Jul 12, 2016

It Came from the Toy Chest: Sleeping with the Boss's daughter gets you places...

Do I NEED to tell you who am I talking about? I'm talking about the guy that kills your braincells, the Biggest Schnoz in Sports Entertainment, the walking Water Fountain...

I am talking about Triple H... Terminator Armor Edition:
Which is Basically Triple H with an useless stupid hunk of Metal with Terminator arms that aren't even slightly articulated as the ones from the entrance. Here he has a Rigid, unposeable arms dangling from his sides. The posts that hold the arms to his hands would imply Articulation, but there is none... Fell like a sucker right now... (TBH I was more interested in the arms to make a sort of Sortech but now I'm a bit less than impressed with the armor...) Kinda wish I had bought an older version of HHH with the longer hair.

His Articulation is an Elite WWE Figure Articulation, which allows you to pull off SOME Wrestling moves, but not all... You can have him in Mid-Pedigree pose with another figure... Now is the moment I regret NOT HAVING A CERTAIN FIGURE...  5.0
Paint and Sculpt:
Sculptwise he does look like HHH, BUT mine had a weird gash of brown paint from his eyebrows across his forehead. 4.0
Removable Elbow and Knee Pads, Skull Mask, Armor... 3.0 I blame the Armor being useless and not having the proper paintjob hurting it.

The Cerebral Assassin gets a 4.0 as his final score... but since he's married to the Boss's Daughter he gets an Extra Point... Anything to avoid me joining Vince's Special Club! I think Mattel blew it with the Armor... Seeing that this is an "ELITE" Figure, I expected A LOT MORE and ended up being Underwhelmed... Seems that MOTUC isn't the only line suffering from Mattel's least amount of effort ethos.

I could have sword that cross was supposed to be black!

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