May 15, 2020

First episode from the final batch of NSPCAoShe-Ra (language)

I hate myself for sticking till the end with this... in all fairness, half the series wasn't horrible... bit sadly, the other half was unbearable.

We start with Horde Prime's invasion of Etheria and FINALLY FUCKING HORDE TROOPERS!!

Adora now fights with a stick... (seagulls stop it now?) The rebellion is actually fighting to defend people from Horde oppression? This is what we should've been getting ALL THE TIME instead of bullshit like "Princess Prom" or taking a chunk of an episode to mock the True She-Ra... Hopefully the next version of She-Ra is more in line with what She-Ra is supposed to be.

And Adora tries to transform without her sword... *sigh*
And Horde Prime is curious about Adora...
Let's skip the craopy theme song!
Adora is having "astral projection" dreams. And the shattered sword is a reminder of her greatest failure.
We see Sea Hawk polishing his sword, if you know what I mean... he was polishing his actual sword, which wasn't it an energy blade in this version as well?
The gameplay is
Now and Entrapta are doing stuff together... no, not that kind of stuff. It would be a lot better than Entrapta's lack of awareness regarding their situation. You know because Autism is funny! That cringy scene was written to laugh at Entrapta's autism... yikes! Good thing this team is super progressive!

Perfuma, voiced by the daughter of a Viagra spokesperson, brought an important point, but it's played for laughs. Also Shadow Weaver is butting heads  with Micah.

Thaymor, as in the village that always gets in trouble, was made into a joke here, which I actually laughed at... See? I can say good things about this abomination too, y'know?
Glimmer is now a prisoner of Horde Prime... And no one talks to her. Oh God... Scorpia and Quick Fart together? Did you run out of Locusts, God? Isn't COVID-19 torture enough?

A little girl dropped a She-Ra doll... yet Target can't get rid of them even in clearance!! and Bow's tech thingie beeped.
3 Horde Wraiths... I mean HP Clones, coming in their direction.

Meanwhile, HP summoned Catra to discuss what to do with her... and we're back to Adora's astral dreams. Scorpia had stung Adora to stop her from dping something stupid and in her daze, she says spmething kinda logical if you're in a cartoon and have protagonist's plot armor... so they caught a HPClone... Meanhwile at the Hall of Horde Prime, Glimmer and Catra are invited to dinner.

The HP Clone basically told Adora how fucked she was...
Shadow Weaver saved Entrapta and Micah. Back to HP's dinner partay. HP has perfect supervillain tact... I wish we could get him on a REAL She-Ra show! So deliciously evil! Showing Glimmer his forces attacking and overpowering the Rebellion! Seriously, Horde Prime is freaking sweet!

You never were... Pretender.
She gets a pep talk and now she's ready to bring the fight to HP. *blegh!* IS it wrong that I want the evil horde to win? But first, she needs to find shekter for the Etherians? Guessing the Crystal Castle... but will Light Hope allow it? Oh, it's the heart of the Whispering woods. Ass trail prohection dream, the end!

 While it wasn't a train wreck it wasn't that good episode. I understand it's setting off the game pieces for the final battle while we still got like twelve episodes to go. Once I see the remaining twelve episodes I will make an overall review on the season. All I can say is that I'm glad that it's finally over and hopefully the next version will be something more enjoyable and less interested in gaining Tumblr brownie points.

I guess this up to He-Man to show his sister how it's done... I hope the non-Kevin Smith MOTU doesn't suck.

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