My NECA Casey's thigh exploded: a rant

 I tried fixing it but no dice. So, I'm now on the hunt for a new Casey.

Update:

I have one on my Pile of Loot at BigBadToystore. (Not sponsored) The Casey Hunt made me notice other toys

 On the other hand, I have a Desperate Irma. This will be an opportunity to study her and see if I could make a custom Irma in case Super7 fails me here.

I will have Irma Cum out of the Toy Chest... Yes the review will have lots of soggy  knees. Specifically Me Soggy Knee, because Irma is a young Blanche Deveraux and could possibly beat Morrigan in a fucking contest. As in a competition of having sex... I'm not saying Irma is a ho, but I heard she legally changed her number to (***) 867-5309. 

Now that I have an Irma in-hand, I can see the issues that Super7 has to overcome.

Size:

I know I've mentioned before that Irma is, roughly Alice sized. BUT I think that Super7 should Not follow scale this time and make her a smidge taller.

Here She and the Turtle Terminator disguised as her are the same height as April. So do this height instead.

Sculpt:

I will still die on the hill that she needs to be fully sculpted but with soft goods clothes. That way Super7 CAN give us both Playmates and Toon inspired looks. The only thing I'll give up on is her "undergarments".  The "sacrifice" is in order for Super7 to make "their own" Irma variant. Toon Irma seems to be wearing Leggins that remain hidden under her skirt, but they expose a little bit of shin. So does the Playmates toy. So, Leggins, thick socks and inappropriate footwear... smells like Irma's wearing 80s workout clothes underneath her garments! That gives S7 an excuse to add the Bandana Badass Irma head and Foot Soldier rifle as accessories, in addition to her purse. The workout clothes are also an excuse to give her a Jumpropechaku. Also, I'd avoid the whole Mutate into a Wererat thing, since that would be copying NECA too much. IF wererat versions of Irma and Vernon were to be made, I'd Varnerize them a lot more. That's a different rant for later. IF a Turtle Terminator is ever made, it SHOULD have full compatibility with Irma. I mean same size and that the head and hands should work with each other. Shit, another Irma Rant is cooking.

Accessories:

These would heavily depend on what direction Super7 takes. I'd expect as a BARE MINIMUM:

-Purse (as she has used as a weapon on occasion.)

-Press Pass as she works for Channel 6

-a stungun or pepper spray as she's a single woman who has to walk 80s-90s NYC Streets at night.

-Turtle Communicator as she's a friend of the Turtles.