Sep 10, 2022

Odds and ends Sept. 10 2022

 While I disagree with the race swapping done on The Little Mermaid, the trailer is here and it doesn't look bad... for a live action adaptation of an Animated Disney film.
Well, the lack of color feels almost Zack Snyder-esque... this one might not be Pinocchio bad, but the idea that it has Melissa McCarthy is enough for me to not want to watch this on theaters...
After Pinocchio, I don't trust Disney with live action adaptations of Disney Animated movies. They should try something original instead of bastardizing their own animated movies with crappy live action adaptations...

Me and my big mouth... "They should try something original instead of bastardizing their own animated movies with crappy live action adaptations..." I said... The Lion King is getting a Prequel on how Mufasa became King... sadly, Hayden Christensen isn't playing young Mufasa. What the Hell Disney!? You can't just take anything with James Earl Jones and give it a prequel!? You better not get any ideas for a Coming To America Prequel, Eddie Murphy!!

Peyton List is confused about Cobra Kai and the kids' ages... since she's 24 and plays a high schooler. But that's not what we're here. She mentioned that Cobra Kai is a 6 season show... B-but if they go to a sixth season AFTER the insanity of Season 5 where LaRusso has to finally fight against Jean Valek Terry Silver... The way the season ended felt like the perfect finale point. Unless they're tring to find a way to bring back Michael Ironside and force an appearance by Hillary Swank... I kinda don't want The Next Karate Kid stuff, because Cobra Kai had a bitching ending and it tied the missing threads from The Karate Kid part 3. 

Ew, Kellogg's, what are you thinking!? Using dehydrated milk in your cereal bowls so all I need is water? On paper, this sounds like a nifty idea in order to eat cereal on the go. Problem is that rehydrated milk does not taste like fresh milk. Sure, it's useful for baking, but for cereal fresh is best... and no, plant based nut juices are not milk. Milk comes from teats... the only plant based product that could be considered milk would be Poison Ivy's breastmilk... and yes, I mean the Gothamite Plant themed Criminal's breastmilk.

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