New She-Ra officially revealed...

It looks like Cole Sprouse dressed as a girl...

OK, Cole Sprouse as a girl looks better than this...
Good news is that Androgynous She-Ra won't show up until November.

As you can see, my fears are all confirmed...
She has the awful skort, she is as flat as a 12 year old boy, with shoulders as broad as a boy  and many boyish features... poor professor Oak is completely confused.

This is my problem with third wave feminists: ANYTHING REMOTELY FEMININE THAT CAN BE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE BY STRAIGHT MEN IS EVIL! Something something, male gaze, something. Iy almost seems that if it's remotely feminine it's bad, wrong, weak... and that good, right, and powerful NEEDS TO LOOK MASCULINE.


Let's look at She-Hulk:

That's the new third wave feminist friendly She-Hulk... Notice how manly she looks...
What was wrong with the previous version of She-Hulk?
Nothing, other that she was strong, empowered AND FEMININE!
It's almost as if third wave feminism HATED feminine looking women. (If men and the patriarchy are evil, why are they trying to make women be more like them?)

Back to She-Ra:
I'm not asking for a 36DD 24 38 figure on her. All I wanted was for her to read Female. Let's look at the Miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir

She-Ra's body looks closer to Chat Noir's than Ladybug.
THAT IS THE PROBLEM.
In trying to not make her "a sex object" they turned into a young boy... (Insert Herbert the Pervert reference here)
The DC Superhero Girls figures aren't voluptuous, but they read as TWEEN or TEEN girls. She-Ra does not.
Hell even her hair looks messed up.
It looks like she has the Despara buzzcut and that a blonde wig is floating in the background.
Yes, I'm going on and on with the physical appearance because of this:

Very crude drawing  but you get the idea. Minimum effort for Prince Adam here... If I could pull this off with a rudimentary paint application, imagine if a skilled photoshop expert attempted this...