Advent calendar ICFTTC 16: Spanish Torture Device... Ohh Myy!

I  recall mentioning that I have a bunch of 1:12 sex toys. And they will be part of my Super 7 Snake Mountain whenever that arrives...  this item is meant to complement the the whole Snake Mountain Sex Dungeon think I'm going for. Since this is a torture device of sexual nature. I'm talking about skytube premiums wooden horse device. It's based on that torture device known as the Spanish donkey or the wooden horse in which a person is placed upon the horse they're tied down to the horse I'm gravity is what messes up the person's genitalia. It's a pretty dark and messed up item so I got it in the cutesy pastel pink and white version.

I cannot write this as a normal toy since this is a display model kit and it's meant to be for adults not for children... because what kind of kid collects medieval torture devices.

Super7's female crotch problem makes their female figures hard to balance...

Once you release the pieces from their sprues you assemble it you have a 1:12 scale torture device. And now that it's a symbol of I just realized that it's too damn small for classics... so this might end up being used with Marvel Legends figure arts or the Queen's Blade figures that I stopped reviewing after Elina because obvious reasons. If I ever make the Hentai Imouto blog to the House of , maybe They'll come out of the Toy Chest there.

These Super Sentai episodes
Get weirder and weirder...

So, I'll use the Putty, since it's a clay asexual monster, it's less offensive than Miss Suzumiya's suggestion of putting Mikuru on it.

I can't rate it like a normal toy, but it's a surprising background prop. It has multiple display options, like wheeled, where you can connect multiples and have a choo-choo train of depravation. It has a rocker attachment, a bucking mechanical horse "rodeo" attachment, or it stands on 4 legs in a stationary mode.
I won't disassemble the modes I won't  use to avoid losing the tiny pieces.

Logan: Hey, Laura, do you think
Gabby will like this little pony?
X23: WTF Dad!?
DP: Don't tell him X! Let him figure it out!
Logan: Wade!! This isn't Princess Pancake!?
DP: Ride them high cowboy! That's a sex toy!
Logan:WAAAAADEEEEE!!!