Sesame Street is one of the longest IF not THE longest Children's television program. Big Bird, Bert and Ernie, Oscar the Grouch, Grover... Huh? They don't ring a bell? F#$%^ing Elmo... Oh! Now you know what I'm talking about...
I'm not gonna rant about how much I hate Elmo (even if it IS Master Splinter the one who voices and controls that evil Satanic action hogger jabroni that talks in third person...)
Normally people stop watching Sesame Street because they're "Too old" for it... I was in that crowd until I saw This:
Yes, they're making a parody of:
Not only that but they also made a parody of True Blood...
Speaking of Sesame Street: Katy Perry sang a clean version of Hot n' cold, but it was never aired because she was showing too much cleavage.
Yeah, like the little kids are going to notice Katy Perry's boobs... Those are the same kids that are fans of Isaiah Mustafa and True Blood. I mean Katy Perry is less offensive than say, Jack Black...
Jack Black: More Kid Friendly than Katy Perry. True Blood: More Kid Friendly than Katy Perry. What is going on here!? I swear if Sesame Street brings Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal I would die by sheer awesomeness and WTFness...
Ok... WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!? They're the best of the best and I lvoe them!
Action figures, Movies, Games, TV shows, things I like, Things I hate, weird news old or recent... they're fair game for my rants. DISCLAIMER: OPINIONS POSTED ARE EXAGGERATED FOR COMEDIC EFFECT!! Got it?
Oct 10, 2010
Oct 8, 2010
odds and ends October 08, 2010
Spider-Man the Reboot has a Female lead...
Emma Stone will be Gwen Stacy Shame... That means that either She'll be tossed off the bridge, OR She'll have sex with Norman Osborn and THEN she'll be thrown off the bridge... I dunno, but she looks more like a Mary Jane rather than Gwen...
Johnny Depp... is so freaking AWESOME!! He went and helped a little girl raise a "mutiny" at her school. Thing is he did it dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow!
How Cool is that... Not having some dude dressed as Jack Sparrow come to your school, but having the REAL Captain Jack Sparrow come to your school.
Words cannot describe this video.
On other newsTeh Philipines are becoming hyperpatriotic Translation: Shirts with the Philipines flag or singing their national Anthem wrong could land you a fine or jail time... Damn!
Wait, what!?Ochocinco's cereal hooks you up for phone sex!? Long story short: Ochocinco has a children's charity and on his overpriced cereal you get a phone number that directs you to a sex line instead of said charity... Massive D'oh!
H opefully THIS will be a killer on CSI... The original one... The one that had Grissom... A Hotel with "death ray" sounds horror movierrific! but that's the magic of sunlight and hyper polished reflective surfaces.
Emma Stone will be Gwen Stacy Shame... That means that either She'll be tossed off the bridge, OR She'll have sex with Norman Osborn and THEN she'll be thrown off the bridge... I dunno, but she looks more like a Mary Jane rather than Gwen...
Johnny Depp... is so freaking AWESOME!! He went and helped a little girl raise a "mutiny" at her school. Thing is he did it dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow!
How Cool is that... Not having some dude dressed as Jack Sparrow come to your school, but having the REAL Captain Jack Sparrow come to your school.
Words cannot describe this video.
On other newsTeh Philipines are becoming hyperpatriotic Translation: Shirts with the Philipines flag or singing their national Anthem wrong could land you a fine or jail time... Damn!
Wait, what!?Ochocinco's cereal hooks you up for phone sex!? Long story short: Ochocinco has a children's charity and on his overpriced cereal you get a phone number that directs you to a sex line instead of said charity... Massive D'oh!
H opefully THIS will be a killer on CSI... The original one... The one that had Grissom... A Hotel with "death ray" sounds horror movierrific! but that's the magic of sunlight and hyper polished reflective surfaces.
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