Can we get a Fuck Eddie Lampert?
That works for me.
What I got:
The Night Café by Vincent Van Gogh.
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| Nick: Holy fuck, Mikey... This is a perfect reproduction of the actual painting... Mikey (VO): Want me to paint you something from my namesake? |
Composition Red Blue Yellow by Piet Mondrian.
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| Nick: Uhhh! It's Chloe's old phone cover. Mikey (VO): It's a reproduction of a Mondrian... Nick: Ugh! We reached the point of retardation in art. Mikey (VO): Not a fan of modern art, I gather... Nick: A self Portrait of Van Gogh listening to La Oreja de Van Gogh is far more art than this shit a kindergartener could do with a ruler and crayons. It's a Spanish Pop group... My Mom used to listen to their music. |
Parody of Self Portrait by Vincent Van Gogh.
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| Nick: 🎶 Por eso esperaba con la carita empapada A que llegaras con rosas, con mil rosas para mí Porque ya sabes que me encantan esas cosas Que no importa si es muy tonto, soy así... Mikey: Are you Crying? Ashley (VO): Of course he is, he's a Mama's Boy without a Mom... |
A magnifying glass
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| Ashley (VO): Oh great! Dingus has a magnifying glass... Nick: Jinkies! Mikey (VO): I hope you're talking Velma no later than Be Cool, Scooby Doo! Nick: Fuck Mindy Kaling... not in that way... |
A palette and paintbrush
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| Mikey: Now a Little Bit of Alizarin Crimson... Nick (VO): Did you just reference Bob Ross? Mikey: Of course, he brings me the joy of painting... Nick (VO): Could you uh... make one of April and Irma... uh... Mikey: Normal April and Irma, mutated into hybrids, Futas? |
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