Feb 16, 2022

Cody Rhodes quits AEW

Cody Rhodes, one of the pillars of All Elite Wrestling has quit AEW. Tony Khan, the Vincent Kennedy McMahon of AEW gave Cody and his wife his best wishes... the rumors are that


Thanks for spoiling the joke, Thanos!! As Thanos so eloquently pointed out, Rhodes is MOST likely going back to the WWE...

Cody: "Brandi! We're gonna need a shit ton of Superglue and Chapstick!"

I mean, if he wants to remain as a Wrestler, his best bet is groveling at Vince's feet and join the Vince McMahon Kiss my Ass club. What's he gonna do? Go to Impact! (Formerly TNA)!? IF he's dumb enough to do that his career will be deader than his dad's current wrestling career...
And yes I'm aware that Dusty Rhodes is Literally dead... but going to Impact is career suicide...   career Suicide...

Holy shit! I figured it out! Cody Rhodes will be the newest Suicide on Impact!!

Yeah, kissing Vince's ass is the only logical choice.

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