Switch wants me to settle it in Smash...

Daisy is no longer a Peach palette swap. She's a different skin with changed effects and range on some moves... like Dr. Mario is to Regular Mario...
Not only that but

I am now sporting a massive nerdboner...
Megaman, Sonic, Bayonetta, Ryu, Cloud, Snake... Snake?? Snaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!
Are coming back to Smash... sure, Ridley is there too, but every freaking one is coming back to Smash...

Ho-Ly Crap! The only way for Nintendo to top this (for me) is to remake the Era of Decline Zelda games using the BotW engine... (I mean original LoZ and AoL.)

Shame that Simon Belmont isn't in this... No reason...

Spike, you douche! You weren't supposed to show that...