Patrice Wilson has taken Creepy to a new Level

With his new video ABCDEFG... Yeah, that's the name of the song... Hey! It's the same guy that gave us Friday, Thanksgiving and Chinese Food... Speaking of Chinese Food, the video stars the Chinese Food Girl. (Alison Gold) and just watch it...


Creepy Patrice starts the video as a disturbing Twisted version of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood... With Creepy Patrice as a creepier "Mister Rogers" type of character that loves spying through windows of 12 year old girls (or in this case Alison) Wait... His house is familiar... Holy ****! That's where Panda Patrice and Alison were in Chinese Food after the "implied one night stand"... So, Pedogod Patrice is looking at Alison being Rejected by this boy and decides to intervene... By "commanding her" to get into a mysterious VW Van, using an Asian Cupid to bring the boy in and taking her to a shady bar... (almost looks like a Red Light District joint)
It's a Bar full of kids!! WHAT IN THE HELL!?  The kids are acting like zombies there... Pedogod Spikes her punch and Everything turns into puppets (Hallucinations from a date-rape drug?) Then he enters the mini world. Due to the Drug, he ends up looking like a Phallic Puppet. Asian Cupid hits the boy with his arrow and Puppetpatrice spikes the punch once more.  the boy is now Chinese food... Since we know how much Alison loves Chinese food, she devours the boy's Spring Roll... The End

Tell me how that is not messed up! I'm starting to think that he does it on purpose... I bet he picks the creepiest things he can get away with in order to troll for views... All we need is Chris Hansen showing up on the next video...