Street fighter things that make me go huh?

 Street Fighter, the series that has way too many games and confusing lore. There are a few things that make people, ie, me go: huh?

 Y huh? I mean wtf? A lot of these get explanations, but it's those explanations thatare weird:

No, before I start the mystery of Poison's penis will not be touched.

-Blanka is green because he dyed his skin and doesn't shower. He generates electricity because he learned from the eels.

-Ryu has a shitton of money. He's a street fighting hobo, but he has a cellphone, a black credit card and Ryu's street fighting winnings are managed by Ken Masters, not to mention Ryu does odd jobs like construction, security, solving "local crises" aka Scooby-Doo shit with street fighting. (Chun Li has to buy him normal people clothes because, he enjoys going everywhere with his gi.

-Gouken wasn't dead. He was only in a coma... This one is so messed up. In most media, Ryu or Ryu and Ken BURY Gouken. But that's not all: Gouken survived because he emptied his mind.

-Dan studied Ansatsuken from Gouken and was kicked out of the school for being bent on revenge. Sakura saw Ryu fight a couple of times and created her own form of Ansatsuken, stronger than Dan's Saikyo style.

-speaking of Sakura: she got sunburnt and tapped into the Satsui no Hadou. Really.

-Akuma and Ryu (also Sakura to an extent)mastered Psycho Power better than Bison, because Satsui no Hadou is a stronger and purer version of Psycho Power. This is why Bison becomes obsessed with Ryu.

-Don't get me started on Cammy and Decapre being ACTUAL CLONES OF BISON BUT RULED 63 BECAUSE REASONS. Then there's all the young women kidnapped for the Doll project...

Now imagine Raúl Julia's voice coming out of Kylie Minogue... you're welcome!

-Gill... yes, I'm going for the low hanging fruit. Specifically, the ones in his banana hammock.

Is his penis half red and half blue? Or is it one color? Also, what about his balls? I won't ask about Oro, since his are seen in 3rd Strike.

-Abel was a male body for Bison. Who is a copy of SETH, but looking more human. Thing is that Seth has many similarities with Gill and Urien... what's going on here!?

-Necalli. To this day I've no idea what the fuck is going on here.

-JP: After Bison, Gill, Akuma, etc. Street Fighter 6's main villain is LITERALLY BISON'S ACCOUNTANT!! 

You know what, I'm out... what's next, SF7's villain will be Bison's maid?