!
Tiffany:
Rescuable civilians are a thing also, Shredder's Revenge cut out her role including flirting with Bebop. Soft goods clothes are a necessity.
Customize a thoooooong! Baby! Thong thong tho-tho-tho-thong!
Surprised you didn't complain... wait, since when your Gen-Z ass know about Sisqo?
Tempestra:
I see a lot of soft goods on her kinda like MMPR Ultimates Rita. I can see energy effects and maybe a little buddy representing the creatures she can make. Alternate light piping eyes head since her hair and eyes share color.
5/7 would bang.
Who wouldn't you bang?
Shredder's Mom...
Liar! You totally would AND send video to the Shredder.
I'd rather talk to Renet and go back in time...
Ah, so you're not into old ladies.
Have you seen Miyoko? There aren't enough paper bags... don't you dare mention a gumjob. I'd rather bang Medusa!
Let me guess... brunette/redhead can control hair like snakes. Grey skinned?
Actually green. Would bang.
Figures.
Top 10 live action characters:
While the characters are from Live Action worlds, they will be put through the "classicizer" to make them look like they had been made by Playmates and tweaked by Super7.
Professor Perry:
Obviously, it's a tribute to the late David Warner, who played Professor Perry in TMNT2 SOTO. But it also allows Super7 to give a nod to the canceled idea that he was an Utrom. This can be achieved with swappable chest pieces. One is birmal and the second has two tiny holes for the Utrom to see. The third has the shirt torn off and you can see the Utrom.
NECA did a better tribute to Ra's al Ghul
But movie NECAs aren't compatible with Super7.
Keno:
He has part reuse potential with Carter but he also brings diversity to the roster.
Why no chick in red dress?
Because not even I would pay $60+ for her.
Vanilla Ice:
This one is obvious... Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!
I don't get it... WHY!?
DON'T YOU WANT A MILEY?
Touché.
Walker:
I need another excuse other than Savanti Romero for the Time Scepter. Plus bringing Walker to the present and giving him extradimensional weaponry would allow the Turtles to travel through time to stop him.
Why no Mitsu?
Because you're thinking with your dick and not your brain.
Venus:
She was a shoo-in for the Live Action list. I don't need to explain her.
Oh god, yes!! My turtle form's cloaca is ready!
That Custom isn't ready yet. The base figure hasn't arrived.
Dragon Lord:
TNM needs it's villain. That's it.
Can we get the Jiang-Shi chick and her female sidekick?
Jiang-Shi, yes, Loli Sidekick no.
Silver:
A Yeti who dresses like a Gangster. The Classicizer would allow us to give him a body that rivals Guerilla Gorilla... but taller because Yeti. I'm talking transformed Mon*Starr big.
Vam Mi, we want Vam Mi!!
Can't you wait a bit. She's coming! O and single M, Cade... O and Single M.
Bonesteel:
No one told me that freaking Flipshot played a Kraven Parody. Now I NEED THIS YESTERDAY! No reason.
Did you say Flipshot?
Oh great, the father is here too!
I'm almost as big of a MOTU fan as you.
Do you have a Loyal Subjects Anti-Eternia He-Man?
No, but I'm friends with Cam Clarke.
Me too!
Fuck you Cades...
Vam Mi:
This is a weird one as she's a "Chinese Vampire" but behaves like an European Vampire. Also she teamed up with Flipshot, hence her inclusion. It totally has nothing to do with her being a female vampire...
She's nonsensical, but would bang...
She's ashes...
It was not by my hand I was once again given flesssshhhh!
Did you just quote Symphony of the Night at me? You have a point.
Big Sexy Kevin Nash:
Super Shredder, Duh!
Boo! Why no Mitsu?
Shut up, you fuck!
Top 10 toy based Heroes:
Dask the Neutrino:
We need the Neutrino Trio.
Only if he nets me Kala... Why haven't you finished the Tribble custom?
Super7 QC on Alices is shit and finding non-broken Alices has been a pain in the ass.
Kala the Neutrino:
Like I said, I need to complete the Neutrino 3 and I Don't want to repaint a Copper Kidd and butcher a Wilykit body to make a makeshift Kala.
Right on, Daddy oh!
Irma:
I need Ms. Desperate. I may have a custom in progress, BUT I needs an official figure.
Then she's also halted due to Alice QC bullshit?
Ding! Ding! We have a winner.
Burne:
April needs her J. Jonah Jameson.
I need an excuse for Tiffany.
Vernon:
Channel 6 Trio needs the sparky and cowardly Cameraman.
I need someone to mock that isn't Jones...
Napoleon Bonafrog:
Punk Frogs need to get made and we could have one be a Genghis redeco with new weapons s and the other, a Napoleon Redeco with new weapons. (A Toon based redeco could be released as a Deluxe figure)
Why no Mitsu? No one cares about the cunt frogs.
Merdude:
Oh the jokes I could make about Merde ude...
Hepex... Hepex... Hepex... only tolerate him because of her.
I don't think NECA would make Hepex.
Hothead:
His appearance in Tournament Fighters is reason enough for me.
Fuck him and Firefighting Jake Long ass! He's worse than that loser Jones!
What the hell, Cade? Stick to the Fanfic Corner! What's wrong with Hothead.
He marries April in a continuity and they have kids!!
OK, fuck him, fuck him in the ass with a Technodrome fork! I mean, I can understand Aprol marrying Jones. He's normal... but Hothead has a dragon dick... damn you legolambs, now I have that playing in my head
Still, he'd be useful for the MuTeens display. Also, Cade you could always call Renet to let you go back in time and bang his mother... or his granddaughter in the future. Eh, his Mom is better Revenge.
Mona Lisa:
Don't you dare, Cade...
Hey KARATE! Need it! Need it! Need it! Thus one's for Johnny! Higher! Hogher! Lower! My inner child is coming out, and it hurts!
Cade, stop it...
Gex had sex with that Baywatch chick, what's stopping me being dick deep in college co-ed turned Gecko?
You have a perverted point there... but what's stopping you is a green ball of rage about four and a half feet who would sodomize you with a pair of Sai. You just want to turn into a Gecko and make Gex references all day long...
My god... it's as if I'm a figment of your imagination and as my god you know everything I'll do before I even do it...
Let's move on, shall we?
Walkabaout:
I kept thinking. Lioncourt, Monty Moose, Hotspot, Halfcourt, Tattoo, Dr. El... they have something... all of them would make great toys... but I prefer Walkabout over these. Even Wyrm, who I had as a kid.
All you want is to make Steve Irwon jokes with him and Ray Fillet.
Top 10 toy based Villains:
Pizzaface:
Oh fuckdammit! Enough with Fucking Pizzaface! I get it, you love fat greasy men!
Cade, go fuck yourself! He's just a random bad guy I like. Besides, most of my Childhood figures have been made. Stop making that jerkoff gesture! Pizzaface is my most wanted villain that's it!
Chrome Dome (sans Chrome):
The fuck? You want a Chromed Character without the Chrome?
My Masterpiece Optimus Prime has lost its Vac Metal. Hell, my car's vac metal elements are flaking off. I've seen the Saint Seiya imports with vac metal armors flaking off while MOC. I DON'T WANT THAT Bullshit with C-D. Besides, NECA made an non vac metal figure and it's awesome.
Groundchuck:
This is one of my childhood figures. I never had his hetero life partner Dirtbag. I know he was one of the Attempts to replace Rocksteady and Bebop.
What is Groundcuck anyway? I know he's a bull, but is he a cyborg? Is that just fancy Armor?
I don't even know!? Also, you forgot the Why u no put Mitsu? Thing...
Fuck you, Nefty...
I mean, it just weirded me out. Now I'm teying to figure out Groundchuck's deal. At least Dirtbag makes sense a Miner Mole.
Dirtbag:
You're only adding him because he's the Bebop to Groundcuck's Rocksteady.
Please tell me the reason you are calling Groundchuck Groundcuck is because you're mocking his name and not because you had sex with a cow.
Nick makes loves to tons of cows!
Oh great the devil in a blue dress showed up. Cade, get rid of Miss Wonderland, please.
I've never had sex with actual cows. Licia calls girls with anything bigger than an A cup, cows.
I know, dude. I'm the George RR Martin to your Jon Snow.
Fuck you, Nefty.
In any case, Dirtbag is indeed here because he complements Groundchuck.
Rahzar:
I have a soft spot for SOTO. That includes THE BABIES!! Also I had Rahzar as a kid.
Uh, Cade? Where is your annoyingly insightful commentary.
I want her...
At $60+ we don't... also, she's more of a NECA figure.
Tokka:
This is to have Batman and Robin...if you have one, you need the other.
You're smarter than you look, Cade. Don't bother asking for the girl in red. Because that would be a live action character... this sub-list is TOY BASED. The original toyline didn't have female villains. That would be the next mutation, and we covered Vam Mi. Also, Tokka refuses a ton of Slash, so let's do that. S7 could also do a Blue In Tine redeco as a Deluxe figure.
Scale Tail:
I hate snakes.
Tell me about it... Did you know I jumped into a Snake Pit to save my childhood friend's little sister?
Yeah, it's based on a similar event that happened to me in 9th grade. I am terrified of Lizards and Snakes. I mean crippling fear. So one weekend I was staying at my friend's house when we heard his kid sister shriek. A bunch of iguanas had gotten into the house. There were more than Ten And most of them were in her room... so, despite my fear I got to her room and piggyback carried her out of her room to Hogh ground. Technically pointless as Iguanas can climb, but to calm down a 5-6 year old girl as her brother and I tried to make the lounge lizards leave the house without harming them. I was terrified as we pushed them out of the house armed with brooms. Few weeks later I saw Anaconda. Big mistake.
That's the story that inspired my Dramatic Rescue? It's very lame.
That's why I embellished your version, Cade. Point is that Scale Tail embodies my biggest fear, Snakes and is Snakier than the Snakemen.
I hate him.
And That's why I killed him early on in this story. But, There aren't that many Villains left.
Traag:
I asked for Granitor, so I need Traag.
I will die on this being a somewhat reasonable compromise between toon and Playmates.
Antrax:
Him and Chote are the last 2 vintage line Villains that aren't variants or from Live Action movies. Go on Cade.
I already wasted the Hee-Hee Filler joke. So that means you put Super Shredder in Live Action to have space for these losers?
Pretty much. Also, It's an executioner ant...
Chote (aka Shogun Shoate):
Chode here puts us a step closer to Renet.
Chote, not Chode. But I too support the inclusion of Chronotitties. So 2k3 line don't fail me now. I don't see S7 making a Mirage Accurate Renet.
Top 10 Comics Characters:
Lady Shredder:
I know NECA has a Lady Shredder that is Karai
That was the intended idea, but Karai's daughter ended up being the Lady Shredder. That's what I want for a couple of reasons:
It's a new character
It's different from NECA.
Shit, Spoilers... Why not Pimiko?
Have you seen Pimiko? She's less likely to happen than TF April. BDSM Ninja is not exactly something nickelodeon would approve. But Lady Shredder could get an alternate head of Tang Amaya (a Fuck buddy of Oroku Saki and sister to Tang Shen... THAT Tang Shen)
Renet:
I have two reasons to add her to the list.
I know the reasons: Left Boob Right Boob. She also has a nice ass!
Cade, shut the fuck up! I meant Time Travel shenanigans and Joe's Apartment References.
Seriously, what the fuck was Laird Smoking when he had Renet and April go to a roach orgy.
That's still time travel shenanigans, so that's one. What's the other?
A horrible Spider-Man story that they gave Spidey Poison stingers and organic webbing. Oh you meant reason. Boobs.
What was that, Nefty?
I Said Boobs! I was intending to display Renet next to Wonder Alice in the MuTeens display.
But Ai expect to get the 2003 version so Super7 doesn't step on NECA's toes. But there's always cavewoman Renet
Savanti Romero:
Filler, filler, again? This is looking more like a Taco Bell Burrito.
Fuck you Cade. We need SR if we have a Renet on the list.
You haven't bought a Savanti Romero for the NECA Turtles.
You're right.
Oroku Nagi wraith:
The Ghost of Oroku Nagi.
This guy? Why? Aren't you going to ask for a Tang Shen? I want this version!!
Is that A-t-t-i-c? I wouldn't mind this version of Tang Shen, but I'm asking for the GHOST of Nagi... not Flashback Nagi. Back on topic:
Modified Shredder body with non spiked arms and legs (reuse foot Soldier boots) New bare forearms that can be reused in Hamato Yoshi and Oroku Saki. Soft goods Robe, Ghost head his body is in fleshy colors.
Deluxe GITD in blue and white. Flesh in blue, hair in white. His clothes would also be white. Robe doesn't glow, but is made of shimmery blue cloth.
No flashback head?
Nope! Leave that for another figure.
Tang Shen:
Can I PLEASE make love to her?
What the fuck, Cade!? She's Hamato Yoshi's wife and she's dead!
I can use the Titties of Time to meet and Make love to her.That way When I get in an argument with the Turtles, I can say: "I fucked your Mom."
What the actual Fuck, Cade!? At least let me talk about the figure and mention her having the Flashback Nagi head. But cucking Yoshi might put you on Splinter's shit list.
Got it, no sexing Tang Shen. But why do you want one?
Well, same Reason I want figures of Uncle Ben and the Waynes.
They work great for origin stories. That's why you're trying to figure out how to make a custom out of Mom... I see.
You're not as dumb as I look. But yes, I want Tamg Shen to be an Origin flashback figure and if S7 releases a GITD "Ghost of Tang Shen I'd probably buy her. Also, wrap her boobs in traditional Japanese wraps, give her a bra, give her Barbie Boobs, give her nipples, it doesn't make a difference to me. Cade might get mad if those boobs are wrapped, but not me.
Tribble; (IDW):
Really? I fucking LOVE YOU!! No homo... right?
Ashley, hit it!
You got it Kami-sama! Natsumi taught me that, not Dragon Ball!
Actually, I wanted to even up the Neutrinos.
Chet Manley two pack:
I know S7 normally doesn't do Two Packs but hear me out.
Who the fuck is Chet Manley?
Arrow me to exprain: Chetto Manrei is the kodomo who dropped the yon-kame down the drain.
That's a rittle lacist...
Said the Incubus in Engrish. Hear me out. No one will pay over $110 for the two Chesters
What? Are you gonna suggest a Deluxe two pack?
Cade, you're a fucking genius! We have Kid Chet be a Deluxe figure with the fish bowl and Turtles from Mutagen Man. Adult Chet would have no accessories aside the removable hard hat.
Null: (Archie):
Personally I want the business demon look, but the more toyetic look is underpants winged demon.
Why not IDW Null?
Red horny and bald chick in a business suit isn't that appealing. I would buy her but i'm not sure anyone else would. Still, a winged demon running around in blue undies. I'd be tempted to get a discounted second one on BBTS and give him Walter White tightie whities to make a demonic copy of the Dirty Old Bastard figure. People of culture know what I'm talking about.
Herman (IDW):
Dude's a 70-80 dollar figure. He would require an alternate Cyber arm.
OK, hear me out: Him, Mer Dude and Fishdick Under the Sea Reference.
Dude, that's a great idea! But I kinda want to give Herman the Storage Shell Treatment and give him tons of weapons.
Sally Pride (IDW):
As you can see, I've been trying to supplement the Mutanimals. Also, I tend to pick female characters over males, sorry Dreadmon, Jagwar for not making the top 10. Hell, even Jennika didn't make the cut. Dammit, now I found a reason for adding Lioncourt to my wants.
Wait, are you thinking The Lion King references? Nefty, we need a Meerkat!
Hakuna your tatas, Cade! We'd also need a hornbill and a Mandrill. I don't feel like making another create a TMNT character.
Top 10 inspired by pre-existing Playmates Variants:
Wait, before you bitch and moan, this is to add character variants without gimmicks. Just as the Wave 11 Foot Soldier was a nod to Mutatin Foot Soldier, without being an actual mutatin figure. I intend to add characters/variants that are nods to past variants, so Playmates doesn't throw a fit.
Film Noir Donatello: (Don the UC Turtle)
Basically Don the UC turtle with some slight tweaks. Soft goods coat 3 heads (both UC Raph heads in Don colors and a masked head.)
UC Raph gun, "collapsible bo staff", plus other accessories.
So basically Donatello in a trenchoat?
That's what he was?
Don't you have a custom of that?
Indeed I do, but official beats custom.
Wasted slot.
Your stepmom's a wasted slut.
Hamato Yoshi:
I mentioned that Oroku Nagi could bring parts for both Yoshi and Saki. Soft goods kendogi and Hakama underneath the Foot legs and feet. I'd give him some sushi, a Foot Clan "tunic" with belt for his duel with Nagi. Toss in a cane sword, Renaissance book, his pet rat and call it a day.
You and your flashback figures. You'd buy a Thomas Wayne, Martha Wayne, child Bruce Wayne and a Joe Chill figure.
Don't Forget Uncle Ben and the Burglar for Spidey.
Oroku Saki:
Again, to match the Yoshi. As I mentioned that Oroku Nagi could bring parts for both Yoshi and Saki. Soft goods kendogi and Hakama underneath the Foot legs and feet. I'd give him some sushi, a Foot Clan "tunic" with belt for a Pre-Shredder Foot Ninja Saki.
I'd give him Ninja rack weapons and a set of clawed fists and c-grips for an original Proto-Shredder look to avoid Playmates whining about copying their Mutatin' figures.
Describe this Proto-Shredder, because it has me curious:
OK, so we have the Nagi body underneath the Oroku Saki soft goods clothes, toss in a red tunic that can be tied with the w2 Shredder belt. We give him slip on arm wraps (Masterverse inspired) and a Human Foot Ninja head (as premaking parts for a deluxe Foot Ninja
Toss in a scarf like Karai and call it a day. His Neck peg should fit a w2 Shredder helmet, so the Saki head is compatible with w2 Shredder as well.
Sounds a bit lame, but fits the Foot.
I'm not reinventing the wheel. KISS approach for this. Also, ensuring compatibility with past figures allows enhancements to this figure and past Shredders. Displayability is the king here.
Human Rocksteady:
With the release of this Ultimates figure, a Deluxe Rocksteady should get a release: a cartoon colors repaint of Rocksteady with machine gun and a brown knife.
Dude, less talk about the repaint, more talk about Human Rocksteady.
Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess! Human Rocksteady should have Toon colors as well and be based on the Rocksteady figure's outfit:
Tabktop, Military pants. To that, we add an olive drab BDU top made of soft goods as a nod to the Playmates toy.
Super7 has two options here:
Make him pudgy like the toon or make him fit in order to reuse most of the body for a deluxe Mirage Skonk figure which would require different accessories and a new head. I'm going with pudgy.
The old man asked me to tell you: I like them big, I like them chunky... whatever that means.
Dingus, it's a Madagascar reference.
Shut up you two! Human Rocksteady... whose chunky body could share parts with Burne and a possible Smash of the Fake Ninja Turtle Gang. Now I'd give Rocksteady 3 heads:
Helmet
Neutral
Angry
Hands would be the standard and specialized spray paint hands
For accessories:
Machine gun
Knife
Spray paint can with spray effect
Human Bebop:
Visually for the most part we're going for toon looks...
The Most part worries me. You're trying to make Playmates white Bebop aren't ya?
You caught me. I want to make a Playmates inspired Bebop AND a Toon Inspired Bebop:
The only way possible I making the figure's Torso and legs be Toon Inspired but with an added turtleneck. That way the arms can get a long sleeved Tuetleneck, uh sleeves that cover his skin. Throw in some white fists and C-grips and the Playmates white Bebop head and call it a day... in addition to the two Black Bebop heads from the toon and the standard hands.
For accessories, he gets a knife, an UZI, and a chain that can be looped on his Torso (think Ghost Rider)
Catwoman April: (Meowpril O'Neil)
Loosely inspired by the Mutatin' April... but instead of a Cheetah, she is turned into an Ocelot. She IS getting new parts that when combined with some April 1.0 parts we can get a new April 2.0 figure. (Slightly taller, like Karai)
The "problematic pieces" are the Torso and crotch of April 1.0, so these will be changed for Meowpril.
STFU, Cade! Now you can grab April by the Pussy when she's a big pussy... also, we kinda get parts for a possible Sally Pride. Then you could have two big pussies playing with each other.
Ninja Bebop:
This is inspired by the Rock'em sock'em toys. Where Leo and Rocksteady box and Michelangelo does Karate. But
Wait wait wait, a Ninja Bebop? As in Dark gi and mask Ninja?
Yup! As in Classic Ninja Ninja... not Naruto Ninja.
For heads a Playmates inspired head, a Happosai thief mask head, a Bebop head with Naruto styled Headband with glasses, and a fully unmasked head with no glasses.
Unlike the Playmates figure, we're adding the chainmail undershirt and new removable Necklace to differentiate him from Playmates.
For weapons a Kunai chained to a Kama, a Bebop Sized Ninjato and Cat Claws. Let's toss 2 loose kunai and some shuriken
Kagemusha Rocksteady:
This is loosely inspired by the Night Ninja Rocksteady figure:
Since there are no Gimmicks the figure doesn't need a huge ass body.
Essentially it's Rocksteady in a Karate Gi with removable Samurai Armor.
Yikes in tights! Saw a review on YouTube...
Ash! I'm the only one allowed to break the 4th wall!
Dingus did you forget I'm MemeLady... I break the 4th wall harder than you and Pink... Ie Pie!
Hahaha! When Cade and Ashley are pretending to be the most helpful that they're dropping their PENS ON THE THING! WHEN I'M TALKING!
As I was saying: Taking that Rocksteady with a similar outfit to Ninja Bebop but without arm wraps and wearing Geta on bare feet and with tied sleeves at the elbows. For the body's vanilla look.
For the heads:
Normal Rocksteady
Top knot Rocksteady
Japanese Helmet Rocksteady
For accessories:
Katana and wakizashi in rocksteady size with scabbards.
Removable Samurai fauld with loops to hold the swords
Removable Torso armor
"Water" gourd
Toss some shuriken and call it a day.
Soft goods faux fur cape.
"Whit":
Casey's ancestor in the third movie. Hear me out: While, yes, he's a "different character" but the Playmates toy Kinda made him a 2-in-1. I will take a Similar approach to make a somewhat Decent Casey and a Whit. Especially since we have Walker on the list. Don't ask for Mitsu, Cade. I gave you Aska, Amai, Lotus Blossom, Irma, SEGA Genesis April, Tribble, Kala, Even Tang Shen for some reason.
Screw the Joneses...
Wait... never mind. OK so the Base figure will be Whit in his 17th Century Regalia. But the top would be Soft goods. Mainly for swapping between Whit and Casey's tops: Whit's has long sleeves and a vest, Casey's is a torn sleeve version of Whit's shirt.
Heads:
Whit, who would resemble a bearded Mirage Casey with Mirage Casey styled hair
Unmasked Casey
Helmet reminiscent of the Hockey Mask
Accessories:
Removable Torso half armor (see MOTUC as reference)
Flintlock pistol
Sword
Broken spear (resembles a Hockey stick, think Cassandra Jones from Rise)
Pair of clubs
Glam Metal Raph: (Heavy Metal Raph)
What's with the name change?
To appease Kyle from Super7 who thinks Heavy Metal Raph isn't Heavy Metal enough.
It's the vintage HM Raph but slightly modified to appease Playmates. First change is making the Mic on his belt removable and usable.
Heads:
Traditional Raph singing head
Singing Raph head with big ass wig
Accessories:
Sai Drumsticks
Bass Guitar
Glam Sunglasses
Microphone
Portable drumkit
I know I'm quoting an earlier list where I added new variants with traditional. Honestly I'm trying to keep the hype up because S7 doesn't.
Top 10 Accessory Packs:
That's because I have Accessory packs up the Wazoo... or at least 10
Underwater Mayhem:
You're wondering what the Hell is that?
NES references. I bet Chloe's ass it's NES GAME References.
Mon Dieu! Don't get me involved with your connerie, Nick!
Did you say something, Ms. Chien? You were referring to me when you said "My god" in Frog. Lucky for you, Cade was correct. Your ass is safe! But bye now, Chlo. Please tell the other MuTeens to stay away until an It Came from the Toy Chest. Maybe in May or something. Merci.
You speak French?
Bitch please I barely speak Spanish and English... maybe a little Italian, but never French. Back on topic:
-3 Underwater bombs (panel rotates from active to defused)
-Mutant algae trap
Think of this but smaller because it's for a single turtle and some of the algae is bendy to hide the presculpted trap algae
Before you say anything, "WE'VE ALL SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!"
You're no fun.
-Scuba knife
-Hudson grinder shield: a shield based on this:
With two spinning blades.
-Half Pizza
Technodrome Defenses #1:
-4 A6 Anihilators, the Utrom security drones. The ones that look like a burger bun with legs and a camera.
-4 large spy fly drones:
These guys, who are bigger in the arcade game.
-3 Freeze blasters with "popping out the ground" stands and ice effects
-2 Red Mousers (standard S7 Mouser but "the flathead" grooves on the legs and jaws would be red, as a nod to the Baxter Boss battle from. The Arcade game.
-2 katanas with slashing effect
-Blue TMNT TiT styled Pizza box with Pizza.
Why do I feel like you're trying to bring the videogames into the line?
That's because I am. I've been upfront about this.
Mangled Foot:
Picture two Foot Soldier Torsos with extreme battle damage.
4 heads:
BDFS Mutatin Foot Soldier head
New half torn hood and half Mutatin Foot Soldier head showing on the place where the robot eye should be has a hole that a Sai can be inserted.
New caved in head with gap that can fit a nunchuck or bo staff.
Partial head with a sliced off piece.
4 arms:
2 "normal FS arms" with heavy battle damage
2 robotic endoskeleton arms that also pop off at the elbow.
Various hands:
Foot Soldier c-grips
New Foot Soldier claw hands
Endo hands (new left to mirror the BDFS hand)
Damaged hands from BDFS
Accessories:
Various Electric effects for battle damage.
2 Twirling Nunchucks (like 2k3 Mike)
BDFS broken Katana
New Foot Gun with front part sliced off
Bent FS grabber weapon
Beaten up and broken A6 Anihilator.
Holy Terminator reference, Batman!
You get it.
Roadkill Rodneys:
3 Rodneys with swappable heads
3 Partially popping from underground Rodneys with drill heads
3 clear stands
6 arms (2 short, 2 medium length, 2 long arms with bendy plastic)
Busted Spy Fly drone
3 alternate heads:
Stabbed by Sai head with hole
Partially sliced off head (sword)
Caved in head (bo or Nunchucks)
Twirling bo effect weapon
Pink "Hard Knocks" box
Ha! A TMNT: TiT reference. Speaking of TMNT Tits, oh Venus!
This is why I need friends outside the voices in my head.
I hear voices in my head! They counsel me! They understand! They talk to me...
Not you too!
Foot Clan Armory Pack:
As it reads, this is a MOTU styled Weapons Pack:
2 Foot katana
2 Foot Naginata
2 Foot Jitte
2 Foot Sansetsukon
2 Foot Tonfa
2 red mousers with battle damage
2 Roadkill Rodneys with clear stand
2 Evil Communicator human size
2 Evil Communicator big Mutant size (ie Slash, Rock and Bop)
This one sounds a bit lame.
I know, but it has some enticing items, communicators, BD Red Mousers, more Roadkill Rodneys, New Foot Soldier weapons based on games.
Downtime Turtles and Splinter pack:
As it says, this pack is for the Turtles and when they aren't fighting:
Since a S7 Sewer Lair is unlikely to happen and Third Party has the Elon Musk playset. Here's some stuff to begin making our own.
-various books including a few open books among the open books
The Art of War
Quantum Mechanics for beginners
Catcher in the Rye
An anatomical guide for Artists
Among the Closed books there should be a copy of "A Rose Among the Thorns" and a book of Renaissance Art.
-Soft goods trenchoat and alt turtle head with fedora sporting a mask and wig that hides any turtle flesh so it can be used by ANY of the Turtles.
-soft goods Kiss the chef Apron and Turtle oven mitts
-tray of Pizza bagels
-homemade pizza
-2 liter soda bottle
-punching bag with stand
-Sketch pad with a realistic portrait of April as a Mermaid
-Graphing Calculator
-blueprints for coffeemaker
Yes Ashley THAT Coffeemaker.
-Typewriter (can be reused for the C6 folks)
-Mike Turtle Comm open
-Mike Turtle Comm closed
-kusari fundo with real chain (nightwatcher reference)
-sushi tray
-Empty and broken Ooze Canister
-pair of Bokken
- Photo of Hamato Yoshi and Tang Shen
I can see a few things you could hijack for a MuTeens display.
Not related to why I'm asking for this. I have a 2k3 Lair that could use an oomph! On props so I can use it as the S7 Lair.
Alleycat Blues:
As the name implies it's loosely based on the classic beat-em' up games.
Let me guess:
Manhole covers, hydrants, parking meters that can be plucked out of their stands?
Good guesses but it's missing a few things:
Trashcans, mailboxes, are we sticking to TMNT Games or are we going generic beat-em' ups?
Sticking to TMNT Games, so, no mailboxes.
Destruction of federal property bad, but municipal property is fair game... Videogame logic can be weird at times.
Yeah like trashcan sushi and wall mutton. No need for the Richter speech. But I'm replaying the OG Arcade game and here's a few things:
-hydrant with removable cap and water spray effect
-2× parking meters with stands. Meters can be plucked from stand.
-2× sewer covers
-3× dynamite sticks
-3× oversized boomerangs
-White game styled Pizza box with pizza.
-2× giant Sledgehammers
-3× traffic cones
-drumcan
-Party Wagon Missile Foot Clan repaint
-1× shadowed Turtle (essentially black with dark grey accents and white eyes) "bust with hands" that "hold a sewer cover" (nod to OG movie poster and the fading away from the comics.) Removable shoulder straps to switch between Leo/Don to Raph/Mike
Technodrome Defenses #2:
You said number two! Heh! Heh! Poop!
Poop! Diarrhea! Dammit Cade!
OK this is more Technodrome weapons and small display pieces
-2× wall tasers with stand and electrical effects.
These are an obvious arcade game nod
-2× Krang rifles. Another nod to the arcade game.
-2× Roboball enemies from tmnt3 Manhattan Project with stand.
-3× Tile turrets with stand. (I know these aren't from the Technodrome in TMNT3:TMP but they work here.
-Tri-cannon fireball turret from Manhattan Project with fireball effects.
-2× Venom (scorpion robots from NES Arcade game port)
-1× weird Johnny5 wannabe with boxing gloves from Turtles in Time. Alleycat Blues version. The Neon Night Riders will be used in a different set. These should be Roadkill Rodney sized.
Technodrome Defenses #3: Krang's final stand!
-1× Hover boxing robot with flight stand
-starbase turret
-2× Battle Axes
-2× Kusarigama
-2× A6 Anihilator
-1× proper scaled Krang no bigger than 2k3 Ch'rell.
-1× properly scaled bubble walker and tripod.
Why so little stuff?
The Starbase turret and the boxing bots are
About the size of a Roadkill Rodney and the properly sized Krang could be used as a Krangazoid, if you want to keep w5 Krang around. Also, it's called pre-making parts for a more accurate sized Android body that can make me replace the Bst Axn.
Uh... um... ehh... ooh...
Nefty, you can do it! Pull a tenth accessory pack out of your ass! Come on! You pro.ised more than 10! Don't be a LeBron! Not one,
Not two, not, three, not, four, not five, not six, not seven, not eight, not nine, but TEN Accessory packs! I promised those and I shall deliver! For I am Nefty, hear me rant!
The final accessory pack is: potpourri:
You mean dead flowers and shit?
He means random shit thrown together like MOTU Weapon pass.
Eh, not exactly. There will be random shit thrown together, but there will be new and old stuff.
-4× Xtra large Pizza slice (TMNT TiT reference)
-UC Raph revolver in black and brown
-Foot Rifle and gun in Irma colors
-Broken Ooze canister in toon purple
-olive Green UC Raph suitcase with different "stickers"
-Grey trenchoat
-silver lens turtle sunglasses (surfin mike)
-foot battle axe from previous set in Genghis color
-Drumcan with TCRI Logo
-3× Flap Jaws (aka winged mousers from TMNT1 NES)
-Leatherhead beartrap in gunmetal grey.
You did it, you son of a bitch, you did it! No offense to your dead Mom.
I did it... Do I have room for honorable mentions? Meh, I'll leave it for some other time... and add a different category or two.
Top 10 females and top 10 female variants that would never happen because of Nickelodeon: starting with The Birds, the Bees and the Turtles April and Ninjara.
Pretty much, Cade. Pretty much. But I need to cut it out because this has turned into a long long rant.
