But it has fucking Pacey...
Why am I talking about the cast instead of the movie? The title is self explanatory... it's a retread for Karate Kid...
The only good thing from the Abominable Jaden movie is that Jackie Chan brings some Jackie Chan energy and the I swear he's 30 (26 at the time of filming) new new new Karate kid looks too fucking old to be a teen. And Mulan, despure being 60 at the time looks like she's in her late 40s. As the kids say: would bang... As other kids would say Ew! That's sexist and misogynistic! As I would say: It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it too hard
But what's with the bullshit wirefu in that last fight!? This is Larate Kid, not Street Fighter
Doctor Wu may have made a Mam out if Chun Li, but she did not make a man out of the New New New New Karate Kid... who wins by a fancy leg sweep.
Speaking of Johnny Lawrence, the Zabka cameo made this movie from unwatchable garbage to... Zangief Moment
I should have watched Kraven the Hunter or Venom 3... Hell, Madame Web...
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