Nov 11, 2021

Netflix's Juan Piss has a cast... Ya-yo Ya-yo!

 Mexican Luffy is searching for Juan Piss... that's the name of the treasure... or how One Piece would sound from someone with a THICK Latin American accent. But yeah, Luffy will be played by a Mexican actor. ZORO will be played by a Japanese actor, specifically, the one who played Enishi in the third Kenshin movie... Sonny Chiba's kid, Mackenyu. Nami woll be played by an actress that actually looks like a flat chested Nami. Before anyone begins to cry sexism. I didn't mean this as a jab at the actress for lacking the Chesticular fortitude of her character. Unlike the actors for Luffy and Zoro, she ACTUALLY looks a lot like her character with the only 2 differences being that the actress is a live human and not a drawing and the difference in breast sizes between 3d and 2d. Usopp is black... the character known as the liar is black... *socjus pearl clutching intensifies*  and Sanji, well he looks like 90s Eminem, but the Wish version. 

While yes, I'm making fun of the cast choices, they aren't as bad as Cowboy Bebop's. I might watch this despite not being a fan of the source material... I need to know if this will make the 4kids trainwreck look good.



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