The possibility of Tom Holland being Link is scary... so if Current year casting rules apply, what would be the worst choices possible?
Tom Holland as Link is already mentioned so, i won't go there:
-Zelda sage of light: Rachel Zegler. We need someone to bitch and moan to make negative publicity.
-Princess Ruto Zora sage of water: Halle Bailey... no, I'm not saying she looks like a fish, but we've seen the memes. Also, having Ruto do a musical number would work better if the actress can sing. A ballad of the Wind Fish would be awesome.
-Malon sage of wind: Bella Thorne. Just because I want her to star next to Tom Holland as copium for the horrible Mary Jane betrayal we got with Zendaya.
-Rauru sage of earth: Jared Leto
-Impa: Miley Cyrus. What? I wanna use Miley in a small supporting role because it's Miley!
-Bagu Goron sage of fire; Tracy Morgan
-Ganondorf: I was originally going for Chris Evans, but decided to switch the Chris to Pratt.
-Tingle: Danny DeVito
-Hylia: Dolly Parton
-Demise: Chris Tucker
-Great Fairy: Dave Bautista
-Deku tree: Robert Downey Jr.
-Goron Chief Darunia: Danny Trejo
-King Dorephan: Samuel L Jackson
-King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule: Javier Bardem.
-Navi: Zelda Williams. (Not a horrible choice, but as a tribute to her dad, she NEEDS to be in a Zelda movie, period.)
Jonathan Potts and Cynthia Preston should have cameos.
Preston should be the late Queen (Zelda's Mom) while Potts should be a member of the court and has to apologize to Zelda in one scene...
And say the thing...
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