McFarlane Basketball figures

 Seems that the Starting Lineup failed at Hasbro. They woll blame lack of interest and not the $60 price tag due to nft crap.

Seems like some may be articulated others may be early prototype or statues. It's McFarlane, we can never be sure. That Kendrick Perkins faced dude is supposed to be Lube-ron James.

Temu Hemsworth is supposed to be Luka Dončić. If I see them it'll probably be at Marshall's, TJ Maxx, or Burlington.

It came from the toy chest: Mini brands fill the fridge

 

The actual Fridge is 1:6 while the items are mostly 1:12... make it make sense. No, I didn't get the fridge, it wasn't available and I ain't hauling ass back to Walmart after the PS5 SSD buying... Marvel Legends are expensive as fuck at Walmart right now. And thwy had like a few caps... as in Steve Rogers... Chris Evans look, not comic book Steve. They have 8 things: 7 items. You can get 4 real brands and 3 generics or viceversa. And a mini fridge magnet.

Secretary: Here's your syrup Mr. President!
Trump: Make sure you squirt it all over Captain Toad before you lick him clean. I'm gonna be eating ice-cream because an Ice cream a day makes Liberals gay.

Hershey's strawberry syrup and BR ice cream quart...

Shredder: It actually isn't healthy.
Lying in advertisement... I love it!

Yeah, Ollipop is being sued for allegedly being mothing more than sugared water.

Yeah...it's Ramune. Origibally a Japanese Lemonade Soda. Now it comes in many flavors.

Nefty: Time to play the game! Time to play the game! TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEE!! *DERPY EVIL LAUGH*

Ordinary Water Bottle. Sadly, I no longer have a Triple H figure to display it with.

Barney?: I love oats...my favorite oart is sowing them!! Who wants to have tantric sex? I DO!

IT'S GENERIC BRAND OATS... with yogurt and fruits...

Jade: Nefty. Get youe fatass over here and eat my fish taco!!

Generic supermarket fish... if I had doubles, I'd open one and use it for display.

Odds amd ends February 20th 2026

 I got the SSD expansion for PS5 Walmart only had the one "specifically made for PS5" it even has the PS Logo. I know that there are cheaper alternatives, but that's the only one that Walmart had.And my local best didn't have any two terabytes or higher internal SSD. Supposedly PS5 can use external SSD connected via USB, but I wasn't gonna risk it. 

That's how my fat ass found out that I own a PlayStation, 5 slim.

Leaving this here for Future me when I get a 4TB expansion. Instructions on manual weren't clear.

Adding the SSD was easier than expected... only two screws.

I know people find this guy annoying, but here's an abridged version of adding more memory. GTA6 I am ready...

New Castlevania incoming

Huh Konamu remembered something beyond pachinko and remakes. Will keep an eye on this...

There's a new side scroller God of War?

A Metroidvania with young Kratos?

Available now?

Unfortunately it has a game breaking bug.

Repetition in games, why it works sometimes and whynit fails other times.

 Ok, I've been playing Death Stranding 2. It's same old, but better. Kinda like Megaman 4 is the same thing as Mega Man 3 but better. 

Thwre are differences between SFII, SFII', SSFII, SSFIIT, and USFIIT. They're literally the same game... but not really.

Repetition can work on shorter games... not so much in longer games. Especially when the creator has a YUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEE Ego.

That's the problem with death stranding 2.

It's trying to be Death Stranding 1 2.0 with a Lot more Metal Gear Solid. 

Just as Metal Gear Solid is Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake 2.0 and MGS: Sons of Liberty is Metal Gear Solid 2.0... Phantom Pain is Peace Waller 2.0, so... Death Stranding 2 is trying to remind people that Kojima did Metal Gear Solid.

I'm close to the end and I already guessed the obvious plot twist. 

 But Solid Snake in Rainbow Six is not in my bingo cards.

Hideo must be pissed by his creation being whored out.

How I would do a theoretical Kids line for Mattel's TMNT.

 I said in an earlier rant that I would tackle a hypothetical TMNT Line for kids inspired by MOTU Origins.

The figures would be like MOTU origins woth modular parts. They would be a Mirage/Fred Wolf hybrid as we're trying to act as this is a what if Mattel had done TMNT IN THE 80S line.

The Turtles would be similar to the playmates turtles as in each tuetle would have different shades of green and the colored headbands. The pads and belts would be brown. Michelangelo's nunchucks would use real string.

Shredder would have sculpted tunic with soft goods cape. The only real difference from Playmates would be a removable helmet.

Splinter would get a more anthropomorphic headsculpt and cloth robe.

Casey would get a removable mask.

There would be Weapons packs with color coded weapons.

Let's talk Playsets as here is where we're going to differ a lot from Playmates.

The First Playset would be the Technodrome. I don't see how it could be made too different from Playmates.

The second Playset would be the Sewer Playset... Like the MOTU playsets, this one would be a clamshell playset.

The bottom level would be the actual lair and the upper level would be two small buildings. (Point dread styled expansions sold separately.)

The first of the buildings would be cartoon Baxter's workshop. The other building is Second Time Around Antique shop. (Comes with exclusive human Baxter)

The expansions would be April's apartment and Casey's Apartment. (Expansions come with Perm April, and Unmasked Casey)

The Third Playset would be Channel 6 Building. The tallest on ots own playset AND it has an expansion (Burne's office, comes with Tiffany figure)

The lower level is more sewer, the second floor is Reception and the broadcast room. (Falling studio lights feature)Third floor is April and Vernon's offices, newsroom (with lenticular tv screens) and Utility closet. The elevator hits all floors and Roof (or Burne's office when adding the expansion with defenestration feature) comes with exclusive Irma figure 

The Fourth Playset is Ninja Pizza and the Rat King's Domain. The lower level, Rat King's domain is mostly a display piece full with sculpted mounds of rats with a throne for the Rat king. Comes with Exclusive Pizzaiolo Pizzaface (green shirt, teal hat)

But Mattel would release a Movie Sub-Line based on both 90s movies:

Sewer Lair:

A Redeco  of the toon/toy playset. Making the stockman half April's sequel apartment.(includes Danny Pennington as the figure) 

FOOT Warehouse; 

New playset with play features like skate ramp and collapsible options (feature Tatsu)

Northampton Farm:

This one would be mostly a display piece but Astral Splinter would be the figure added.

New Subway Lair;

Based on the SOTO and TIT. (Paige Turco styled April would be the figure) Top could be the TGRI lab from the second movie

FOOT Junkyard. This would be Vintage Fright zone styled playset with a crane, sewer hole, tire piles, collapsible cages. Professor Perry would be the figure.

Pier Warehouse:

A redeco of the FOOT Warehouse with some SOTO elements and a breakaway pier for super Shredder 

I think I covered most of it...

I had to delete the Gooner statue list after someone false flagged it

 And Blogger ended up telling me it was OK after I deleted it. So here's a 2.0 of that topic:

But before I start: I must place this warning, because some people are idiots. There be nudity ahead and talk about nude statues of fictional characters.

March 24 is a date I'm looking forward to

 Something is coming...

A Miley/Hannah mid-life crisis tour would eventually happen... I was partially wrong.

Something is happening on Disney Plus... 

I don't know what this is but it's been 20 years since Hannah Montana aired. Let that sink in. 

My back! Oh my Achy Breaky back!

Guess I'll tune in close to my birthday...

MGS Master Collection 2 is Cumming!!

 I mean coming: MGS4 is finally free from the PS3 shackles! I'll be the first one to say it: This Master Collection feels pretty lean. 

I get why they aren't dropping MGSV alongside MGS4... but there are plenty of other games they could've added:

The non-canon Nokia Taco game

Portable Ops

MG Acid 1&2

I suppose Volume 3 will be MGSV and Revengeance.

Fuck, I'll be needing that SSD Upgrade too. Mainly for GTA6 and FFVIIR3

More Super7 news

 My guess is ReAction, but...

A Shrek Ultimates MIGHT BE tempting.

But everyone knows DONKEY!! is where it's at.

There is another S7 line coming

Yes, Super7 is making Law and Order...

All I want is Stabler, Benson, Munch, Fin, Dr. Huang, ADA Novak, Briscoe, McCoy... i know I'm combining law and order series, but fuck. It the characters I want... in Ultimates... because I'm 99.999999% sure that this will be ReAction 

TMNTU Wave 15 Speculation rant:

 I'm in a pickle here. ReAction+ is getting Vintage TMNT. So, does Super7 have access to vintage style or what?

So that means moar lists: one for 2k3 and one for IF they can do Vintage.

2K3:

Turtle Titan:

It's a Valid Michelangelo variant. Even more valid than 5Ds Raph.

Agent Bishop:

We can ask for a Battlesuit variant later.

Baxter Stockman:

Normal human Baxter with an Alternate pne eyed Baxter head.

Renet:

Because Fuck it I need a Renet and I will not stop asking for one even if I make a custom one!

Honorable mentions:

Karai as Shredder

Rat King

Savanti Romero

Amanda

Silver Sentry

Nobody

Shredder Elite guard

Shredder clones. (With Shredder being that big, Shiva Shredder would be like 10 inches)

VINTAGE

I know that Vintage is highly unlikely, but here are my figures:

Old variant, new variant, vintage character, new character:

Heavy Metal Raph:

I am putting him over undercover Don because he requires more new sculpts over Don.

Foot Jonin:

This is a 3 in one:

It works as an Army builder for Mirage styled Foot Ninjas as that's what the body will be.

But the heads are:

Mirage Foot Ninja

Oroku Saki 

Hamato Yoshi

Pizzaface:

Kyle is gone, so release this motherfucker...

Movie star Vanilla Ice:

No... I don't intend to make fun of Rob at Mar A Lago... I would need to own a Donald Trump figure for that. 

Honorable mentions:

Sandstorm

Groudchuck and Dirtbag

Chromedome

Scaletail

Hothead

Lioncourt.

Who let Haley Joel Osment watch Dawson's Creek?

 I have to start with this:

Roughly 3 months ago I was wondering what was going on with Dawson... well, you can do the math... Cancer won, Dawson lost.

I won't go much about him here, since aside his appearance as himself in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, I've not seen ANYTHING with James Van Der Beek outside of Dawson. My condolences to the cast of Dawson's Creek, his friends, and most importantly his family. Especially the kids he left behind.

2k3 wave 3 of TMNT is announced Habemus April

 Who was voiced by Ass Ketchup. We also get a Yusei Fudo Raph... and his Bike to play Children's Card Games.

Wonder what the price point will be. Still no info, probably after toyfair.

What the shit. This figure has MORE STUFF than vanilla Raph.

Plastic laboratory will render her unposable. 

Guessing I'll order Hun via BBTS and April(s) via Super7?

My guesses on prices:

April and Raph $65 each.

Hun $85

Bike $75-90

A Mattel TMNT Line... a rant:

 I said that I would tackle a Mattel TMNT line  I'm looking at a WWE Scaled line with WWE Articulation for the adult collectors.

For the kids a line similar to Origins in scale and articulation. The sculpt should be what mattel would have done if they had TMNT in the eighties. 

The Adult line would be a MOTUC line... not in style unfortunately, but covering all avenues of TMNT, including collaborating with the owners of NT:The Next Mutation.

Let's tackle scale.

Turtles: 5.5"

This is self explanatory. Turtles need to be short for they are teens.

April, Karai, Renet, Irma, and any other adult female: 6"

Adult males would be varied. With 6.5" being the standard. Casey and foot soldiers would be this tall. Mirage styled foot ninjas should be between 5.5" to 6.5" for a reason. The shorter would be foot genin, which would look great with a Tatsu figure. The 6" and the 6.5" can work with Tatsu and Karai or the eventual Mirage variant of Shredder.

Guys like Burne Thompson should be under 6.5" but higher than 6". Vernon and Shredder should be close to 7". 

Baxter would be 6" both Mirage and Fred Wolf style. 

Teenagers: 

IF Mattel pursues Teens:

5.5" for the girls (2012, RotTMNT Aprils.) Like Caitlyn. 6" for Zach and other younger teens (2012 Jones) 6.5" for Carter.

Other characters:

Here it depends:

Ace Duck, Punk frogs can be Turtle sized

Hot spot between 6 and 6.5" sandstorm 6.5"

Muckman, Sargent Bananas 7"

Hothed and halfcourt  8" due to their long necks.

Rocksteady and Bebop close to 7"

Slash close to 6.5"

Pizzaface under 6.5"

Krang: 2" with Bubble walker 4.5"

Android body should be 8".

I can see a few vehicles happening:

Turtle van can get reuse as the Channel 6 van.

Foot and Neutrino cruisers share the same mold for the most part.

Ninja Newscycle and Keno's Pizzacycle.

The Transport Module is unlikely to get a redeco. Nor the Footski.

Some of these vehicles could come with a figure or variant... for example, the Foot Cruiser could come with a Foot Soldier with Greaser themed Gear.

The Pizza Cycle could come with Keno.

Playsets are highly unlikely... I can see those happening for the kids line. 

But I'll leave it here for now and make a part 2 for the Origins styled line.

Mattel got TMNT

 That is both good and bad. On one hand, it isn't Hasbro. On the other it's Mattel. As in Piss Poor Distribution Mattel. The main reason I couldn't truly get into Masterverse was the piss poor distribution.

Just give me Pizzaface, Burne, Vernon, and Irma. And I'll take Aprils of both races... as long as they don't look like a puking potato... and for the love of Laird and Eastman keep April an adult!

MOTUC Styled TMNT... give us that... or a WWE Scaled TMNT... I'll post ideas later in the week for a Mattel TMNT Line... need to digest the idea of Mattel TMNT line... also, my pizza arrived.

Super7 keeps spreading themselves even thinner

Betting that these will be ReAction:

Now let's take a look:

What the fuck?? How can you make Furby ANYTHING!? Other than a Furby.

They could do blind bags... 

Personally I would like a Furby Ultimates Accessory pack... a $20 pack with various furbies for your Super7 Ultimates figures.

Can you say ReAction? Other companies are doing the normal action figures... so Ultimates are a no go.

I believe the company that shares their name with a bald goblin who cucks her husband with her son's friends is making Invincible figures.

While these have potential to become Ultimates! Figures. I can see Super7 going the ReAction route, since trying to sell $75 figures (price increase due to the holo stickers) will be an uphill battle. Seems the $65 price tag breaking many people over. Very little hype for the Tigersharks.

What will this be? The Astronaut from the MTV Awards? Figures of Kurt Loder and Carson Daly? This screams ReAction.

Never forget: The Miz started on MTV...

This most likely will be blind bag stuff. There's no way they'll make ultimates of My Little Pony... 

Though I wouldn't say no to Megan and her siblings. But I bring Megan up for size comparisons. I don't see overpriced Ultimates! Happening. 

TMNT × Konami: a Super7 rant

 Since Super7 is stuck with 2k3 after losing Classic TMNT... I'm gonna go with a Konami Crossover since 2k3 TMNT had Konami ties in the game Department so, each Turtle would be representing a Konami game series:

Metal Gear Leo:

This Leonardo would be dressed up as Raiden... MGS 2 Version:

Heads:

Skullsuit breathing mask

Normal Leo head with removable Raiden Wig.

Hands:

Fists, C-grips, gun grips:

Accessories:

HF Blade

Tranq gun

Coolant spray

Dog tags

Why Raiden? 

Sword...

Probotector Don:

Basically a combination of Bill Rizer and M4D-OG from Contra and Probotector.

Heads:

Normal Don with Bill wig

Head with Probotector helmet

Hands:

C-grips, gun grips, fists

Accessories:

Rifle with bo staff barrel and clip on firing effects:

Flame thrower effect

Laser effect

Spread effect

Rapid fire effect

Why Contra?

Because Mystical Ninja Goemon didn't occur to me until way too late in the game.

Duelist Raphael:

It's a Yu-Gi-Oh! Reference.

Heads:

Grinning Raph head

Screaming Raph head

With removable Yusei Fudo and Hiroto Honda wigs. (Nod to Raph's VA doing the English voice for them)

Basically Vanilla Raph with a slip on Duel Disk

Hands:

Standard hands

Pointing, card holding hands

Accessories:

Open Duel Disk with cards

Opening and closing Duel Disk

A full hand of Duel Monsters cards

Pair of sai

Why Yu-Gi-Oh!?

Reference... also, most people don't know Snatcher...

Michelangelo Belmont:

Basically a Castlevania inspired Mikey.

Heads:

Serious Mikey

Screaming Mikey 

Simon and Richter wigs

Hands:

C-grips with sword hinge, wide grip, normal C-grips.

Mikey wearing a Castlevania 2 inspired attire with a soft goods sleeveless tunic based on Richter.

Accessories:

Whips:

Real chain whip

Plastic whipping whip

Plastic twirling whip

Holy water bottle with flame effect

Cross Boomerangs

Knife

Why Belmont?

Nunchucks whip... I originally wanted to make Mikey a Duelist, because Mikey's VA is Joey Wheeler... but Raph as a Dueliat made sense, since Raph likes Motorcycles AND his VA was playing Children's Card Games in motorcycles.

 Let me do some Villains now:

Duelist Stockman:

One Eyed Baxter Stockman dressed as Pegasus J. Crawford.

Heads:

Normal One Eyed Baxter angry one Eyed Baxter

With slip on Pegasus wig.

Hands:

Standard hands, card holding hands

Accessories:

Open Duel Disk with cards

Opening and closing Duel Disk

A full hand of Duel Monsters cards

Toon Eyes White Mouser.

Why Pegasus?

One-eyed, evil, and without the Yu-Gi-Oh! Stuff he could pass off as a fancy suit Baxter.

Dracula Shredder:

Shredder dressed in a Dracula inspired look... with a soft goods cape. Kinda like a caped version of Human Shredder...

Heads:

A Shredderized take on Dracula's monster forms head

A White haired Oroku Saki head with paler skin.

Hands: Standard hands

Accessories:

Fireball with stand

Void Sword

Why Dracula?

Got a Belmont... Needed Dracula.

Revolver Bishop:

A combination of Bishop and Revolver Ocelot... more Specifically Liquid Ocelot, but with an EPF twist. His outfit would be close to his standard EPF outfit but with some elements reminiscent of Liquid Ocelot

Heads:

Bishop neutral

Bishop screaming

Ocelot wig.

Hands:

Standard left hands

Standard mech suit right hands.

Twirling revolver left hand.

Accessories:

Removable sleeveless plastic coat

Interchangeable arms:

Alternate sleeveless arm has a normal shirt sleeve left arm and a torn sleeve right arm showcasing the mech suit underneath.

2 Laser revolvers

Why Ocelot?

Closest thing we could do for a decent Bishop.

I can't do more since it's hard to deal with 2k3 variants...

It came from the Toy Chest: From playing with kids to Tantric sex

 Barney the Dimosaur... I have a fucking Barney Action Figure 

DaDuq did Mattel do to Barney?

Mattel apparently axed tbe reboot due to poor reception.

I mean this is what we had... Mattel, I'd buy a 1:12-1:10 Super articulated Barney and maybe some kids. My Santa needs children. 

Yes... there is a reason why I picked those two pics of Classic Barney. They feature former Disney alumni, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.

I mean you made this thing with Barney and Netflix baby Guile. I don't care about the kid. This was $2 at Marshall's. So I got it mainly for the pretzel.

To be fair, I can use creepy psycho Barney as a stuffed toy for Karen.

I hate the cocaine Yoshi look this Barney has.

Barney has 6 poa while baby Guile has 4. Both legs are fused on baby Guile and they move together.

I won't be giving them an actual review. Because these are discounted toys for preschoolers and honestly I just got them for the pretzel...

But seriously Mattel a Collectors oriented Barney and friends... maybe add a Backyard Gang Barney with the deeper purple and dark green and toss in alternate heads based on the actors who played Barney... yes... I'm totally asking this for the Tantric sex reference.

But we could also get the human cast... not just the children. I want the adults too. Would like to have a WWE Scaled Sandy Duncan. Mainly for ALF and totally not a reference of her being the OG AppleJack.

Also... Madison Pettis was one of Barney's friends.

No reason at all... No, I'm not going to ask for Corey in the House toys.

God damn you Hideo Kojima!

 I got Death Stranding 2... it looks impressive. Really? Raindrops keep falling on my head? Now I wanna watch Spider-Man 2.

So far it feels more of the same old same old. But Earthquakes are a new thing. But seems the old Kojima long exposition speeches are in play.

Got my first Game Over through a dialog tree. Why keep forcing a dialog tree when the answer is not my choice. Also, my first jump-start was on that dialog tree.

Seems like I'm going to Death Strand Mexico, wey... same old same old. Combat is a smidge better though. Getting a but of buyers remorse. But I wanna see Temu Snake. Should've gotten FF Tactics instead.

Ok now I may be going to 'stralia, mate! So We're trekking across the globe... guess this might kill chances for 3.

The TMNT are in the Epstein files

 I shit you not. Even movies from the Snyderverse have a mention or two...

Snyder himself gets two mentions...

[Name redacted] gets over 1400... There may be more [but name redacted]

James Gunn gets one but it apparently isn't the movie director... just some politician.

Spidey gets 73 mentions

Bill Clinton gets mentioned a lot but less times than [name redacted]. 

Super Mario gets mentioned too...

Pokémon gets over 20 mentions

Metal Gear Solid gets a mention.

Xbox gets over 100 vs Playstation's 27. Nintendo got 82?

Let's see what Miley/Hannah get?

Miley got 16 Hannah got one and I quote:

Cerabino takes on all things Trump at the ADT Watch kids' impressions of Hannah Montana

Two different articles from a newspaper that makes things look worse in the DoJ summary. I had to underline it to make it look accurate to the newspaper article headlines on the cover.

What I'm getting at is that you shouldn't be surprised seeing all these names pop-up. It doesn't necessarily mean they're all diddlers. I mean, how can a move diddle Someone? So searching random shit on the Epstein files doesn't equate diddlers... Now if your name is over 1,000 times and are a known associate... (both Trump and Clinton have considered Epstein a friend) then your appearance on the files may be more suspect.

To make matters worse, the release of documents hasn't gone well and the public are smelling a conspiracy theory.

But yeah... we have a link between TMNT and Epstein. 

Here's why this rant exists...

Didn't expect that...

Speaking of... could Super7 make Bay Turdles? I'd buy Madea Stockman, You have failed this Casey, Whoopi, Vernon, and fuck it, even Megan Fox.

It Came from the Toy Chest: WATCH OUT FOR SHREDDER!!

 

Ch'rell, the Utrom Shredder... in Ultimates format...

This figure is special.

Let's explain:

This is an Utrom Android Body whose identity wasbased on Japanese legend, the one of the Original Oroku Saki.

Now in modern day Earth, Ch'rell acts as the leader of the Foot.

This is the human form from the lost season?Will Super7  make this or go for the meh Tengu Shredder from Back to the Sewers?

I'd rather have this one... IF We get a Shredder variant.

Articulation:

The improved articulation is a decent improvement over the Classic styled figures.

Honestly I'm a bit worried about his tasset and shoulder blades. They are so soft that they could tear off 

4.5

Paint and sculpt:

The sculpt is pretty decent. Mine has a QC issue:

Thehelmer got bent out of shape while packaged. NEED TO BLOW DRY IT AND COLD SHOCK IT...

What the actual fuck is that horribly stitched sash! Also, why are the colors so flat?

I ended up dry brushing some metallic paints on the weapons and helmet to make him pop.

I kinda get they're going for a toon esthetic, but  even silverhawks had metallic paintwork on the "toon styled" toys.

4.0

Accessories:

5 extra hands

Oroku Saki head

Sword of Tengu

Ch'rell

At $55 he should come with more stuff.

Also, metallic paints, people!! Or give it an actual shading to make it look metallic.

A slightly smaller version of this head would be great for classic Shredder.

4.0

Overall:

2k3 Shredder gets a 4.17 as his final score. He's OK... just feels like they're HORRIBLY cutting corners. He may be big, but that doesn't excuse the cut corners... now I need to get flower wire and an old Grey shirt to make a better sash.

Hey what the!? Jeffrey Epstein can be blamed for microtransactions

 Donald Trump and Bill Clinton's "special friend", Jeffrey Epstein is to blame for Microtransactions. Ex Activision chief Bobby Kotick appears about 300 times on the Epstein files.

Seriously, how fucked up is that... not only Jeffrey Epstein fucked kids physically, he metaphorically fucked then by introducing microtransactions. That's fucked up yo...

Good thing Epstein is dead...

Bad news is that his unmarked grave is under constant surveillance.

Jada WILL NOT MAKE Street Fighter movie figures.

 Neither is Mattel. The ones Lucky to get these are:

Hasbro.

In the 90s, they made GI Joe scaled street fighter characters based on the game. And based on the movie. Many of them were parts we used from die, a joke this time.They can make movie accurate characters.

But there's a part of me that would like to see the revival of the GI Joe street fighters made like classified figures combining game, accurate face and body.But with the GI Joe touch.

If the movie doesn't suck, I might be interested in these but not really maybe... nope, not really... Jada has pretty much given me what I want.

I REALLY NEED to stop buying Gooner Statues.

 Think I may have gone a bit overboard this time.

Irma: Did you do this?
Nefty: Yeah...
April: But I've never...
Nefty: Clone of a time traveler Nick... His memories up till his DNA was harvested are my Memories. It's a bit stylized.
April: Destroy this!

It's April O'Neil... If they made a CLASSIC Glimmer, I'd get one. 

April: What the fuck?
Nefty: the Mic Arm broke so I improvised.
Irma: Make one of me!!
Nefty; Uhhhh...

If they ever make Irma gooner statues I'd buy one. 

One shitty paintjob later:

Alicia: So you made a 2:1 Cowporter statue?
Nefty: Yup...
Alicia: Nick is gonna take it away from you.
Neft: Yup...
Alicia: why is her outfit different?
Nefty: Because it's a tribute to how I remember April.
Alicia: you're gonna goon to this statue, aren't ya?
Nefty: I already GOONED TO IT MANY TIMES!!
Nefty (VO): Toy anesthesia gooned not me...

I like that the base of the statue has some humor to it with horny teenage mutant ninja turtles at the bottom.

If you were to order this from ebay... scales can be tricky. Supposedly this is 1:10 scale, Super7 scale... the statue is nearly 6 inches tall. If she were standing she'd be about 9 inches. That kinda ruined my plans butat the same time April Statue.... it feels more like this is a 1:6 statue.0