Apr 13, 2026

It's Kraven time!

 And he Kraved all over those guys. He Kraved so hard it made Madame Web look like a good movie. I Think Russell Crowe did half the movie drunk. The other half was phoning it in. At least when he played Zeus in Thor Love & Thunder, he was entertaining.

Kickass did a decent job as "Ser Gay" (Sergei when pronounced in Spanish sounds exactly as "being gay") as my female friend who I am totally not bumping uglies with called him. But the script did him dirty. Making Kraven a hero was a mistake. 

Fuck! One of the writers in Kraven is involved with the MOTU movie... but the guy also wrote The Equalizer and the Sequel to Jack Reacharound.

Then the other two writers wrote Iron Man and Punisher Warzone... but thwy also dod Transformers The Last Knight,

Men In Black International, and Uncharted...

No wonder it stinks... too many cooks... who took a MASSIVE SHIT ON THE LORE which made the movie suck donkey dick.

 You are better off watching fant4stic, Ghost bust hers, Madame Web, Morbius, the Venom Sequels... preparing my self for the last dance. 

Kraven's First and Only Hunt got ruined due to a lack of Spider-Man, being shitty, and nonsensical.

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