It came from the Toy Chest: I am an idiot for buying this.

Super7 is ripping me off with an overpriced glow in the dark figure... I got it through BBTS so, I had to pay a bit more on shipping. I'm talking about GITD Muckman and Joe Eyeball.

In the Neftyverse, they're a product of Nick flushing an used condom and his jizz entered contact with Muckman... Hee! Hee! That will be cumman's catchphrase. The Cumdumpster where Joe Eyeball's Jizz-made counterpart will be known as Joe-Mama.

I hate trying to photograph GITD.
This dude shines SUPER BRIGHT
But I can't find a way for the camera to
capture his brightness.

Articulation:

Since it's Muckman in a different color plastic, you'd expect his articulation to be similar. Be extra careful because GITD Plastic can be iffy with super7. Careful he might be floppy. Mine is on the left wrist and thigh.

4.5

They're twins!

Paint and Sculpt:

He's the same sculpt as the original, which I praised last time and will do so again. Due to his glow in the dark nature, he has less paint applications than the original figure. But the weird colorful pallette chosen for it is groovy. 

The price point is what ruins him.

4.5

Muckman: Who are you?
Cumman: Hee-Hee! I'm a sexier version of you!
Barbara: Nick, By any chance did you threw an used condom in the trash?
Nick: Yeah, why?
Cumman: Hee-Hee! I have two dads!

Accessories:

Here this figure fails... 2 hands and the bazooka. Sure, there's Joe-Mama, but it's not enough. I kinda wish we had gotten a barf plug in or a seeping torso slime plug.

3.0

Muckman: *throws up and shits himself*
Barbara: This is what Alicia meant when she said, you have to be careful with your seed*
*Horribly Explained in Rise of the MuTeens at the Fanfic Corner.
Nick: So I can truly say I have a Mutant sewer child. 
Barbara: Nick, you asshole!
Cumman: Yay Daddy and Stepmom!
Joe Eyeball: Dis is fucked up!
Joe-Mama: Yo Mama's fucked up!

Action feature:

This is not a category that I use often, but he has an action feature and it works. I tested it with a viscous fluid that glows under a black light... thickened Tonic water, you pervs... I'm not going to jerk off all over Cumman... Classic Glimmer would be a different story for 12 year old me. Pre smartphone pre internet era was rough... so back on topic. I tested it with my tonic water "ooze" and it works. Then again, I already knew this, due to the original having the same feature. 

4.5

Overall:

Cumman and Joe-Mama get a 4.13 as their final score. If I ignore the action feature, his score is a flat 4.0, which no matter how we look at it, the score is good, but it could be better... damn you Pedro Pascal!