Action figures, Movies, Games, TV shows, things I like, Things I hate, weird news old or recent... they're fair game for my rants.
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Seriously, how fucked up is that... not only Jeffrey Epstein fucked kids physically, he metaphorically fucked then by introducing microtransactions. That's fucked up yo...
Good thing Epstein is dead...
Bad news is that his unmarked grave is under constant surveillance.
In the 90s, they made GI Joe scaled street fighter characters based on the game. And based on the movie. Many of them were parts we used from die, a joke this time.They can make movie accurate characters.
But there's a part of me that would like to see the revival of the GI Joe street fighters made like classified figures combining game, accurate face and body.But with the GI Joe touch.
If the movie doesn't suck, I might be interested in these but not really maybe... nope, not really... Jada has pretty much given me what I want.
The April statue will have to spend a few days on the porch. Because after I painted her, The statue was emanating a lot of resin odor that wasn't emanating when I got her. According to the seller it's gassing off 91% Isopropyl alcohol used on the statue.
I'll have to repaint her and reuse part. Because super glue was weakened by the alcohol that I used to try and remove the odor. Currently.is sitting on a bag with baking soda and cat litter getting indirect heat but no UV radiation. Don't want it to get brittle. Guess I'm sticking to smaller statues for my figures.
30: Irma Langinstein:
April's best friend and Sidekick. I'd risk larger versions.
29:Classic Zeldas:
There are a few BotW Zeldas around... I want older Zeldas like TP Zelda or...
The DiC Zelda...
28: Dark Queen: CLASSIC Version:
Fuck the 2020 Reboot. Yes, the Villainess from Battletoads.
27: Shenmue gals:
Anything shenmue really, even sfw Ryo...
26: Non-1987 Toon April O'Neil:
Mirage style (both black and white Aprils), 2k3, Hell, even the live action ones.
25: Anything Ranma smaller than 1:12:
Seriously there are LIFESIZE Ranma 3d print statues but nothing smaller than 1:6...
24:Anything MGS that isn't Quiet:
There are a few EVAs and Sniper Wolf statues (sfw) but there's no Rose Mrrl, Mei Ling, Hell I'll take a statue of E.E.
23: Anything SF that isn't Chun Li or Cammy:
There's Mika, Rose, Juri, Maki... If Cammy is doable, Sakura is doable too as they're the same age. I think there's a Laura Matsuda holding a joystick... GameDude would approve.
22:Reboot Lara:
All the Laras available to goon are Classic Lara... saw a SFW Reboot Lara though.
21: Aya Brea:
Parasite Eve is underrated. And I would also take a SFW Aya.
20: Variable Geo:
Underrated H fighting game that spawned a Visual Novel Sequel?
19: Charley from Biker Mice from Mars:
Where's my Charley Figure, Nacelle?
18: Karai/Lotus Blossom:
They're different characters but both female TMNT Ninja...
17: Other Princess of Power Characters:
I saw a Shadow Weaver, but in 1:8 and 1:4 scale... I won't mention Glimmer, so I'll mention Catra, Entrapta, Castaspella, the Star Sisters, Netossa... IN CLASSIC VERSIONS FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS...
16: Marlena, Evil Lyn, Sorceress:
There is a Teela, but I misplaced the link. Point is I want the MOTU ladies. Mainly for Nick Sr.
15: Terra and Celes among other FF folks:
I saw a recent one of Lulu, kebab girl is only available in big scales. Quistis, Edea, and Ultinecia are the only representatives of VIII that I would get if a available.
14: RE Ladies:
I know there's a REmake Ashley... I want Classic Ashley, RE1 Jill (not RE3), Sheva Alomar, Hunningan, Rebecca Chambers, RE6 Sherry, some villains too like Excella Gionne, Alexia Ashford... that's it... don't tell me you wanted me to say The Bella Sisters. Claire Redfield, dammit! Nick or Nefty-kun need to GOON over the Redfield bloodline.
13: Ace Attorney characters:
Those who are over 18 of course... so no Pearl from games before Spirit of Justice. Miafied Pearl might be a loophole. This would block Trucy and her magic panties and Rayfa from Making it... in NSFW land... if they make SFW of Trucy, I'm getting one. Preferably with a facepalming Apollo as she showcases her magic panties.
12: Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana (Hannah Montana Forever version):
That puts her over the 18 years threshold... for Hannah. For Miley I would like a Wrecking Ball Miley. Note that I'd like both SFW and NSFW of these. You know I'd get an NSFW one of Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus for shits and giggles. Or Miley and Dolly Parton.
Also, it allows me to transition to
11: Jem and the Holograms:
These would.be outrageous truly truly truly outrageous. I mention the Disney Knockoff and not the Original?
10: Fran Drescher as Fran Fine:
I don't care what you think... Be grateful I didn't suggest the Golden Girls. Young Betty White had a Lady Dimitrescu vibe. Young Rue McClanahan kinda looked like my Mom... Bea Arthur just looks like Bea Arthur no matter the age. With a young Estelle Getty my brain goes on a Reverse Shirley Temple. It cannot accept Estelle as a young woman, just as it cannot accept Shirley Temple as an adult. Oh, I'm rambling again.
9: Wii Fit Trainer:
Easiest NSFW statue to paint. Sadly there are none...
8: Final Fight Characters:
I know Poison/Roxy are floating around... But I'm thinking Jessica Haggar, Lucia, and Maki.
7: The Girls of Bayside:
Of course I mean Kelly Lisa and Jessie... I can take SFW versions too. Though I prefer NSFW Senior year version for the Cades to GOON!!
6:Xenogears Characters:
Elly, Miang, The Neo-Elements they are all fair game.We can Squeeze in Lucca from Chromo Trigger, who appears in the game.
5: Totally Spies!: (based on the later seasons where they're over 18):
The show was already a collection of all the fetishes... Specifically mentioning the later seasons to avoid comments from certain groups...
4:Battle Arena Toshinden:
Before SoulCalibur's Ivy, there was Sophia...
That's all I'll say... and yes, only the Adult Characters as depicted in whatever game they are adults...
3: Macross/Robotech:
As always NSFW For those who can but definitely a SFW of Minmei singing.
2: Rankin Bass Trio:
Thundercats, Silverhawks, Tigersharks.
I know a Cheetara is floating about... I'm looking at Pumyra, Willa, Nayda, Mandora, Chilla, Steelheart, Melodia, Octavia.
Fuck it infamous slave Wilykit bathing Mumm-Ra from the awful Wildstorm comics?
1: Marian and Linda: Double Dragon:
I don't necessarily want the getting punched on kidnapping, but it works...
Partially related: got a Mai Shiranui statue... spilled some acetone while having a sneezing fit and wrecked her hand. Now my scalpor has a broken statue to sell. Zoardammit!
Irma: Did you do this? Nefty: Yeah... April: But I've never... Nefty: Clone of a time traveler Nick... His memories up till his DNA was harvested are my Memories. It's a bit stylized. April: Destroy this!
It's April O'Neil... If they made a CLASSIC Glimmer, I'd get one.
April: What the fuck? Nefty: the Mic Arm broke so I improvised. Irma: Make one of me!! Nefty; Uhhhh...
If they ever make Irma gooner statues I'd buy one.
One shitty paintjob later:
Alicia: So you made a 2:1 Cowporter statue? Nefty: Yup... Alicia: Nick is gonna take it away from you. Neft: Yup... Alicia: why is her outfit different? Nefty: Because it's a tribute to how I remember April. Alicia: you're gonna goon to this statue, aren't ya? Nefty: I already GOONED TO IT MANY TIMES!! Nefty (VO): Toy anesthesia gooned not me...
I like that the base of the statue has some humor to it with horny teenage mutant ninja turtles at the bottom.
If you were to order this from ebay... scales can be tricky. Supposedly this is 1:10 scale, Super7 scale... the statue is nearly 6 inches tall. If she were standing she'd be about 9 inches. That kinda ruined my plans butat the same time April Statue.... it feels more like this is a 1:6 statue.0
