Breaking Dawn, the "epic" finale to the Twilight "saga" is being split in two. That is old news. Now the new part to these news is that they're considering 3-D!! It'll more in your face and you'll be surrounded by the sparkles and the "vampires'" chiseled bodies in 3-D.
If they go 3-D, the beautiful Birth of Renesmee is reason enough to see these literary failures on the Big Screen. Will we get the Edward/Bella sex scenes in 3-D as well?
That final battle with the Volturi will be so freaking... there was no final battle. We are going to see vampires talking... in 3-D.
That made me think... What movies should've been in 3-D:
Just picture ALL the mayhem created by the ghosts AND the Ghostbusters trying to bust those ghosts...
Now tell me if you ain't afraid of no ghosts...
C'mon! This movie BEGS for 3-D... T-Rex chases, Dilo spit, Raptors, gallimimus stampede...
A 3-D JP would be so sweeeeeeeeet!
Anything by Michael Bay:
I'm not a fan of Michael Bay and his "Films" (Especially those based on Hasbro Toys.) but, He could make one kick-ass 3-D movie...
EVEN this would've sucked less if it had been 3-D...
Harry Potter (any of the 8 of them):
Quidditch in 3-D... Patronus and Dementors in 3-D... Now that would make Hogwarts a lot more magical.
Now this movie in 3-D would've been freaking sweet! Picture it: New York, 2001-2002 swinging across buildings in 3-D and having Spidey leap towards us while avoiding 3-d Pumpkin bombs.
Now for movies that 3-D would be unnecessary:
Great movie, but 3-D would be wasted here... I don't see how a love story about cowboys be made in 3-D.
Great movie, the only scene that would be good in 3-D would be the TollBooth scene.
I know that you guys were expecting something else. But THIS is 3 times more annoying than THAT...
Obviously Twilight "saga" should be on the NO 3-D list. (not gonna add trailers, since I've been in Forks for too long...)
Till next time true believers! Excelsior! Jeez! for a moment there I felt like Stan Lee...
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