Apr 13, 2026

Venom III: The rant

 Knull, really? It's worse than Bleghximum Carnage. But it's better than Madame Morbius the Hunter. Hardy plays a great Eddie/Symbuyoat... I started writing this rant at the exact half point of the movie... 54:34... A confused Tom Hardy looking at the Statue of Liberty... a model dressed like it with Venom talking to him. It has had some chuckle moments, some OK action scenes, but it drags on... fuck me sideways, it drags on... and on... That's it! I'm going on a burrito run.

Wait... the hippie wife is Alana Ubach... Josie from Beakman's World... Holy shit! The Army General is the bad guy from Serenity... Black Mordo... The Hippie is Curt Connors! He grew his arm without being a Lizard. Why am I talking about the cast?And not the movie. Because I checked out. The movie did Toxin dirty... Sorry SONY DID EVERYONE Dirty.

Good riddance! Stay Away... if you have to pick between this and Kraven, pick this one... or be smart and pick none.

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