Feb 12, 2022

Jean Claude Van Damme is retiring

 And his Swan song will be a movie in which a Comatose Jean Claude Van Damme must fight his movies in oder to survive? Kinda sounds like the plot from an episode of Power Rangers Dino Thunder. No, really:

Which is funny because according to Jason David Frank, Van Damme tried to pick a fight with him once.
But to be fair, this kind of bullshit is something that I would've expected out of Steven Seagal. Not to mention that Van Damme is in his 60s and his opponents must be geriatric or dead... so this movie will be depressing or short...

Bolo Yeung is 75 and not as impressive as Chong Li... Holy shit if they make a CGI Raul Julia that fights like Videogame Bison, I'd fucking watch this movie so badly...

I bet he won't reminisce of his time in Expendables 2.

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