Hasbro's Starting lineup is Dead on Arrival

 Killed by Hasbro's greed... and the NBA's, of course. The line begins with a modern lineup including the infamous crybaby LeBron James

That's the size of the binky needed to calm LeBron.

Now Let's look at the $49.99 LeBron James figure.

The Action Figure LOOKS NOTHING LIKE LeBron James! It doesn't have the tattoos, the likeness is WAY OFF and it's not worth the ridiculous $50 pricetag... hell, this isn't even worth the new ML $25 pricetag... I remember when Legends were $10. But why the Hell is this garbage $50!?

Because it has the useless Nasty Fucking Trash! That's right, Hasbro is dabbling with NFT Garbage...

Ehhh, Nefty... your name kinda sounds like NFT...

Great, another reason to hate those digital waste of space... You know what, Fuck this NFT bullshit. I wanted to buy a LeBron to make him the butt of many ICFTTC jokes, but the only jokes here are the ridiculous price gouging, piss poor likeness, and NFT garbage.

As much as I hate to say Scott Neitlich was right, he was right about lines being killed when the prices get too high. So fuck you Hasbro for making me say that Scott Neitlich was right.