I truly hope we get some for the "adult collector Chronicle/WWE scale" line. That way those of us who have slambulances, lucha low riders, slammobiles and slamcycles can still use them. Also, I wonder if havig the Master License allows Mattel access to work done by Playmates under contract to Mirage...
Sep 10, 2026
TMNT and Vehicles: A Mattel Rant
Kojima has been given the Boot by Sony
They seem to be loving taking L after L.
XBOX is now partners with Kojima to bring Physint to life...
Sep 8, 2026
More Zelda News:
Hasbro will be selling the Master Sword as a role play toy.
It has electronics... but you know what we need? A Role Play non-functional Electronic Ocarina that plays the OoT songs...You know you thought of that too...
Unlike Squareenix, Nintendo understood the assignament
To the point where I MAY get a Switch 2 post 2028.
There is nothing I can say that would make the trailer Justice... looks like Ocarina of Time, sounds like Ocarina of Time, but with graphical upgrades and voice acting. All in One game... not a Young Link game with an Adult Link sequel on the Switch 3.Sep 7, 2026
Mattel and TMNT accessories and Miscellaneous: A rant:
Target, what the hell!?
Target, who used to be super woke, has now this:
Sep 6, 2026
It came from the Toy Chest: This isn't M.Tyson.
His missing tooth is a void innthe sculpt and not paint.
Bonus review:
Sep 5, 2026
Not Groovy news... Bruce Campbell has about 5 years to live.
Sep 4, 2026
Ramen recent figures, a rant:
Ramen Toy... the third party company that treats copyright as a suggestion, has made a few updates.
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| Old Daisy |
Sadly the good ol' boys and girl require preordering the car... same thing with Miguel Caballero and the Feenycar.
You remember the Not He-Man and not Skeletor? Here they are updated... Ramen will be at Power-con.
Danny Wells ans Lou Albano, that's what I want.
Sep 3, 2026
April 8, 27: FFVII:R:3 kinda physical
Squareenix confuses me.
They have a preorder on their site.Only the collector's edition mentions having the full game physically... so what's the deal? Is it a digital key or do we get a partial install requiring a digital download, which is kinda a dick move when the collector's edition is sold out. Shitty move by SE if so... I'll probably preorder the day one edition.
Sep 2, 2026
Hasbro is getting ridiculous with the prices.
You know who to thank besides good old greed...
Tariff-Man...Sep 1, 2026
Street Fighter 2nd Trailer
Has Dan, Zangief, Dhalsim stretching, E.Honda and hints of Evil Ryu.
Holy shit! We have another Masters of the Universe here... there I said it. Won't be Assassin's Fist good but better than the 94 movie Minus Raúl Juliá. Also, trailer was relased on a Tuesday.
Elon Musk won't play GTA6
Elon Musk says he won't play GTA6 Because he doesn't like to kill NPCs, much less the police.
This is just as stupid as the women Claiming GTA6 = adultery. Seriously, is there something in the water that is making people absolute morons... playing a crime simulator game and getting mad at the game having the player commit crimes...
I can't even...
Aug 31, 2026
Stupidest thing ever: playing GTA6 = Cheating on youe partner.
I don't know if this is ragebait or if this is women being stupid... not all women.
But this has caught IGN's attention, which in turn caught mine.
Seriously, what the actual fuck? Women are jealous of polygons, pixels. Zeroes and ones...
What's worse is that to look for that clip, Blogger ignored my query and looked for other stuff... when I went to YouTube it put me on a suicide help screen that wouldn't go away despite me clicking the Show anyway button.
So
Aug 30, 2026
Mattel's TMNT seem to be waiting on Mutant Mayhem 2
Which is delayed to August 2027. If this is true, then it sucks. Not only because the Mutant Mayhem designs suck, but that means 3 quarters without TMNT product.
I'm hoping for a Masterverse or Chronicles styled line for TMNT and not just MM2...
Because seriously, if we miss 2 Qs of TMNT Merch that we could've gotten from NECA and Super7...
Remember what Mattel took from us...
Aug 28, 2026
Final Fantasy VII part 3 trailer 2
Seems that Ruby and Emerald may be Mandatory bosses as they have cutscenes from vehicular fighting and we also parachute to places from the Highwind.
I fear the minigames if they are more kike Cait Sith's box bullshit.
I only hope that we actually get a disk version of this game. Because it is kind of shady knowing that I have the first 2 games in physical, and then that will be digital.
I want to see a confirmation that the Kebab girl at the end of Rebirth is JENOVA manipulating Cloud.
We need a true TANKCERATOPS!!
Capcom will celebrate Resident Evil's 30th with life sized statues of characters.
Among them are Albert Wesker and Ara ara Dommy Mommy Dimitrescu. That is all. At least they aren't doing life sized sex dolls or anything.
Yeah, there are Resident Evil sex dolls... No Claire, Sheva, Rebecca, or Grace dolls so far...
But look who made it to the Sex doll list... there's also one from Death Stranding... but forgot to take a screenshot.Another "New Mutants" for TMNT rant
I have been stuck in a rut lately, hence my delay on posting rants. So let's make more mutants...
It came from the Toy Chest: Sabotage completed.
I would've done this a lot sooner if Super7 didn't make preorders to Puerto Rico require insane amounts of shipping costs.
Now I have all 3 Sabotage figures... and I'm oK with it.
Articulation
The Rookie has standard Super7 Articulation. He has a crotch ball joint and those scare me after the Jason I never reviewed because he broke.
4.5
Paint and sculpt
Here The Rookie does pretty well. Not gonna lie the only nitpick I have is the forearms...
4.5
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