Jun 15, 2018

It came from the toy chest: Ice, ice, baby...

2/3 of the Amazing Spider friends have been made... in Legends scale. Where's my Firestar, Hasbro?
Iceman, OG X-Men member, now gay thanks to Jean Grey becuase reasons...
You habe freaking Northstar as the ultimate Gay hero... He's so gay that they made him part fairy to gay him up when you couldn't have gay characters in comics.

So Iceman...

Articulation 
He has the standard ML buck, but feels a bit gummy... probably due to the translucent plastic. His range of articulation is decent. He can oull the ice slide surfing pose.
4.5
Spidey:No ice slide?
Iceman: No ice slide.
Spidey: No ice beam?
Iceman: No ice beam, just a Juggernaut BaF piece.
Paint and sculpt 
Bobby has some new pieces that complement the normal translucent body. His paint is literally on his eyes.
4.5

Accessories 
BaF piece...
Not even an ice effect or a slide.  Lazy...
1.0
Spidey: OK Johnny, start singing with Bobby...
Torch: Why?
Iceman;Because we'd be making a song by Ice and Fite, which os close enough for him to pseter GRRM to finish his books.
Torch: Who?
Iceman:The Author of Game of Thrones.
Torch: Oh...

Overall
3.33 for Iceman. The lack of accessories for him was his downfall. But all I need is Havok and a head for Juggernaut... I have Cable and he shall be reviewed soon... well Ive had Cable since November... backlog, y'all.
Jean: So young me told young you that he was gay, but you are not...
Iceman: Pretty much.
Jean: But if he's gay and you're not, then he isn't you...
Iceman: Pretty much. Also the young you, not you is a massive c-
Jean: Better not finish that sentence because I an Fire and Lifre Incarnate! I AM PHOENIX!!!
Iceman: Arizona!!!
Jean: Now you're ulyra gay and can only get it up with The Blob...
Iceman: I liked you better when you were dead.

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