I am bored with this lack of electric power thing. I detest ranting by phone... Especially when things come out of the toy chest. Bison is still MIA. Power Con stuff shipped after a few issues with my kinetic card. Speech to text turned credit to kinetic. I left it like that after going through the rant to add punctuation because it was funny. So, things I'll do once the power returns.
1- Cook a hearty meal in the slow cooker.
I've been eating outside of home since I ran out of propane. Insert something Hank Hill here. I'm tired of that bastard Boiardi. I've eaten so much tuna that I feel like I'm an honorary Thundercat.
I've been eating outside of home since I ran out of propane. Insert something Hank Hill here. I'm tired of that bastard Boiardi. I've eaten so much tuna that I feel like I'm an honorary Thundercat.
2-Let the updatethon begin.
PS3, PS4, PC, WiiU will be begging for updates... OK the PS3 will only ask an update for Netflix, but it's still an update. Once that's done.
3- Make a couple of rants on PC.
Got to finish a movie review, got some toys on backlog due to the hurricanes and my two jobs.
Got to finish a movie review, got some toys on backlog due to the hurricanes and my two jobs.
4-Use the internet properly.
I've been setting up hints that this reference was coming in a few rants before this one.
I've been setting up hints that this reference was coming in a few rants before this one.
5- Ice Cold EVERYTHING!
Ice cold coke, ICED iced Tea, JD on the rocks. Ice cold Chocolate Milk.
Ice cold WATER!!!
Ice cold coke, ICED iced Tea, JD on the rocks. Ice cold Chocolate Milk.
Ice cold WATER!!!
6-ALL THE WARM SHOWERS.
No power = no water heater. No water heater = no showers.
No power = no water heater. No water heater = no showers.
7-Sleep.
By sleep I mean sleeping in the dark and with at least a fan for cool ventilation. Graveyard shift work means sleeping during the days and with no electricity, means having open windows in the middle of the day. Sweltering heat + Mosquitoes = bad sleep. Having to nap at work before or after my shifts sucks ass. I miss my bed.
By sleep I mean sleeping in the dark and with at least a fan for cool ventilation. Graveyard shift work means sleeping during the days and with no electricity, means having open windows in the middle of the day. Sweltering heat + Mosquitoes = bad sleep. Having to nap at work before or after my shifts sucks ass. I miss my bed.
8-Netflix and I still need someone to chill with so I can give her that look...
OK, I mean just watch Fuller House season 3 I can't promise no Stephanie's Fuller Blouse jokes, but the s3 review will have to wait for now.
OK, I mean just watch Fuller House season 3 I can't promise no Stephanie's Fuller Blouse jokes, but the s3 review will have to wait for now.
9-Videogames that aren't Super Smash Bros. For 3DS.
I seriously need to upgrade my 3DS library. Also play videogames on home consoles.
I seriously need to upgrade my 3DS library. Also play videogames on home consoles.
10- Turn light switches on and off.
Sounds stupid but when you're over a month with no power, something as simple as turning a switch on and off can be amazing.
Sounds stupid but when you're over a month with no power, something as simple as turning a switch on and off can be amazing.
11- Charge my phone AT HOME!!
Again, something simple that feels huge due to the lack of power.
Again, something simple that feels huge due to the lack of power.
12- Use my electric razor to shave.
Nothing beats a manual razor, true, but I'm a bit lazy, so every now and then I want to use the electric razor... Also good for trimming sideburns without going to a barbershop.
Nothing beats a manual razor, true, but I'm a bit lazy, so every now and then I want to use the electric razor... Also good for trimming sideburns without going to a barbershop.
13- Do laundry...
Washing clothes by hand sucks... Need I say more?
14- Hang out with Ben and Jerry...
Yes, I mean the Ice cream. Goes well with the Netflix binge watching.
15-Watch the meter...
Not all the things I plan to do are meant to be awesome. I need to watch the meter just to make sure that the PREPA won't try to rip me off.
16- Restock the fridge...
Meats, fruits, veggies... Stuff that is not canned. This kinda goes with 1 and 5 but I have to be specific here.
17-Upgrade my 3DS library.
Most of the stores that sell videogames in PR have remained closed. Once the Power returns, I can get eshop cards to get myself Ace Attorney the real games... (Screw Herr forehead) and maybe get me some N64 games for 3DS.
18- Watch YouTube videos on a 32-inch screen.
Phone screen is tiny. Need big ass screen to see Dachie rage, or Noble being cringey... Among other stuff.
19-Put Christmas decorations (assuming it returns before Christmas)
Self explanatory.
20-Return to normal.
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