Jun 10, 2019

X-Men the Last Stand I mean dark Phoenix the rant

came I saw and I want my money back. While NOT AWFUL, the movie is a cruel reminder of hpw Fpx has mismanaged the X-Men franchise. So okay remember in Apocalypse when the Phoenix manifested on Jean when she fought Apocalypse? Well this movie reckons that because genes first interaction with the Phoenix is in space while saving some astronauts. Oh yeah remember that whole part that Humanity hates mutants well now they love them and they're basically the Avengers of the fox Marvel Universe.

 The movie has a few cringy lines especially the x-women line from Jennifer Lawrence. Sansa was very, very cringy most of the movie. Song was severely under used in the movie... Okay they did use her to shoot lightning bolts that generic human enemies that were really aliens and as an ice dispenser machine at a party. Magneto plays a secondary role in the movie. I wonder if they added him just because they had Fassbender in a contract. Jennifer Lawrence was practically a cameo appearance since they kill her off in the First Act. Penis Summers is a prop. It's as if the writers hate Cyclops. Also hell has frozen over. There was absolutely zero Wolverine in this movie.

The villains, the D'Bari are blander than tapioca pudding. They're even more one dimensional than Brie Larson... and lile Cyclops,  they were more props than characters.

Watch Arabian Hitch instead of this...

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