So I'm bored and have pre-election jitters. PR's election cycle has been mostly silent, aside the pro-statehood party making ridiculous ad campaigns against communism and socialism that seem almost like a GTA Parody and not a peep from any of the other candidates. Not to mention the clown show that has been this US Presidential election campaign cycle... but fuck politics, The House of Rants is supposed to be an escape from that bullshit! Let's start this list!
Walker:
Ah yes, the British Weapons Dealer from the 17th Century who managed to have access to a Time Scepter. Can't you see the story potential of a man out of time plundering the eras and stealing weaponry from the future and taking it to the past? It is a nice way to bring forth...
Renet:
While the characters are chosen at random, I am trying to make some sense for the choices. I just want a Super7 scaled Renet, since I never got around ordering body parts from shapeways to make a custom Renet, but an official one sounds much better. She would open the doors for Savanti Romero, White, Lord Simultaneous... also we have a vintage Chote, so another reason for Renet.
Pizzaface:
It's not a S7 TMNTU Wishlist without Pizzaface at the House of Rants. Therefore Pizzaface.
Any of the Channel 6 trio:
And while part of me wants to say Irma first, I'm trying to be impartial on who I want. And you aren't buying that bullshit. You know the race is between Irma and Burne. Irma because damsel in distress and desperate to get some.dick is great for It Came from the Toy Chest. Butne because JJJ is always fun for photos, therefore the TMNT Counterpart could work as well. Vernon lends himself for some comedic pics, but I'd prefer Irma or Burne.
Professor Perry:
A nice way to introduce Utroms to the vintage line, also, it's Ra's al Ghul... well, he WAS Ra's al Ghul, or at least the voice of Ra's
Concrete Monster:
Not only he's in Turtles In Time Arcade version, but the Eye if Sarnath would be a nice accessory to have atop a Toon Shredder helmet.
Pizza Monster: (Shredder's Revenge version):
It differentiates the PM a lot from the NECA Version. Also, Super7 Could milk the mold to hell:
-Normal Pizza Monster
-growing Pizza Monster (more accurate would be glowing as in GITD, but the angle is that it's growing from the small form to the large form.
-Stuffed Crust variant with GITD white eyes.
Depending in the original paintjob, we could have:
Red sauce, white sauce, green sauce. Each with different colored toppings. ie: red, green or yellow peppers, white or red onion, the Aforementioned sauces, even with more cheddar cheese on the PM.
Tatsu:
Of course, Tatsu will be on the list, mainly because I want a Huyperstone Heist Tatsu. Just to differentiate him from NECA.
Dregg:
Another Big Bad that we missed out on the vintage line and has Variant potential. Which also opens up a path for Carter, who I won't mention on this list, otherwise the list would balloon up to 20 or thirty figures.
Roadkill Rodney:
I've discussed Roadkill Rodney's before and I strongly believe they'd be a cool addition to the line.
Mighty Mutanimals character:
We already have a couple of Mutanimals, so expanding the Roster makes sense. I KNOW there is a Jagwar sketch that was a rejected idea towards Playmates. Super7 could take inspiration from that and go for the loincloth look and not the banana leaf skirt look that NECA already did. Same thing could apply for Dreadmon with the blue tunic and red fur close to the issue where the Mutanimals die. Ninjara's cameo in Shredder's Revenge. There was a vintage Merdude, and last but not least Candy Fine is easy to make and in a way can give us pieces for a Red Sky April. Any choice is good.
These sound a lot better than Dog Walking Donatello or, underground pit fighter Raph. Okay, that underground pit fighter Raphael sounds like a good idea though..
